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Jerek Mothas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-11-22 01:34:46 UTC
Quite simply, I want to see what everyone thinks: if Quafe were a real drink, what flavor would it be?

Failfitting ships since 2007.

"Those who control their tongue will have a long life; opening your mouth can ruin everything." - Solomon
Paragon Renegade
Sebiestor Tribe
#2 - 2011-11-22 01:35:39 UTC
It would taste like quee-

Owait wrong thread.

It would taste like pepsi, since everything that is new either tastes like pepsi or chicken.

The pie is a tautology
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#3 - 2011-11-22 01:36:36 UTC
Jerek Mothas wrote:
Quite simply, I want to see what everyone thinks: if Quafe were a real drink, what flavor would it be?


Quafe is a real drink.

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Jerek Mothas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-11-22 01:37:36 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
Jerek Mothas wrote:
Quite simply, I want to see what everyone thinks: if Quafe were a real drink, what flavor would it be?


Quafe is a real drink.


CCP should market it, then.

Failfitting ships since 2007.

"Those who control their tongue will have a long life; opening your mouth can ruin everything." - Solomon
Paragon Renegade
Sebiestor Tribe
#5 - 2011-11-22 01:38:04 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
Jerek Mothas wrote:
Quite simply, I want to see what everyone thinks: if Quafe were a real drink, what flavor would it be?


Quafe is a real drink.


Don't you dare bring that up lol

The pie is a tautology
Morganta
The Greater Goon
#6 - 2011-11-22 01:38:33 UTC
Jerek Mothas wrote:
Quite simply, I want to see what everyone thinks: if Quafe were a real drink, what flavor would it be?


if you've been failfitting ships since 07 you should know they have quafe and it tastes like lemon lime

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Jerek Mothas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2011-11-22 01:40:50 UTC
Morganta wrote:
if you've been failfitting ships since 07 you should know they have quafe and it tastes like lemon lime

http://hallowachtest.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/wpid-imag0437.jpg?w=530


I know that bottles exist (anyone who's seen the new videos CCP's made would have noticed that), but did they actually sell it? Can't believe I missed out on that.

And should =/= do. I'm afraid I wasn't great at keeping up with everything back then. :P

Failfitting ships since 2007.

"Those who control their tongue will have a long life; opening your mouth can ruin everything." - Solomon
Famble
Three's a Crowd
#8 - 2011-11-22 01:41:51 UTC
Quafe is bottled tears that CCP wrings out of the forums during downtime. If you watch the dev videos you'll see that this company is indeed fueled by bottled tears.

Eve is real.

If anyone ever looks at you and says,_ "Hold my beer, watch this,"_  you're probably going to want to pay attention.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#9 - 2011-11-22 02:01:29 UTC
Fanta... or Crystal Pepsi maybe...

Signatures should be used responsibly...
Jita Alt666
#10 - 2011-11-22 02:07:03 UTC
Lemon and Lime with a hint of grape all steeped in Aloe.
Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#11 - 2011-11-22 02:08:41 UTC
They should sell Quafe again... and in glass bottles. I would totally buy that.
T' Elk
Strategically Bad
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2011-11-22 02:10:07 UTC
Jerek Mothas wrote:
Ranger 1 wrote:
Jerek Mothas wrote:
Quite simply, I want to see what everyone thinks: if Quafe were a real drink, what flavor would it be?


Quafe is a real drink.


CCP should market it, then.

They did, and it failed.

~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~ I come back after 2 years to THIS? ~Now 4 years apparently
Boseo
Azure Horizon
#13 - 2011-11-22 02:18:03 UTC
I think they should sell a bottle with Quafe written on it in the shop.

possibly have it like the original metal SIGG bottles?

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Jovan Geldon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2011-11-22 02:23:30 UTC
They sold Quafe at FanFest and it was delicious; tasted like Sprite but a bit more lemon-limey. It goes well with a shot of Vodka actually, I think they might well sell it like that as "Quafe Ultra" next time
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#15 - 2011-11-22 02:25:40 UTC
T' Elk wrote:
Jerek Mothas wrote:
Ranger 1 wrote:
Jerek Mothas wrote:
Quite simply, I want to see what everyone thinks: if Quafe were a real drink, what flavor would it be?


Quafe is a real drink.


CCP should market it, then.

They did, and it failed.


It wouldn't have failed if it had had a significant alcohol content.

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Hwong Jian
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-11-22 02:27:38 UTC
It has a strong feeling of desperation as it splashes coolly against your tongue. The overtones of failure commingle amongst your taste buds in a swirling medley of impotent rage and pitying remorse to give one the light-headed sense of consuming the liquified dreams of a victim flash-frozen in the empty vacuum of an apathetic existence where ones dreams run headlong into the brick wall of reality: the reality that there are more people fantasizing and actualizing the systematic destruction of your dreams than there are people blissfully and benevolently coexisting to allow sugary sweet ambrosia to pass your lips.

In other words, it tastes like EVE.

(PS: If that were actually true, I'd mix it with vodka as my fleet drink of choice.)
THXBYE
Elite War Squad
#17 - 2011-11-22 02:49:37 UTC
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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#18 - 2011-11-22 03:21:00 UTC
here i was thinking it be grape flavor but alas they said it was like spite. Question is how much is the lemon to lime ratio verses the sweet to sour.

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Digital Messiah
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2011-11-22 03:58:42 UTC
If they sell it again, they should perhaps make an energy and non energy drink version.

Something clever
Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2011-11-22 04:01:54 UTC
Famble wrote:
Quafe is bottled tears that CCP wrings out of the forums during downtime. If you watch the dev videos you'll see that this company is indeed fueled by bottled tears.

Eve is real.


"We were ganked!"

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