EVE General Discussion

You are a attention-whore?

Well, as each of your post is littered with advertisment for your corp, its really obvious why. I bet none of that money really exists. But its a good strategy anyway.

You run an ISK halving service?

because he can

I think it's more fun to simply wardec the OP's corp than to waste time wondering why some ****** is an attention whore and troll clown.

What if...

We've all asked ourselves these big "what ifs" from time to time...
What if you could just wish, and suddenly money would appear when you needed it?
What if there was a secret source of cash that didn't require any work on your part to earn it?
What if there was someone out there, somewhere, that cared enough about you to just hand you the money you wanted or needed?

hmm, my guess would be;

You are avoiding paying tax to the carebear overlords by giving away most of your isk before they can punish you for tax evasion, by forcing you to eat skittles until you sick up a rainbow?

Dear sir, FUND MANAGEMENT / BUSINESS OFFER.

I humbly wish to seek your assistance brother in matter that is very important and needs utmost trust and confidance to my eve, I am irl Mr. jeff utazi a close confidant of one of Nigerias most powerful family. The wife (hot) of top Government official and an oil magnet the late General Sani Abacha former head of State Federal republic of Nigeria, who ruled from November 17th 1993 to June 8th 1998 and he died suddenly while painting his nails leaving everything to her.

For obvious reasons, my client does not want to wash this fund with established scams. The isk doubling for us in jita has only gone so far (thanks for the donations all). It is her desire that the deal be handled as quietly as possible without possibility of any leakage to the ccp and the eve forum seems safe and without troll. She has therefore empowered me brother to find and negotiate for and interested corp with open minds arms and wallets to steal from ... i mean befriend

Your commission shall be down payment of 2b isk of the total sum, that is equual to a bonus doubling amount to 6.3 million at a later date .... GOOD !! yess brother??!!

Sir, you are capable and willing to participate in this transaction contact me through my twallet In any case, please keep it tight secret.

Best regards,

JEFF UTAZI. (aka Derevin)

In conclusion, birds suddenly appear every time you are near because they long to be close to you.

On the day that you were born the birds did not want to be close to you because of all the angels who had cluttered the delivery room, trying to create a dream come true. Needless to say, with the incandescence levels raised by the moondust in your hair and the starlight in your eyes, I was feeling kinda worried, too.

Now, with all the boys in town following you all around, it is clear that someone's getting something.

In spite of having solved this conundrum, Bambi, we must remember that there remains the more significant issue of why do stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by? Until this problem is solved, no man woman or child in New Eden can be safe.

Because I could really use it, and he/she recognize that fact and decide to make my day a lot better.