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In 7 Days, All Of New Eden Will Fall

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Oekynautti Jormatar
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#81 - 2013-12-10 13:27:51 UTC
I have a screwdriver for you op.
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#82 - 2013-12-10 20:53:35 UTC
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i dont like screwdrivers...i am a baileys kinda guy thank you...and even then only on holeedays with the scorpions, which in fact will be more often in about a few months or so or even sooner I hope ...

I was unsuccessful last night in any attempts to...do anything basically...

however I now have a new video stream upload for your enjoyments as I will soon pound the daylights out of any planet I can find in Amarr space...but first things first....

HUNT FOR THAT GHOST !

I am now live streaming at:

http://www.hitbox.tv/zetatv

I am sure you all cant wait for this to be over and get to the point...it will tonite hopefully...in fact i am testing operations as i speak...

darian - the one who spake of a, err, new eden gate to which he will thenceforth leave thru... P
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#83 - 2013-12-10 21:17:30 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
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I was unsuccessful last night in any attempts to...do anything basically...

P


*arches an eyebrow* How utterly unsurprising.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#84 - 2013-12-10 21:22:46 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
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I was unsuccessful last night in any attempts to...do anything basically...

I think many people here owe you an I-told-you-so"Roll

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Nashuar Attor
Rat Kings Crew
#85 - 2013-12-10 23:16:54 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:

The Orbital Bombardment phases over the last few nights went, okay...not as well as I would have hoped for...only time will tell the outcome of these little skirmishes....


Thats quite a change of language from a couple days ago. "All of New Eden Will Fall".

As Lunarisse says, no one is more surprised than those of us here. Roll

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Erys Charantes
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#86 - 2013-12-10 23:49:13 UTC
Sorry, but I have to give this production a two out of ten... I mean, where can I even start in what could have been done better?
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#87 - 2013-12-11 03:02:54 UTC
Erys Charantes wrote:
Sorry, but I have to give this production a two out of ten... I mean, where can I even start in what could have been done better?

If you view it as a comedy I'm sure you could see it deserves a three......

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Erys Charantes
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2013-12-11 03:59:56 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Erys Charantes wrote:
Sorry, but I have to give this production a two out of ten... I mean, where can I even start in what could have been done better?

If you view it as a comedy I'm sure you could see it deserves a three......

Perhaps a two and a half as a reality comedy.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#89 - 2013-12-11 05:15:29 UTC
Erys Charantes wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Erys Charantes wrote:
Sorry, but I have to give this production a two out of ten... I mean, where can I even start in what could have been done better?

If you view it as a comedy I'm sure you could see it deserves a three......

Perhaps a two and a half as a reality comedy.


Would have cancelled this show partway through the first episode.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#90 - 2013-12-11 05:34:11 UTC
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due to major tech difficulties and the fact that my ship has not been repaired due to the fact that I have no ISK due to the fact that i lost 600MIL worth of ISK which I really dont care about anymore due to the fact that I will be departing thru the New Eden Gate in a few days...the video stream of this adventure came to an abrupt halt as many might imagine...

however due to the fact that the Minmatar Engineer in me has been working the problem basically all night due to the fact that my ship is in an amarr hangar to which I requested and paid triple to get it fixed they sabotaged the video cam and now I have intermittent streams...

I fired them...fired them all

I believe I may have fixed the problem but it took quite a few hours and the New Eden Gate will just have to wait...all is well tho and everything is on track...

I did a practice run on the main target in question last night...altho it wasnt quite as expected, the plan is in place, provided that my sources do not get sabotaged either...this would entail some amount of intelligence gathering on the part of the enemy, and catching my spies in the act...I leave you this option...consider yourself lucky amarr you have a chance to prevail...

I have not seen hide nor hair of any Freed Slaves...YET.

I WILL be in consult with a high council of the ' Family ' in question tomorrow night...and inform them of my plan.

