Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

If you have found your way here, you might now be thinking OH my Gosh! So much text?! Well I'd appreciate if you'd take a few minutes and read about my story. If you find something familiar or appealing, please consider to contact me for a friendly chat. No strings attached. ;)

I've been playing EVE now for quite some time. I learned the good times, like good cash and profit, and the bad times, like feeling lost and without orientation. My first character earned mostly be cross-region trading. But all the time, despite multiple trys, I kept mostly to myself. This was, despite of beeing one of the deadly sins of EVE, the result of several experiences, I will do a quick listing and give a comment afterwards for clear arrangement:

• corps beeing very demanding in their nature, despite the fact that they always put "new-pilot friendly" and "casual gaming" into their ads.
• people beeing all stiff, bossy and not caring about their members feelings and needs
• people beeing severely too serious with the game
• despite of talking all the time about teamwork and corporation action, all flying solo not communicating

All-in-all, a hardball playing environement where the ego of the people came first all the time. You might call what I write here whiny and stuff but well... in the end EVE is a game, I pay for it, its supposed to be fun and its supposed to be played with people that like playing together. My guess is, if you like it, its no work at all, and becomes a great caring community which actually prospers in all the way, financially and spcially.

As many of you will agree, Eve is the game, so I take it seriously too, but there are some limits... :/

I heard all the time stuff like "If you dont like it, just join another corp!" Well I've been there, done that. The fact that I'm taking the work on me to write texts like these and ads like those online, should show you how seriously I'm convinced that I couldn't find it anywhere in any corporation for more than a few weeks (the good parts), it turned always out to be not about the people and their prospering, but about ego, brand, fame and personal gain.

I want to change that. I could go on and on on this, but in the end... well I will leave this chatlog here with some famous personell, all CEO's *cough* maybe you wanna read on it and decide for yourself how the spirit feels like over there... :)

Either way, fly safely :)

(Ah they might be pissed already because there are SO many corps founded every day... well I hope this text makes the unique features of this one clear ...)

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[I left out the part of "someone" telling me to get fuc*ed in the ass ;)]

Cecile Vyvorant > (link redacted)Maas-Neotek Industries - Looking for a caring andfriendly corp?
Aakkonen > seriously fuk off
Aakkonen > way wrong channel to recruit
Aakkonen > you just make enemies here
Cecile Vyvorant > ack
Cecile Vyvorant > understood ;) see my ad, respect is not what you practice
Aakkonen > -.-
Cecile Vyvorant > ;)
Cecile Vyvorant > just saying...
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > so obnoxious, rude, and with terrible grammar,
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > awesomed
Cecile Vyvorant > y
Jordy Solette > Point is, CEO channel is filled with, well, CEOs, not people looking to join a corp.
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > please go boil your head
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > it'll make your face much prettier
Cecile Vyvorant > I'm not looking to join a corp ;)
Aakkonen > sure, hold on, just getting my acid rdy
Jordy Solette > RIght, nobody here is, making it futile to post corp adverts...
Cecile Vyvorant > I'm the friendly guy who thought maybe someone here is interested in respectful communication, ... sure, _some_ might be :P
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > not with you
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > not ever
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > we're not that desperate
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > just go away
Aakkonen > ^^
Jordy Solette > Just a word of advice, posting a corp advert isn't the best way to introduce yourself, it often comes across as, well, attempting to recruit everybody.
Cecile Vyvorant > well as a matter of fact my ad has information on who we are looking for :P friendly and nice players ^^
Cecile Vyvorant > that is waaaay not everybody
Aakkonen > well hes 2 day old character.
Cecile Vyvorant > more like some of them , maybe :p
Cecile Vyvorant > well my accound is much newer ^^
Cecile Vyvorant > its a reset ;)
Jordy Solette > Um... Still, you're in the wrong place if you're looking for new corp members.
Cecile Vyvorant > account -.- slept badly tonight
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > "oh look, I'm a new character, but I'll pretend I'm an old one, to try and reap some kudos"
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > does that actually work anymore?
Cecile Vyvorant > sure ;)
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > ******* noobs
Cecile Vyvorant > as I said: looking for communication and I am a ceo,... so what the heck :p
Emrys Ap'Morgravaine > please, just **** off yeah? none of us are even remotely interested in your bullshit, in your corp, in your adverts or in your petty miserable existence,
Cecile Vyvorant > and if someone could read eve information (hint someone calling me noob) hed re


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