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I'm an Ice Miner and I've Understood.

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GoGet Tyke
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-12-13 06:32:38 UTC  |  Edited by: GoGet Tyke
I've changed my ways.

Before when anyone asked to mine in the same belt as me, I would kill them, even if they were blue.

When people warped into the system, I would hiss at them till they left.

No more I say!

Ice is good, ice is great, it is the center of everything and the meaning of life!

I'll share the ice with you.

No shanking with a sharpened Candy Cane when you get too close.

No more talking to the ice as I mine it.

No more sleeping with bits of ice all over my body.

I''ve finally married a block of ice and all those others mean nothing to me.

I'm finally sane.

I have understood the way of the Ice!

Can I get a 'Fuel my POS!' my brothers and sisters!
GoGet Tyke
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-12-13 06:32:48 UTC  |  Edited by: GoGet Tyke
(I double posted in my excitement. I licked some ice and I'm all better. Sorry Forum Mods!)
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-12-13 06:35:02 UTC
Is this what the mind of a indy nullbear is like?

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager
GoGet Tyke
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-12-13 06:36:35 UTC
Alduin666 Shikkoken wrote:
Is this what the mind of a indy nullbear is like?


No...

Yes...

I should be asleep right now.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#5 - 2013-12-13 06:39:50 UTC
To, too and two. It's all a mystery which to use.
GoGet Tyke
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-12-13 06:42:03 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
To, too and two. It's all a mystery which to use.


Thanks for noticing that!

Time for bed.
Scatim Helicon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-12-13 07:38:51 UTC
I have no idea what is going on ITT

Every time you post a WiS thread, Hilmar strangles a kitten.
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#8 - 2013-12-13 07:46:23 UTC
Scatim Helicon wrote:
I have no idea what is going on ITT



My money is on bonus-room copycat.

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#9 - 2013-12-13 07:50:23 UTC
What?


"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#10 - 2013-12-13 08:17:50 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
To, too and two. It's all a mystery which to use.


Almost as big of a mystery as you, your, and you're!
Jove Death
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-12-13 08:18:29 UTC
wat da fook!

I mean

WHAT THE FOOK!

This is CONCORD son...

Put the coffee on the table...

Move away from the coffee...

Thats it stay away from the coffee...

Quoting "you will die" in EvE is fail Chars dont die in EvE. Unless you have a heart attack eek.
Digital Messiah
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-12-13 08:24:44 UTC
“It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt,
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills,
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit

Something clever
Major Thommas
Stellar and Orbital Strategic Services
#13 - 2013-12-13 11:55:00 UTC
Nice poem. Buttsechs?Blink
GoGet Tyke
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-12-13 15:37:19 UTC
Digital Messiah wrote:
“It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt,
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills,
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit


This guy was talking about ice.
Amber Kurvora
#15 - 2013-12-13 15:38:38 UTC
1. Lay off the coffee.
2. Bless you.
3. Lay off the coffee
Pontianak Sythaeryn
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-12-13 15:44:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Pontianak Sythaeryn
How you is ice the sanity bit ship the barge?
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#17 - 2013-12-13 15:44:22 UTC
GoGet Tyke wrote:


No shanking with a sharpened Candy Cane when you get too close.



Hardly in the festive spirit...

Not today spaghetti.
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-12-13 15:48:39 UTC
GoGet Tyke wrote:
Digital Messiah wrote:
“It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt,
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills,
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit


This guy was talking about ice.


Ice Ice Baby

Ice T

Ice Cube

3 different types of ice.
GoGet Tyke
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-12-13 15:50:34 UTC  |  Edited by: GoGet Tyke
Sexy Cakes wrote:
GoGet Tyke wrote:


No shanking with a sharpened Candy Cane when you get too close.



Hardly in the festive spirit...


Not festive? I was shanking people with a Candy Cane that I had sharpened by licking it. It's the age old weapon.

If that isn't festive, I don't know what is what anymore.

And he people that talk to me as if I'm on a coffee high. I don't drink coffee. I drink ice cold water, cooled by pieces of space ice.

Ice has so many uses. It allows to set up a cyno, it allows our ships to jump vest distances, it fuels our POSs, and it cools our drinks.
Grim Hood
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-12-13 15:55:21 UTC
I have no idea what any one is saying in this thread.

A Good Death Is It's Own Reward
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