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Minmatar Citizen 12903201
Chief Spice
#1 - 2013-12-16 02:14:26 UTC
wouldn't it be so cool if you could load corpses in festival launchers and shoot them at ships
Nylith Empyreal
Sutar Rein
#2 - 2013-12-16 02:23:01 UTC
Calm down satan.

Who's the more foolish the fool or the fool who replies to him?
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-12-16 02:40:25 UTC
... there's still 9 or 10 days of "prezzies" to come... who knows. Blink

On the other hand, more drones, shuttles, ammo... dare we hope for something crazy like "Xmas Elf Hats" ? Attention

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Na Und
Galactronics
#4 - 2013-12-16 03:40:14 UTC
I think it would be cool to load and shoot stupid forum threads at ships (and make the other pilot read them).
Mr. Orange
Band of Freelancers
#5 - 2013-12-16 03:42:14 UTC
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
#6 - 2013-12-16 05:13:55 UTC
I wanna load exotic dancers into my launcher, or maybe use them as drones.
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#7 - 2013-12-16 05:16:28 UTC
Minmatar Citizen 12903201 wrote:
wouldn't it be so cool if you could load corpses in festival launchers and shoot them at ships


That's only been suggested like a billion times. Lol
Gerald Sphinx
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-12-16 05:45:53 UTC
I can see a **** ton of corpses being sold on the contracts for this. XD
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#9 - 2013-12-16 06:00:12 UTC
I'm still hoping for more fireworks as my supply is starting to run low.
Almethea
Trans Stellar Express
#10 - 2013-12-16 06:16:43 UTC
considering all the server crash incoming, i'm sure you can shopping them with an alt in jita

there's so many thing to fix in eve.... and they fix forum ! GJ! but ok i like it !

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Garia666
CyberShield Inc
HYDRA RELOADED
#11 - 2013-12-16 08:48:30 UTC
great idea :D
Vidua Arte Album
Epic Boo Bees
#12 - 2013-12-16 11:07:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Vidua Arte Album
Market:

The price for corpses reached a new record high for the tenth consecutive day since the announcement of the new corpse launcher, a highly anticipated module which surpasses demand even of warp scramblers and damage controls.


In other news:

On what seems to be completely unrelated, more and more capsuleers suddenly commit suicide. Deaths reaching into the tens of thousands every day and still rising. Scientists are baffled and searching for a cause that explains this sudden and unexpected wish of people to end their lives in such a cruel manner.


This just in:

Prices for implants dropped. Markets all around New Eden PANICKED for no apparent reason and prices drop rock bottom because nobody buys any implants anymore. As usual, we'll keep you updated.
Minmatar Citizen 12903201
Chief Spice
#13 - 2013-12-17 01:13:18 UTC
but the question of justice has concerned me greatly of late, and i say to any creature who may be listening -- there can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. even life itself -- is an excercise in exceptions.
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#14 - 2013-12-17 01:16:07 UTC
I nominate the OP for the next CSM cycle.
Boomhaur
#15 - 2013-12-17 06:09:40 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
... there's still 9 or 10 days of "prezzies" to come... who knows. Blink

On the other hand, more drones, shuttles, ammo... dare we hope for something crazy like "Xmas Elf Hats" ? Attention



I think we see the Xmas Monocle first.

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ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#16 - 2013-12-17 06:33:11 UTC
Whats festive about that?

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Rimhawk
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-12-17 12:35:03 UTC
I'm holding out for a cow launcher this year.

"Launch Torpedoes!! Scotty: We cannea launch capt'n, the bloody tubes are blocked by coo's!"
Hevymetal
POT Corp
#18 - 2013-12-17 12:46:59 UTC
I would prefer shooting livestock out the launcher.
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#19 - 2013-12-17 12:48:53 UTC
Hevymetal wrote:
I would prefer shooting livestock out the launcher.


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