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Ugandan Hit Squad

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Elazar Keon
Ugandan Hit Squad
#1 - 2013-11-28 11:32:00 UTC
After 6 months of successfully raiding food caravans, losing Leviathans, and being Russian wannabes, I have decided to allow some scrubs in our corp... you know, add some flavor. Twisted

If you like Wyverns, Hels, Ragnaroks, Leviathans, Naglfars, and Chimeras... like pew pew blob and time dialation... ANNNDDDDDDDD......... are in that weird time zone of 06:00 -- 18:00, then you are allowed to apply. If not then find some other corp. Also if you are in to red crosses or playing with rocks, its cute and all but its not our thing.Blink

DO NOT APPLY IN GAME AT ALL UNLESS TOLD OTHERWISE OR ELSE I WILL REJECT YOU AND SEND YOU LOTS OF NAUGHTY PICTURES.

The ONLY way you can apply, is to click THIS LINK and hit the big green button and make an account on our forums. After you have successfully accomplished this quest, you may then and only then go to our forums, read the instructions, and follow them like KFC people on a KFC bucket.

If you feel you are some how lost or don't know what you are doing, then stop and go back to high sec kkkk. If you have a legit reason, you may attempt to contact one of our appropriate representatives found on THIS PAGE.

Trolls and spais get f*cked kindly. Thank you.
Kimm Tae-yeon
State War Academy
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-11-28 11:35:17 UTC
Bump for more shitfit titan losses
ManBearPigs
SH1T CORPORATION PLEASE IGNORE
#3 - 2013-11-28 21:51:54 UTC
Edghariuss still thinks your a traitor, also not very complimentary when the topic of your FCing skills come up....Big smileBig smileBig smile

Also nice Titan loss.
Elazar Keon
Ugandan Hit Squad
#4 - 2013-11-29 01:58:14 UTC
bump
Lord AbrahamStern
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#5 - 2013-11-29 14:02:43 UTC
Guys these crazy bro's are a blast to fly with. Right attitude and the best naughty pics around!
ManBearPigs
SH1T CORPORATION PLEASE IGNORE
#6 - 2013-11-29 14:08:37 UTC
people in your own alliance say they are poo
Elazar Keon
Ugandan Hit Squad
#7 - 2013-12-01 05:11:49 UTC
bump
Elazar Keon
Ugandan Hit Squad
#8 - 2013-12-08 09:04:30 UTC
bump
stomp again
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-12-10 06:35:34 UTC
Awesome, you're super serious business only. Thanks for putting that behind the registration wall. ****.

Quote:
Thank you for your [attempted] application to join Ugandan Hit Squad, proud member of DARKNESS. Alliance and the Stainwagon Coalition. Please read the following instructions carefully before attempting to apply to the corp in game. Any application in game without pre-approval from the CEO, Elazar Keon, or one of the Directors will be rejected.

Before considering applying, please ensure you have met the following requirements.

1. A vouch from a current member in good standing. This is not REQUIRED but your application will be taken a lot more seriously if you have one.
2. Play a minimum average of 4 hours per day.
3. Be willing to put all CTAs, Ops and corp Ops ahead of all other activities.
4. Be space rich. Poor people don't last long in Uganda.
5. Be willing to provide FULL ACCESS APIs if requested.
6. Show that you are an active PVPer via killboard links.
7. Your main PVP character must have min of 30 mil sp and must be able to fly the majority of all coalition, alliance and corp doctrines.
8. All members must be able to fly a Chimera Slowcat within 3 months of joining the corp.
9. Be prepared to provide eveboard links for your main(s), Alt(s), Capital(s), Super(s) and Titan(s).
10. If you have a super, or intend to get one, be prepared to trade whatever you have or get a Wyvern. No other supers need apply.
11. Titans are encouraged to be Ragnaroks and Leviathans. This is not mandatory.
12. Be prepared to be trolled horrifically throughout the entire application process.

If you meet the above requirements, you may now start a new thread under the "Application" page. To do so, copy the below questionnaire and start a new thread. Paste the questionnaire into the thread and answer the questions thoroughly. Take your time to answer ALL questions. Put the title of the thread as the name of your main character of which you are generally referred to as. The spelling must be the EXACT same as in-game.


