EVE General Discussion

Sup, my name is dave, I like to play games, not ****** games though. I think I'd make a good csm because I've never been on an airplane, or traveled at all. I would like to go to iceland, and get free stuff. I think EvE is pretty ****** in the future with 4k resolution oculus rift, and star citizen on the horizon. So I need to get in on this free stuff thing before CCP is poor, obviously CCP feels some type of pain already from its latest layoffs in Atlanta, as I am writing this a suppository is leaking down my buttcheeks slowly, its kind of tickling them, I don't like how this feels, and I am sure neither does the community.


I don't know why sometimes you get a huge poop while other times you get smaller poops, but when that huge poop comes unexpectedly it rips me up something awful. Lets be frank, EvE is a ****** game whose player base consists of botters trying to sell isk to unsuspecting newbies who where convinced that EvE is a good game if you play it longer than the free trial. So we need to do more to market EvE to botters, make eve seem like the type of game were you can make it even if you happen to live in Russia.

Anyway I'd appreciate your support in the CSM election, especially any Russian mafia support.

Maybe it would have been funny if OP had a really weird face and borderline inappropriate name. Naaaah, no way he could come up with something funny.

Still a better love story than Twilight. But while on topic, Psychotic Monk for CSM!

I assure you that the amount of work I make them do covers the cost of all CSM Summit tickets quites easily :P

Also, locked for multiple rule violations and being a really bad post.