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Pissing in Cups

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Pick en Tilavine
Eve Engineering Finance
#1 - 2013-12-20 23:56:39 UTC
Hi Guys,
Idea
Just wondering, do any of you **** in cups/bottles while playing Eve so you don't have to get up and go to the restroom?
Pick

I'M EFFING MAGIC DUDE
Karen Avioras
The Raging Raccoons
#2 - 2013-12-20 23:57:30 UTC
doing it right now
Infinity Ziona
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-12-21 00:06:08 UTC
Pick en Tilavine wrote:
Hi Guys,
Idea
Just wondering, do any of you **** in cups/bottles while playing Eve so you don't have to get up and go to the restroom?
Pick

I hadn't thought of that.. will save me lots of mopping, thanks

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Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-12-21 00:07:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Alduin666 Shikkoken
Sadly no. It would have come in handy during 'red pen defcon 1 level 5 forced CTAs' but I didn't have a bottle at the time. I usually reverted to squirming in my chair waiting for the FC to call bio break.

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

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Iko Fumimasa
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-12-21 00:11:31 UTC
Adult diapers man, you can't crap in a bottle.

"We are pod pilots. We're the Joneses of outer space. So long as they make me decent sandwiches and stay the **** out of my face, my crew is doing their job." - Logical 101
okst666
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-12-21 00:11:33 UTC
well.actually yes.. I have allways 2 empty punica (a german orange juice brand)-bottles nearby.
Those bottles have an extra large opening, so I do not have to care much about aiming and can just let it flow.

Also this: http://666kb.com/i/ck9v9kekqcc80zipr.jpg

[X] < Nail here for new monitor
ColdCutz
Frigonometry
#7 - 2013-12-21 00:14:52 UTC
This should be in OOPE.
Pinky Hops
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-12-21 00:15:21 UTC
Even astronauts do not have to **** in cups.
Suicidal Blonde
Alchemical Aquisitions
#9 - 2013-12-21 00:24:07 UTC
my computer room is nextdoor to my bathroom at a happy angle and ive a wireless desktop setup so I can technically stay at the keyboard whilst bio. doesnt happen often. has saved my ass a couple of times.
Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-12-21 00:29:53 UTC
Do you also poop into socks?

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
Ronan Bane
Nuclear Biomass Destruction
#11 - 2013-12-21 00:36:21 UTC
And you wonder why people frequently say that those who play EVE competitively have no life... The next question should be does your mom threaten to withhold dinner if you don't bath once a week. EVE is a game, social skills outside of pixels with greatly contribute to a life outside your parent's basement.

People who create topics like this should be banned with the intent of fostering the potential of giving someone a life.
Paranoid Loyd
#12 - 2013-12-21 00:39:47 UTC
Ronan Bane wrote:
And you wonder why people frequently say that those who play EVE competitively have no life... The next question should be does your mom threaten to withhold dinner if you don't bath once a week. EVE is a game, social skills outside of pixels with greatly contribute to a life outside your parent's basement.

People who create topics like this should be banned with the intent of fostering the potential of giving someone a life.


Keep telling yourself your not just like everyone you just tried to insult. Roll

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

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Nexus Day
Lustrevik Trade and Travel Bureau
#13 - 2013-12-21 00:40:50 UTC
Bottle Pisser...the least known Yule Lad.
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#14 - 2013-12-21 00:43:14 UTC
Ronan Bane wrote:
social skills


Knowing how to properly insert, inflate, and secure a Foley catheter is a valuable social skill.
Ronan Bane
Nuclear Biomass Destruction
#15 - 2013-12-21 00:47:34 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Ronan Bane wrote:
And you wonder why people frequently say that those who play EVE competitively have no life... The next question should be does your mom threaten to withhold dinner if you don't bath once a week. EVE is a game, social skills outside of pixels with greatly contribute to a life outside your parent's basement.

People who create topics like this should be banned with the intent of fostering the potential of giving someone a life.


Keep telling yourself your not just like everyone you just tried to insult. Roll


How many posts do I have? What is my online time like? Yes, you are incorrect. EVE is recreational and not a lifestyle for me. However, thank you for demonstrating that your only argument to my post was to automatically lump me in to your lack of life crusade. Congrats on a feeble attempt that bounced before it got to the plate. (Explanation for the nonathletic type... A baseball that rolls across the plate when thrown at the strike zone is a rather feeble attempt by a pitcher.)
Goose Anserinae
Old Bittervets
Deepwater Hooligans
#16 - 2013-12-21 00:49:04 UTC
Iko Fumimasa wrote:
Adult diapers man, you can't crap in a bottle.


I beg to differ. Gatorade bottles have a nice, wide opening.......
Jamagh
Grand Violations
#17 - 2013-12-21 00:51:26 UTC
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Do you also poop into socks?


I poop in fishnet stockings, then twirl them around above my head.

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Thatt Guy
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2013-12-21 00:52:41 UTC
Once, when I was younger, I tried to use a bottle during a long drive. Got it stuck. NEVER AGAIN!

Haters gonna hate, Trolls gonna troll.
Ronan Bane
Nuclear Biomass Destruction
#19 - 2013-12-21 00:52:43 UTC
Jamagh wrote:
Scatim Helicon wrote:
Do you also poop into socks?


I poop in fishnet stockings, then twirl them around above my head.


Adds all new meaning to the word TURD CUTTER.
Big AL Timmins
Hooker Industies LLC
#20 - 2013-12-21 00:57:19 UTC
Urban myth for the MMO generation Big smile
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