COPY + PASTE FROM BELOW THIS LINE INTO YOUR APPLICATION

Ugandan Hit Squad Recruitment Application

A - General Questions
Please answer the following short questions. Be brief. Be specific. Its not hard.

1. Please name all characters you intend to join the corp with. This includes, but may not be limited to, main characters, pvp/capital alts, carebear alts, cyno alts, scouts, supers and titans.

2. Where are you originally from IRL?

3. Where do you currently reside IRL?

4. What is your current play timezone (EVE Time)

5. What languages do you speak? How well do you speak them?

6. Do you know anyone in the corp? If so, have any of them vouched for you?

7. Do you own a supercarrier or titan? If so, how many and which kind?

8. When will you be available for a teamspeak interview (EVE Time)?


B - Your Eve Online Experience
Please answer these questions thoroughly. Do not rush. We want to see every detail.

1. What do you enjoy doing most in EVE? Why?

2. What do you least enjoy in EVE? Why?

3. Do you have any FC Experience? If so, please tell us how you came to gain such experience, and a description of the fleets you have run.

4. Link the killmail you are most proud of. Why are you proud of it?

5. Link the loss mail that is most embarrassing to you. Explain why you lost it and why it is embarrassing.

6. How do you make ISK in EVE? Be very specific.

7. Give us a summary of your Eve Career. Tell us how you came to play the game. Explain each corporation/alliance you have been apart of. Why you left each corporation/alliance. Tell us about what your favorite experiences were, fights, relationships with people and/or corps/alliances.

8. You are FCing a coalition fleet of 200 Rokhs to put an I-hub into its second stage of reinforce. You receive word that the enemy have bombers in system and are waiting for you. What steps do you take to ensure that not only the objective is completed, but also losses are minimized to an "acceptable" level?

9. You are in a coalition Rokh fleet with your Speshal STRVE Deadspace Fit Nightmare. The fleet gets bombed and leaves you with 20% armor. What do you do to survive?

10. You have been tasked to siege enemy systems deep in Omist. You must reinforce 3 systems before the end of the day. You have 30 corp/alliance mates at your disposal. How do you do it without welping or being humiliated?

11. You are out roaming/scouting around in a cyno fitted recon and you find a neutral Nyx doing unspeakable things in a sanctum. What do you do to secure the tackle and ensure the Nyx dies horribly in a fire?

12. Please provide 5 ship fittings of your choice. Explain their use and choice of hulls and modules. One must be a capital. Two must be for large fleet engagements.

13. Have you ever scammed anyone? Please give details if so.

14. Why are you leaving your current corporation/alliance?

15. Why do you want to join Ugandan Hit Squad? Where did you hear about us?


END OF APPLICATION


Please wait up to 72 hours for initial response. If you have any questions or concerns in the mean time, feel free to contact one of our recruiters.
Elazar Keon
Ugandan Hit Squad
#10 - 2013-12-15 08:05:18 UTC
stomp again wrote:
Awesome, you're super serious business only. Thanks for putting that behind the registration wall. ****.

Quote:
Thank you for your [attempted] application to join Ugandan Hit Squad, proud member of DARKNESS. Alliance and the Stainwagon Coalition. Please read the following instructions carefully before attempting to apply to the corp in game. Any application in game without pre-approval from the CEO, Elazar Keon, or one of the Directors will be rejected.

Before considering applying, please ensure you have met the following requirements.

1. A vouch from a current member in good standing. This is not REQUIRED but your application will be taken a lot more seriously if you have one.
2. Play a minimum average of 4 hours per day.
3. Be willing to put all CTAs, Ops and corp Ops ahead of all other activities.
4. Be space rich. Poor people don't last long in Uganda.
5. Be willing to provide FULL ACCESS APIs if requested.
6. Show that you are an active PVPer via killboard links.
7. Your main PVP character must have min of 30 mil sp and must be able to fly the majority of all coalition, alliance and corp doctrines.
8. All members must be able to fly a Chimera Slowcat within 3 months of joining the corp.
9. Be prepared to provide eveboard links for your main(s), Alt(s), Capital(s), Super(s) and Titan(s).
10. If you have a super, or intend to get one, be prepared to trade whatever you have or get a Wyvern. No other supers need apply.
11. Titans are encouraged to be Ragnaroks and Leviathans. This is not mandatory.
12. Be prepared to be trolled horrifically throughout the entire application process.

