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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Shade Severii
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1221 - 2011-11-20 04:28:36 UTC
And she will never go back. he he he he
Moonasha
Orcses and Goblinz
#1222 - 2011-11-20 04:33:37 UTC
Take lots of drugs
Kiyl
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
#1223 - 2011-11-20 04:46:11 UTC
My beauty blinded ye, eh?
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#1224 - 2011-11-20 14:38:05 UTC
Hmmm, your fun bags are kinda smal........WTF is between your legs?!?!?!? OMG! OMG! Unclean! So unclean!!!!

Don't ban me, bro!
Gilbaron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1225 - 2011-11-20 14:39:13 UTC
need
to
shave
that
thing
!
PrincesseVera
KVK Refugee camp
#1226 - 2011-11-20 15:14:42 UTC
Stop looking at me like that!
Davan Hasukainan
Doomheim
#1227 - 2011-11-20 18:21:05 UTC
You looked better when I was drunk
Patricia Mineabuildy
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#1228 - 2011-11-20 19:11:16 UTC
Why so sad? I love you long time! Big smile
Hrothgar Davansson
Doomheim
#1229 - 2011-11-20 20:04:20 UTC
Patricia Mineabuildy wrote:
Why so sad? I love you long time! Big smile



with a face like that I hope you offer a discount
katt lightbirth
fluffy spoon inc
#1230 - 2011-11-20 21:09:21 UTC
awwww not again .....well atleast there only one this time -.-
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1231 - 2011-11-20 21:16:58 UTC
So that is what they call a RealDoll nowadays. Interesting stuff, albeit I lack the body parts necessary to find this amusing. Can you walk? Then, walk out and go ask directions to sbdy with a thingy hanging under the belly button.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Karn Dulake
Doomheim
#1232 - 2011-11-20 21:44:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Karn Dulake
i would bend her over the table after she had made my breakfast.
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1233 - 2011-11-20 21:59:32 UTC
He would find the bread knife amiss a split second before finding it stabbed into his groin.

Then everything would become real messy even for a minmattar hut.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1234 - 2011-11-21 05:56:20 UTC
Waking up next to you is like winning in a lottery - the changes to stay alive that long are pretty much same.
I must be really lucky guy ;)

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#1235 - 2011-11-21 07:39:45 UTC
Keep trying, eventually you may be granted access out of pity and/or boredom... But currently you're still in the position were running the F away is the wisest move. Twisted

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#1236 - 2011-11-21 16:30:23 UTC
Still lost? I'm sure you'll find your own CQ eventually.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.
Alexandra Alerion
Insterstellar Mining and Manufacturing
#1237 - 2011-11-21 16:42:03 UTC
Cynter DeVries wrote:
Still lost? I'm sure you'll find your own CQ eventually.

Eggs? You look like a "sunny-side up" person. Big smile
Ranger64511
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1238 - 2011-11-21 17:44:12 UTC
oh hello

This is my gate. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My gate is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my gate is useless. Without my gate, I am useless.
Archeris vane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#1239 - 2011-11-21 18:26:44 UTC
dude, wheres my rifter?
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#1240 - 2011-11-21 23:52:26 UTC
Archeris vane wrote:
dude, wheres my rifter?


Why is there a starship on the lawn?

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