Wait has it been 7 days? It probly is no matter...when it is done...it is done...I will read my contracts and mail before the last departures...it seems as tho I will have time to blow up a few planetary bases of my own tomorrow...we see how that goes over...

I expect to Live Stream at the following location (for your enjoyment...or amusement):

http://www.ustream.tv.channel/the-zeta-streams

Quite interestingly enough, I may stream other events there as well...I happen to be a musician of sorts, and this location seems to allow a melody or 2...

Until tomorrow nite...sleep tite...and dont let the amarrian bedbugs bite...

darian
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#91 - 2013-12-11 05:58:03 UTC
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
...

due to major tech difficulties and the fact that my ship has not been repaired due to the fact that I have no ISK due to the fact that i lost 600MIL worth of ISK which I really dont care about anymore due to the fact that I will be departing thru the New Eden Gate in a few days...the video stream of this adventure came to an abrupt halt as many might imagine...



You lost 600 Million ISK?

May I ask how?

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Saya Ishikari
Ishukone-Raata Technological Research Institute
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#92 - 2013-12-11 06:24:46 UTC
Wow... He STILL expects the cluster to take him seriously?

"At the end of it all, we have only what we've left in our wake to be remembered by." -Kyoko Ishikari, YC 95 - YC 117

Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#93 - 2013-12-11 06:57:18 UTC
Saya Ishikari wrote:
Wow... He STILL expects the cluster to take him seriously?


Or he is the best new standup comedy act I have seen in years, comedy through random yammering!

Darian: I think you either have a promising career as a comedian, instead of as a capsuleer, or as a raving space wino living out of your rookie ship.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Nicolas Merovech
Doomheim
#94 - 2013-12-11 15:55:08 UTC
Stop clogging up the IGS with this garbage. The adults are trying to collaborate on pirate tech research.

Dr. Nicolas A. Merovech, Ph. D, M.D.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#95 - 2013-12-11 21:21:48 UTC
Arkady Vachon wrote:
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
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due to major tech difficulties and the fact that my ship has not been repaired due to the fact that I have no ISK due to the fact that i lost 600MIL worth of ISK which I really dont care about anymore due to the fact that I will be departing thru the New Eden Gate in a few days...the video stream of this adventure came to an abrupt halt as many might imagine...



You lost 600 Million ISK?

May I ask how?

I'm fairly sure it has to do with those female exotic dancers and a lot of booster abuse.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Nibiru Darmazaf
Matarian Mercs
#96 - 2013-12-12 01:40:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Nibiru Darmazaf
Greetings,

Altho not by blood, my brother Darian has actually been suffereing from a delusion...I had to take him to the VET cause normal 'umahn meds did not seem to have an effect...

Once he awoke, he complained of a mild headache...I think it was a clone relapse...it may account for some errors in his data on board recently.

It seems as some Amarrians here think him as a joke...I am not of such persuasion.

Such ridicule from those of my own blood however is atypical; and is the main reason why I left the ranks some years ago...you are a sad race of unintentional notions led by a god whose intentions are so obsdure as to be a joke in and of itself; I am glad that I left such insanity; neither I, nor Darian, see any of this as a joke, and all matters wihtin the IGS should be taken seriously.

I am at liesure to release the following information:

Altho all slaves and local population were requsted to leave Dam-Torsad at a specified time, the announcement by the council thru our spies has been heretofore rescinded; dont ask me why; Darian seems to have had a change of heart.

He told me of a plan that had given Amarr spies for the Minmatar (yes you have spies within your ranks) detonators to explosives of a particularly volatile kind, to baslt open the doors to the Book Of Records vaults; the destruction of which you all so adamantly thought was a joke; he even went so far as to park his vessel outside of Amarr Homeworld to give them the detonators; luckily it was only a practice run and they were fake.

I cant explain it, but Darian has awoken and we seem to be both going on a journey; a long one it seems...out of this Universe perhaps; exploring the unknown as it was meant to be; without threats of violence and destruction...I cannot explain his rash behavior; but hey, ..it happens.