If you meet the above requirements, you may now start a new thread under the "Application" page. To do so, copy the below questionnaire and start a new thread. Paste the questionnaire into the thread and answer the questions thoroughly. Take your time to answer ALL questions. Put the title of the thread as the name of your main character of which you are generally referred to as. The spelling must be the EXACT same as in-game.


COPY + PASTE FROM BELOW THIS LINE INTO YOUR APPLICATION

Ugandan Hit Squad Recruitment Application

A - General Questions
Please answer the following short questions. Be brief. Be specific. Its not hard.

1. Please name all characters you intend to join the corp with. This includes, but may not be limited to, main characters, pvp/capital alts, carebear alts, cyno alts, scouts, supers and titans.

2. Where are you originally from IRL?

3. Where do you currently reside IRL?

4. What is your current play timezone (EVE Time)

5. What languages do you speak? How well do you speak them?

6. Do you know anyone in the corp? If so, have any of them vouched for you?

7. Do you own a supercarrier or titan? If so, how many and which kind?

8. When will you be available for a teamspeak interview (EVE Time)?


B - Your Eve Online Experience
Please answer these questions thoroughly. Do not rush. We want to see every detail.

1. What do you enjoy doing most in EVE? Why?

2. What do you least enjoy in EVE? Why?

3. Do you have any FC Experience? If so, please tell us how you came to gain such experience, and a description of the fleets you have run.

4. Link the killmail you are most proud of. Why are you proud of it?

5. Link the loss mail that is most embarrassing to you. Explain why you lost it and why it is embarrassing.

6. How do you make ISK in EVE? Be very specific.

7. Give us a summary of your Eve Career. Tell us how you came to play the game. Explain each corporation/alliance you have been apart of. Why you left each corporation/alliance. Tell us about what your favorite experiences were, fights, relationships with people and/or corps/alliances.

8. You are FCing a coalition fleet of 200 Rokhs to put an I-hub into its second stage of reinforce. You receive word that the enemy have bombers in system and are waiting for you. What steps do you take to ensure that not only the objective is completed, but also losses are minimized to an "acceptable" level?

9. You are in a coalition Rokh fleet with your Speshal STRVE Deadspace Fit Nightmare. The fleet gets bombed and leaves you with 20% armor. What do you do to survive?

10. You have been tasked to siege enemy systems deep in Omist. You must reinforce 3 systems before the end of the day. You have 30 corp/alliance mates at your disposal. How do you do it without welping or being humiliated?

11. You are out roaming/scouting around in a cyno fitted recon and you find a neutral Nyx doing unspeakable things in a sanctum. What do you do to secure the tackle and ensure the Nyx dies horribly in a fire?

12. Please provide 5 ship fittings of your choice. Explain their use and choice of hulls and modules. One must be a capital. Two must be for large fleet engagements.

13. Have you ever scammed anyone? Please give details if so.

14. Why are you leaving your current corporation/alliance?

15. Why do you want to join Ugandan Hit Squad? Where did you hear about us?


END OF APPLICATION


Please wait up to 72 hours for initial response. If you have any questions or concerns in the mean time, feel free to contact one of our recruiters.


What gave that away? Was it the part about Wyverns and Rags or did you really not see that until you logged into our recruiting page? Scrub......
mcgraw420
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-12-15 08:44:38 UTC
Do you guys still have a 6b depost to new members

www.pastebin.com/LJ8k6v58
mcgraw420
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#12 - 2013-12-16 03:56:43 UTC
bump
Elazar Keon
Ugandan Hit Squad
#13 - 2014-01-29 02:56:15 UTC
mcgraw420 wrote:
Do you guys still have a 6b depost to new members

www.pastebin.com/LJ8k6v58


This is so old... not even related to this corp. But funny none-the-less Lol