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Breaking my silence-how to become PERFECTLY SAFE ALL THE TIME AND NEVER GET GANKED AGAIN

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Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#1 - 2011-11-23 08:35:56 UTC
Too many people getting suicide ganked these days. I myself was a victim just a few hours ago. I decided to break my silence and show everyone how they can AVOID EVER GETTING KILLED IN HISEC.

Many of you here will hate me for sharing this but it is time to make eve safer for everyone. Using this may be an exploit-I don't know. I am too afraid to do it, but I must say it looks promising.

What if you could be perfectly safe in Eve? No more unscannable fits, no more watching local, no more fears of your ship being violenced? Sound too good to be true? It isn't! (I think) CCP has made a way to be protected at all times.

For those of you who rely on killing people for ISK or for fun-I am sorry. The picture below shows how to be safe in Eve.

Never get ganked again, be safe-this pic shows everything


Darius III for CSM7

Hmmm
Snow Ogre Dude
No Luck Corp
Kenshin Shogunate.
#2 - 2011-11-23 08:38:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Snow Ogre Dude
I YAWNED, OLD NEWS, EVEN OLDER JOKE

"Snow Ogres fall from heaven....... unassembled."
Levija Saplina
Ken Interplanetary Communication
#3 - 2011-11-23 08:39:46 UTC
Likes were given.
Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#4 - 2011-11-23 08:40:10 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Too many people getting suicide ganked these days. I myself was a victim just a few hours ago. I decided to break my silence and show everyone how they can AVOID EVER GETTING KILLED IN HISEC.

Many of you here will hate me for sharing this but it is time to make eve safer for everyone. Using this may be an exploit-I don't know. I am too afraid to do it, but I must say it looks promising.

What if you could be perfectly safe in Eve? No more unscannable fits, no more watching local, no more fears of your ship being violenced? Sound too good to be true? It isn't! (I think) CCP has made a way to be protected at all times.

For those of you who rely on killing people for ISK or for fun-I am sorry. The picture below shows how to be safe in Eve.

Never get ganked again, be safe-this pic shows everything


Darius III for CSM7



+1 Internets.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#5 - 2011-11-23 09:13:48 UTC
Damn trolls.

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
triplleboy
Malum Mortuus
#6 - 2011-11-23 09:18:43 UTC
lol old joke...Lol
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#7 - 2011-11-23 09:31:58 UTC
2003 called. I expect better from you Darius.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#8 - 2011-11-23 10:19:47 UTC
What, no p**** enhancement? I too, am disappointed.

http://www.wormholes.info
Joshke
Palundra
#9 - 2011-11-23 10:50:37 UTC
cool, will try to use it, thanks in advance!
Ngoa
Fight Against Boredom
#10 - 2011-11-23 10:53:57 UTC
heh well now we all know brick squad's contingency plan after they get bounced from delve
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#11 - 2011-11-23 11:03:15 UTC
Ngoa wrote:
heh well now we all know brick squad's contingency plan after they get bounced from delve


Ha ha ****** we left last week. I offered your guys the sov for the cost of the modules but they made you grunts go out and grind the sov. We didnt even pay our sov bills.

Funfact> We got 90% of our sov in Delve for free-and really didnt want it. I always get a laugh when Goons (the Juggalos of eve) try to smack about sov loss for Brick.

Hmmm
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#12 - 2011-11-23 11:05:06 UTC
Hello Darius III,

I would like to extend an open invite to my wormhole.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Darius III
Interstellar eXodus
#13 - 2011-11-23 11:14:36 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Hello Darius III,

I would like to extend an open invite to my wormhole.


If serious-I'd certainly send an alt for a while.

Hmmm
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#14 - 2011-11-23 11:20:13 UTC
I'm just chasing down noobs and practising some dual boxing to be honest /o\

Maybe I should come on an op sometime though ♥

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-11-23 12:10:24 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Ngoa wrote:
heh well now we all know brick squad's contingency plan after they get bounced from delve


Ha ha ****** we left last week. I offered your guys the sov for the cost of the modules but they made you grunts go out and grind the sov. We didnt even pay our sov bills.

Funfact> We got 90% of our sov in Delve for free-and really didnt want it. I always get a laugh when Goons (the Juggalos of eve) try to smack about sov loss for Brick.

didnt want that sov anyway huh
Ginia Itonula
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-11-23 19:10:42 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Ngoa wrote:
heh well now we all know brick squad's contingency plan after they get bounced from delve


Ha ha ****** we left last week. I offered your guys the sov for the cost of the modules but they made you grunts go out and grind the sov. We didnt even pay our sov bills.

Funfact> We got 90% of our sov in Delve for free-and really didnt want it. I always get a laugh when Goons (the Juggalos of eve) try to smack about sov loss for Brick.


Well, that's good. We didn't really have to try.
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2011-11-23 19:10:52 UTC
Hey Darius, broke any NDAs recently?
Blawrf McTaggart
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2011-11-23 19:14:00 UTC
http://i.imgur.com/Sds07.png

Didn't want those [systems/members/corps/outposts] anyway
Ginia Itonula
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#19 - 2011-11-23 19:19:31 UTC
Blawrf McTaggart wrote:
http://i.imgur.com/Sds07.png

Didn't want those [systems/members/corps/outposts] anyway


Holding sov is for losers, anyway, amirite? It's cool, Brick can go to Empire and protect Hulks instead of POS.
Alita Ishtal
Herb Men
#20 - 2011-11-23 21:22:09 UTC
Yo D,i liked your post and all but im just here to say that


Were the best at sov taking.
Were the best at NIP'ing the drf to keep our carebear space safe
Were the best at scamming
Were the best at metagamming
Were the best at forgetting to pay sov bills
Were the best at manipulating the eve market
Were the best at Spieing
Were the best at ship spamming local
Were the best at racism
Were the best at Insert w/e the goons think they are best at next.


Goons are the Kanye West of eve.


That is all.
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