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Plexmas
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Arttimus
Gibralter II
#1 - 2013-12-24 23:12:26 UTC
Thought I would take a stab at some Plexmas Carols.
Arttimus
Gibralter II
#2 - 2013-12-24 23:13:01 UTC
Oh Plex Machine:

O Plex Machine, O Plex Machine
You truly make a treasure!
Their golden sheen's from plasticine,
And in the light the're gleaming.
O Plex Machine, O Plex Machine
You truly make a treasure!


O Plex Machine, O Plex Machine
Your Golden cards enthral us!
In Local seen a scam it means,
The market screen is much fairer.
O Plex Machine, O Plex Machine
Your Golden cards enthral us!
Arttimus
Gibralter II
#3 - 2013-12-24 23:19:03 UTC
Little Spammer Boy:

Spam they Told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
All kinds of text to sling
Pa rum pum pum pum

Our worthless words we'll stream
Pa rum pum pum pum
The largest font is keen
Pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum

Now we bore you
Pa rum pum pum pum
With Cut and Paste fun
Arttimus
Gibralter II
#4 - 2013-12-24 23:24:13 UTC
Jita Chat

To Jita I will go,
In a Charon that is full.
I need that ISK,
Selling all the day.
Jita chat is full,
O'but what a sight.
The offers here are scams it's clear,
I tell you it's not right.

Jita chat, Jita chat,
Blocking all the day.
Oh what scum to Jita come
to be blocked right away.

Jita chat, Jita chat,
Blocking all the day.
Oh what scum to Jita come
to be blocked right away.
Arttimus
Gibralter II
#5 - 2013-12-24 23:29:59 UTC
Do You Pew What I Pew:

Projectile Turrets shooting every where.
Do You Pew What I Pew?
Alpha damage it is maxed for sure.
Do You Pew What I Pew?
A gank, a gank, will overcome your tank.
You'll end in a caspsule for sure.
You'll end in a caspsule for sure.


Large Smartbombs exploding very near.
Do You Pew What I Pew?
Little Frigate, have you been insured?
Do You Pew What I Pew?
Gate Camp, Gate Camp, it is not on the map.
A pod trip home ends your flight.
A pod trip home ends your flight.
Arttimus
Gibralter II
#6 - 2013-12-24 23:36:40 UTC
The Twelve Days of Plexmas:

On the twelve days of Plexmas the scams contracted me.
12 T1 Dramiels
11 Navyless Ravens
10 BPC Originals
9 Officer Modules
8 Lowsec Couriers
7 Gneiss BCs
6 Carbon Charons
5 Genolution 'Auroral' 197-variant, Golden Pods
4 Mega Vindi's
3 Shipless Fits
2 In Station Titans
And a Plex they said was really cheap.
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#7 - 2013-12-26 14:15:08 UTC

No


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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#8 - 2013-12-31 19:56:30 UTC
Arttimus wrote:
Do You Pew What I Pew:

Projectile Turrets shooting every where.
Do You Pew What I Pew?
Alpha damage it is maxed for sure.
Do You Pew What I Pew?
A gank, a gank, will overcome your tank.
You'll end in a caspsule for sure.
You'll end in a caspsule for sure.


Large Smartbombs exploding very near.
Do You Pew What I Pew?
Little Frigate, have you been insured?
Do You Pew What I Pew?
Gate Camp, Gate Camp, it is not on the map.
A pod trip home ends your flight.
A pod trip home ends your flight.

I enjoyed this one.