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MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#21 - 2013-12-27 13:13:01 UTC
Wow! You people who keep going on about God are not even aware it's a metaphor. We use them for the children and simple minded because they struggle with the literal. Yet still no answer. Not surprised either.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#22 - 2013-12-27 13:14:34 UTC
MYKILL wrote:
Wow! You people who keep going on about God are not even aware it's a metaphor. We use them for the children and simple minded because they struggle with the literal. Yet still no answer. Not surprised either.


You come into GD, eyes open, and expect answers to metaphoric questions?

ARE YOU HIGH

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#23 - 2013-12-27 13:26:11 UTC
Lol, you might be right
Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#24 - 2013-12-27 13:26:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Gealbhan
God? GOD!?

Let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.
It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ******* *** off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Arrow
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#25 - 2013-12-27 13:31:20 UTC
Gealbhan wrote:
God? GOD!?

Let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.
It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ******* *** off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Arrow


So is this how you see CCP?
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#26 - 2013-12-27 13:33:42 UTC
Gealbhan wrote:
God? GOD!?

Let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.
It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ******* *** off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Arrow



Devil's Advocate sucks ass

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#27 - 2013-12-27 13:36:14 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Gealbhan wrote:
God? GOD!?

Let me give you a little inside information about God.
God likes to watch. He's a prankster.
Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition.
It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ******* *** off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

Arrow



Devil's Advocate sucks ass


Certainly does, but it carries two meanings, which one am I playing?
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#28 - 2013-12-27 13:38:07 UTC
MYKILL wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:


Devil's Advocate sucks ass


Certainly does, but it carries two meanings, which one am I playing?



Dont care.

I just hate it when people post quotes from terrible movies to make themselves sound clever.

I of course only quote good movies ever.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Vidua Arte Album
Epic Boo Bees
#29 - 2013-12-27 13:39:55 UTC
Jove Death wrote:
Lemme Guess.....


Logoffski titan stuck in a 15 min window and because of the new commandment your facepalming?.

And yes it isnt god, its actually CCP. God is just a figment of your brain trying to make a post look more stupid than it is.

Big smile
Obviously god exists because how else would the OP had reason to create (!) his thread?

Checkmate, atheists!!!
Magna Mortem
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-12-27 13:42:31 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
MYKILL wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:


Devil's Advocate sucks ass


Certainly does, but it carries two meanings, which one am I playing?



Dont care.

I just hate it when people post quotes from terrible movies to make themselves sound clever.

I of course only quote good movies ever.
This reminds me of my favourite bible quote.

Austin 3:16 says I WHIPPED YOUR ASS!!!
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#31 - 2013-12-27 13:44:06 UTC
If you feel god hates you, then he probably does;

"All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work... 'My back hurts,' 'my legs ache,' 'I'm only four!' The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!"

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#32 - 2013-12-27 13:44:43 UTC
That's kind of funny because I was going to point to StarTrek with McCoy and Kirk in relation to metaphor but I won't now.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#33 - 2013-12-27 13:49:07 UTC
[Fry and Leela are taking a ride on the Moon Park]

Moon Rover Ride Narrator: The story of lunar exploration started with one man - a man with a dream.

Animatronic Ralph Kramden: One of these days, Alice. Bang. Zoom. Straight to the moon.

Leela: Wow! I never realized the first astronauts were so fat.

Fry: That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#34 - 2013-12-27 14:03:08 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
[Fry and Leela are taking a ride on the Moon Park]

Moon Rover Ride Narrator: The story of lunar exploration started with one man - a man with a dream.

Animatronic Ralph Kramden: One of these days, Alice. Bang. Zoom. Straight to the moon.

Leela: Wow! I never realized the first astronauts were so fat.

Fry: That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife.


I had to stop to laugh for a while.

But honestly CCP, it's not the amount of praying hands, its a matter of common sense. Don't make this commandment and still post messages about sensibility every 15 minutes if it doesn't mean a damn.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#35 - 2013-12-27 14:05:16 UTC
MYKILL wrote:


But honestly CCP, it's not the amount of praying hands, its a matter of common sense. Don't make this commandment and still post messages about sensibility every 15 minutes if it doesn't mean a damn.


Gods commandments are not for the Priests

But for the chattle

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#36 - 2013-12-27 14:09:45 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
MYKILL wrote:


But honestly CCP, it's not the amount of praying hands, its a matter of common sense. Don't make this commandment and still post messages about sensibility every 15 minutes if it doesn't mean a damn.


Gods commandments are not for the Priests

But for the chattle



I bow and scrape. So be it.
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#37 - 2013-12-27 15:15:17 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
MYKILL wrote:
Anybody can win with God on their side. What does potential have to do with it?


So what happens when two football teams go up against each other, and both have this 'God' of yours 'on their side'? Who wins?



One that wins with God on their side, and the one that loses confesses God must have other plans for them. Blink
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#38 - 2013-12-27 15:17:47 UTC
I Love Boobies wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
MYKILL wrote:
Anybody can win with God on their side. What does potential have to do with it?

So what happens when two football teams go up against each other, and both have this 'God' of yours 'on their side'? Who wins?

One that wins with God on their side, and the one that loses confesses God must have other plans for them. Blink


God hates football, thats why everyone loses when they go to a match/game.

God prefers WRC.

That's why its an engineer's game these days.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
MYKILL
Silver Octopus
Infernal Octopus
#39 - 2013-12-27 15:29:44 UTC
I Love Boobies wrote:
Remiel Pollard wrote:
MYKILL wrote:
Anybody can win with God on their side. What does potential have to do with it?


So what happens when two football teams go up against each other, and both have this 'God' of yours 'on their side'? Who wins?



One that wins with God on their side, and the one that loses confesses God must have other plans for them. Blink


Everybody knows if Gods on a teams side the goal posts all get moved to the opposite side. ( it stinks of hypocrisy, favouritism, and is plain wrong ) Yet everyone accepts it.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#40 - 2013-12-27 15:32:39 UTC
MYKILL wrote:


Everybody knows if Gods on a teams side the goal posts all get moved to the opposite side. ( it stinks of hypocrisy, favouritism, and is plain wrong ) Yet everyone accepts it.


Ok, if you want people to take it seriously you have to drop the metaphors.

Metaphors obscure meaning and are bollocks.

Its impossible to make a point for or against your supposed meaning as you yourself can move the goalposts anyway you like.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann