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-- Wormhole Syndrome Awareness Month --
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Professional Forum Alt
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-12-10 10:23:12 UTC
Every day thousands of EVE players suffer from a unimaginable harsh disease, a neurological affliction that cripples mentally and physically that leaves them unable to function properly in the rest of new eden.

The repeated use of D-scan, absence of local and genetic damage caused by cherenkov radiation at the cores of the wormholes leaves them trigger happy and d-scan manic. Unable to relax in high security space due to all the closeby people they want to target or flee from, these poor wretches usually suffer minor strokes every time they compulsively hit d-scan in highsec.

The affliction has terrible side effects such as: paranoia, carpal tunnel, runny noses, etc

December is Wormhole Syndrome Awareness Month, during this month help out your fellow wormhole running new edenian, support them financially, psychologically or even with a kind act or word; tell them they are pretty or what a nice ship fit they have, buy them an ice cream or some beer, any kind act will do; a walk to the park, a foot rub or even some fresh yams.

Wormhole Syndrome is terrible disease, so be kind this one month.

This is Angelica Everstar's alt
Fr3akwave
Mercury Arms Inc.
Ghostbirds
#2 - 2013-12-10 10:25:55 UTC
I suffer from that disease since 3 years now. I can feel you pain.
Wyrmlimion
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-12-10 10:33:53 UTC
You poor souls.

Lets just called it "Kitchen Sink Syndrome"
Smohq Anmirorz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-12-10 10:38:43 UTC
10 out of 10. I laughed. I cried. I screamed to the sky at the injustice! Whyyyy???!!!!!
Naraish Adarn
Alexylva Paradox
#5 - 2013-12-10 10:50:30 UTC
to quote a corp mate "screw that noise"

i like my paranoia, trigger happiness and general lack of tolerance of people :D i find it relaxing along with the calming silence of local in wormhole space.

sure beats lonetrek 10 to null
Arresy Barres
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2013-12-10 10:53:35 UTC
Good thing I've hired a Chinese farmer slave that does the d-scans for me, plebs.

Straightforward.
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#7 - 2013-12-10 10:57:37 UTC
I know how you feel, and I don't even live in a wormhole, just out in a quiet corner of the universe.
When I'm in my home area, there's like 10 people tops in local, 20 for 'busy' systems, half or more of them being blue...

THEN I need to go to empire.. and I'm seeing more people in a single system than there are in the whole area I live..
I so much prefer the solitude of well.. solitude ;)

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-12-10 11:12:40 UTC
i feel it....

spend 1 week in low-sec... MAN IT"S DEAD SPACE after Dodixie!!! Yes, sometimes you have big fleets and PvP all the time.... But most of the time this is land of LP farmers and soloers..... You can not even just sit on undock and talk to strangers.... People think you will try to kill them :(

Lol

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Grunanca
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-12-10 11:14:58 UTC
If they live in a wormhole, I will like them for isk... They can afford itCool
Abraham Nalelmir
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-12-10 11:15:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Abraham Nalelmir
Oh God it is so painful to be lonely in a huge system, floating inside that stupid thick disgusting liquid inside your capsule forever, and trying not to die because of that deadly syndrome :(
I go to empire and I freak out all the time until I get back to my pit, what a cruel harsh place that is they call "empire"...

Sure I would love to have a nice little postcard to stick it on the screen of my Falcon so I can remember that there are little creatures outside, who are kind enough to the point I won't shoot. Twisted

In Go.. ECM I trust
Digits Kho
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-12-10 14:09:58 UTC
Actualy sometimes i scan for a nullsec exit so i can go there and talk to those local renters and other various forms of carebears. Since we both the type that is a bit suspicious of our surroundings, our conversations once in a while tend to be wierd but i still feel a little happy deep down that i got to socialise with someone after those lonely dark days in the WHs
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#12 - 2013-12-10 14:49:08 UTC
wormhole lyfe!

*flashes "W" gang sign...tries to make an "H" with the other hand; fails*
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-12-10 14:51:32 UTC
Is this a stealth thread about some new sexual disease?

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#14 - 2013-12-10 14:53:09 UTC
I liked this post because


Its true



Check your glands for signs of this terrible affliction now.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Alli Ginthur
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-12-10 14:55:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Alli Ginthur
Confirming Empire space is scary and frightening for the denizens of Bob's realm... Straight

Pardon me while I go make sacrifice for stepping out of His blessed lands.
Billy Hix
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#16 - 2013-12-10 15:32:52 UTC
I spent 2 years living in a WH.

I used to have minor panic attacks every time I had to go out to HS to go shopping. I would temperamentally forget where I was, hit D-Scan and freak out when a massive wall of ships showed up.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#17 - 2013-12-10 15:37:07 UTC

Charlie OWNS the local, man


He uses the trees dude


He watches you pee in your tower and

comes in at night and

places a single rock of trit on your pillow



to let you know the Sleepers never truly







Sleep

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#18 - 2013-12-10 16:04:19 UTC
Professional Forum Alt wrote:


Wormhole Syndrome


Sounds like something that would be illegal in Alabama.
Karrl Tian
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-12-10 16:06:30 UTC
Isn't being noticed the last thing they want?
Ricard Chastot
Snake Eye Production
#20 - 2013-12-10 16:29:09 UTC
Another victim of Wormhole Syndrome.

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