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James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2013-12-23 21:57:09 UTC
What are some crazy/stupid/awesome things you've done in EVE while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances?

I'll start: I drunkenly bought an Archon on market in Lonetrek while months away from being able to fly it, decided I needed that isk more immediately, and resold it for 150m less than I paid for it.

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Carmen Electra
AlcoDOTTE
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#2 - 2013-12-23 22:00:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Carmen Electra
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
What are some crazy/stupid/awesome things you've done in EVE while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances?

I'll start: I drunkenly bought an Archon on market in Lonetrek while months away from being able to fly it, decided I needed that isk more immediately, and resold it for 150m less than I paid for it.


Hmm, I do what you did quite regularly.

One of my corpmates was drunk the other night. He was flying a navy mega in hisec with 1b worth of deadspace hardeners on it. He challenged a friend of his (in a coercer) to a dual. The dual was declined, but he read "duel declined" as "duel accepted".

He neuted the coercer and was insta-concordokkened. He now flies with safety on while under the influence.

Bacon makes us stronger
Boomhaur
#3 - 2013-12-23 22:02:21 UTC
Drink and fly, die real fast.

So I don't, I let everyone else do that. It's more entertaining that way. I am willing to bet my first Nighthawk I bought years ago for 200mil on the contracts which had T2 rigs which were going for 400mil a piece was influenced by alcohol as I basically bought 1billion ship + rigs for less than the price of the ship alone. This was right after rigs were introduced so they were quite pricey.

Welcome to Eve. Everyone here is an Evil Sick Sadistic Bastard who is out to get you. Anyone who tells you otherwise is either trying to scam you or use you.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#4 - 2013-12-23 22:05:30 UTC
Last New Year's Day, I woke up to find 50m less in my wallet than I expected, and that I had a 50m bounty. This was just after Retribution, so people thought bounties meant something then.

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Amhra Rho
Accujac Elimination
#5 - 2013-12-23 22:10:46 UTC
Funny, I nearly started this exact same discussion recently, but I just. couldn't. do it.

Don't drink and fly. Just don't. Bad things will happen, like you'll wake up in the morning having lost half of Etherium Reach and there will be a fedo in your bed.

There's real reasons why your Eve character doesn't do /dance.
Abdullah Bahdoon
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-12-23 22:14:37 UTC
I pick up random characters from Jita and jerk off furiously in front of my monitor.
ErrorRon
Turbo-Encabulator LLC
#7 - 2013-12-23 22:19:35 UTC
I went roaming nullsec in a vagabond. Passed out, then died to a frigate rat on a gate. Then 3 hours later got podded by an ibis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtItWL6GfSM CCP Gargant -  Dev of my heart.
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#8 - 2013-12-23 22:25:53 UTC
I spent 2 hours staring at the sun I had warped to. Like whoa...
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2013-12-23 22:27:52 UTC
i may be biased as im currently 2/3 through a bottle of Wolf Blass but this is amasing. will report back if i do anything entertaining tonight.

in the past however iv undocked in a naga, passed out and got npc'd,
woke up in pod and thought "dame , forgot my ship"
got in another passed out...

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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psycho freak
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-12-23 22:36:19 UTC
Some of my best times in eve have been while drunk or stoned

shame i cant rember half them tho but from what my wingmen say it must been a blast lol

my spelling sux brb find phone number for someone who gives a fu*k

nop cant find it
Magna Mortem
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-12-23 22:49:18 UTC
Killed a tengu in a frigate ... lol
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-12-23 22:49:50 UTC
At the point of passing out once I remember warping my rapier to a safe spot in low sec and cloaking.

However the point of being pissed you kinda think and dont do.

Woke up in the morning with a nice print of 5 keys from my keyboard on my face and me in stn minus one rapier and pod.

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-12-23 23:57:52 UTC
... certain "entertainment" services that charge $/min were involved, and alot of "pod talk"...P

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Skeln Thargensen
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-12-24 00:03:36 UTC
was watching myself, real high, getting ganked in my mackinaw and thinking ah man i got this. i have a vexor in the orca, these guys are toast.

you don't know anything about eve until you've done it. you can't do this i got podded too lol.

forums.  serious business.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#15 - 2013-12-24 02:07:40 UTC
Magna Mortem wrote:
Killed a tengu in a frigate ... lol

*disingenuous slow clap*

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#16 - 2013-12-24 02:47:47 UTC
Forgot lowsec gates had guns.
Suicidal Blonde
Alchemical Aquisitions
#17 - 2013-12-24 03:19:00 UTC
bought billions of isk worth of skill books. cos I thought they sounded like a good read. I mean who can resist neurotic control and toblerone tecnology...
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#18 - 2013-12-24 04:23:35 UTC
I got drunk and sexted my wife boss.


Oh wait...you said EVE related.....

In that case, I got drunk one night and subbed my first account.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-12-24 04:33:47 UTC
Lost a talos to rats because i had taken so much xanax I was just staring at the screen until i saw it pop, then i got real mad because i didn't know why i died.
llIllIllIllIll
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-12-24 05:19:55 UTC
I badposted.
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