It seems as tho there will be, cans, of stuff strewn about, following his trail to the gate...

The journey, is to be brought to you live and in full color courtesy of the new video equipment installed aboard our vessels:

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/the-zeta-streams

It will consist of the following itinerary:

The Mekhios Graveyards...to honour those that came before us in those terrible space wars...a visit to a few relic sites of unknown mention...a visit to the Family Ardishapur and the ghost thereof if that is all possible; and finally, out the New Eden Gate we go...never to return...

Thus ends this story, one filled with the potential destruction of old records which I luckily caught wind of and was able to avert this horrendous act; somewhat; and ends The Darian Chronicles...but only in this universe...now it is onward...second star to the right, straight on til morning...after we leave the gate of course...wont that just be exciting...

Nibiru
Darian en Chasteaux
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#97 - 2013-12-12 04:16:27 UTC
Greetings,

It seems as tho my compatriot has spilt the beans...

Yes alas I must venture forth...however and the final adventure will not be a live event due to, you guessed it, tech difficulties...and again however I am pleased to say that the event WILL be recorded and a copy of which will be sent to the 'digitized' archives of the Book Of Records you Amarrians hold so dear; entrusted to Family Ardishapur; sent just prior to exiting the New Eden Universe.

Wish me luck...and for some reason as I cannot explain...the thought of using all those bombs and lasers on those vaults...I cant for the life of me figure out how I came to that notion; I think it was the Minmatar in me; I have fended off what seems to have been some kind of disease I picked up on Embod.

I will be leaving behind 2 clones; 2 of which have already been destroyed.

In the end, as to which I cannot say when, I will leave behind my corpse in passing thru the gate...somewhere, in that system, I will leave a can, or 2, or 3...the contents of which, well, you will just have to find it for yourself and see !

After some period it seems as tho certain contents disappear...of course, you can 'blink' me and try to take the contents before I leave...but will and when it is worth it; you will never know !

Have a nice Eve !

PS: Here is the video output channel we have all been waiting for:

http://www.youtube.com/user/astralpaladin/videos

Darian en Chasteaux
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#98 - 2013-12-12 04:44:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Claudia Osyn
Darian en Chasteaux wrote:
Greetings,

It seems as tho my compatriot has spilt the beans...

Yes alas I must venture forth...however and the final adventure will not be a live event due to, you guessed it, tech difficulties...and again however I am pleased to say that the event WILL be recorded and a copy of which will be sent to the 'digitized' archives of the Book Of Records you Amarrians hold so dear; entrusted to Family Ardishapur; sent just prior to exiting the New Eden Universe.

Wish me luck...and for some reason as I cannot explain...the thought of using all those bombs and lasers on those vaults...I cant for the life of me figure out how I came to that notion; I think it was the Minmatar in me; I have fended off what seems to have been some kind of disease I picked up on Embod.

I will be leaving behind 2 clones; 2 of which have already been destroyed.

In the end, as to which I cannot say when, I will leave behind my corpse in passing thru the gate...somewhere, in that system, I will leave a can, or 2, or 3...the contents of which, well, you will just have to find it for yourself and see !

After some period it seems as tho certain contents disappear...of course, you can 'blink' me and try to take the contents before I leave...but will and when it is worth it; you will never know !

Have a nice Eve !

PS: Here is the video output channel we have all been waiting for:

http://www.youtube.com/user/astralpaladin/videos

Darian en Chasteaux
does this mean you'll stop with the scary, psychosis fuelled posts, and we can lock this thread and never speak of it again?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Darth Espectro
Doomheim
#99 - 2013-12-13 07:02:57 UTC
Should we tell them that Gate hasn't worked in thousands of years? Or should we leave them to their quest for the big, glowing, radioactive wreck?
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#100 - 2013-12-13 09:16:42 UTC
So the seven days are now up, right?

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori