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Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-11-23 20:09:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
And to all my fellow capsuleers on this thread its great Honor to know Im the not only one that feels that we can commit Seppuku and die with some dignity.

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Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#22 - 2013-11-23 21:03:58 UTC
I like Single Malt.

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Thomas Harding
Doomheim
#23 - 2013-11-23 21:55:28 UTC
Inquisitor Ageri wrote:
In order to make self destruct work properly, CCP would need to instigate crew mechanics, so you as the captain could solemnly tell your crew to "clear the bridge", and then your first officer could be like "sorry captain, there's no way in hell you can fly this thing on your own", and then you could be like "you've been a brave crew, but you've all got lives to lead and you have a great future in the Corp, it has been an honour to serve with you", then you could watch as all the pods eject amidst the gunfire, and one of your corp would have to play your pregnant wife and you would get one last chance to speak with her on comms, and she would be like "It's a boy!", and you could be like "we'll name him Jim, after your grandfather", and then she'd be like "I love you!", and you could be like "I'm sorry...." and then the comms would go dead as your ship explodes and takes out five Machariels with it and your corpmate/wife would watch tearfully as she floats away.


And there could be cool effects like lens flare. Lots of them. Totally awesome.
Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2013-11-23 22:13:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
Before I die a nice cheap cigar,Southern comfort On the Rocks with Doctor pepper last dying words "Its about Damn Time" cant forget my salute to my 4000 fleet exploding, crushing our enemies, see them driven before us, Totally awesome!

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James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#25 - 2013-11-23 22:46:33 UTC
Thomas Harding wrote:
Inquisitor Ageri wrote:
In order to make self destruct work properly, CCP would need to instigate crew mechanics, so you as the captain could solemnly tell your crew to "clear the bridge", and then your first officer could be like "sorry captain, there's no way in hell you can fly this thing on your own", and then you could be like "you've been a brave crew, but you've all got lives to lead and you have a great future in the Corp, it has been an honour to serve with you", then you could watch as all the pods eject amidst the gunfire, and one of your corp would have to play your pregnant wife and you would get one last chance to speak with her on comms, and she would be like "It's a boy!", and you could be like "we'll name him Jim, after your grandfather", and then she'd be like "I love you!", and you could be like "I'm sorry...." and then the comms would go dead as your ship explodes and takes out five Machariels with it and your corpmate/wife would watch tearfully as she floats away.


And there could be cool effects like lens flare. Lots of them. Totally awesome.

Hey J. J.
How's the new Star Wars trilogy coming?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Thomas Harding
Doomheim
#26 - 2013-11-23 23:10:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Thomas Harding
Edit. nothing to see here.
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#27 - 2013-11-23 23:32:28 UTC
Why is everyone called crendraven nowadays? Is this the new science fiction name in eve that vasilii saytsev is for red orchestra/ ww2 related games?
Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
#28 - 2013-11-24 00:49:26 UTC
dethleffs wrote:
Why is everyone called crendraven nowadays? Is this the new science fiction name in eve that vasilii saytsev is for red orchestra/ ww2 related games?


I think they must be related to the Pappottes
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2013-11-24 01:06:27 UTC
Posting in a stealth nerf punctuation thread.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-11-24 01:55:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
"You sonofadistresseddamsals, do you know who we are ? I'm PlexDaddy! Me and my Familia made our bones when you all were going out with cheerleaders." -Solops Crendraven

How's is the new Star Wars trilogy coming? Any Suicide Stealth Bombers?

Keep on topic guysBlink

Self Destruct !Exterminate!

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Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2013-11-24 02:17:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
So the million dollar Question of the day Is How can we make this Self Destruct Thread into a reality? Im sure we can rally enough Veteran Pilots such as yourselves who might or may not be in kahoots with CCP. Get everybody to jump aboard to make this little dream of mine come true Im sure Im not the only one whos thought of this I mean who am I ?Just one lone wolf? However The Blob can make a difference! This can become a fact! Call me a dreamer but I know im not the only one.Idea

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Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2013-11-24 02:56:04 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
Posting in a stealth nerf punctuation thread.

So are you saying this was a stealth nerf by CCP? That ships bounce aroundWhat? Im not tech savy and my Punctuation stinks clue me in.

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Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-11-24 03:51:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
Thomas Harding wrote:
Edit. nothing to see here.

So are you saying self destruct lacks? effects like lens flares Lots of them would be cool! I agree now its quite minimum However with the track record of this Eve community and CCP I will not be surprised not to see Blobs of Kamikaze pilots crashing into Battleship fleets sometime in the near future.

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Zions Child
Higashikata Industries
#34 - 2013-11-24 04:01:52 UTC
Guys, I know drugs are fun, but please stop posting to GD when you do literally all of them at the same time.
Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2013-11-24 04:16:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
Zions Child wrote:
Guys, I know drugs are fun, but please stop posting to GD when you do literally all of them at the same time.

Sorry Zions sorry to Offend anybody Im really Honestly posting legit self destruct Questions maybe I need to be on drugs because this coffee ant cutting it.

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Yummy Chocolate
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2013-11-24 07:00:02 UTC
tl;dr drugs are bad.

it gives your aggressor the joy of killing your ship much faster

Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase

Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2013-11-24 09:35:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
Yummy Chocolate wrote:
tl;dr drugs are bad.

it gives your aggressor the joy of killing your ship much faster

I aggree drugs are bad Makes me aggro wanna jump off bridges popcorn is okay I love pizza.im going somewhere with this oh the self destruct thread all I need is 75% Of eves player base to post on this thread and support me and we will take it to the assembly and have the CSM to debate that Suicide Stealth Bombers is the the Ultimate Solution! It would perfectly balance the game this would contribute to the greater Glory of Eve Hilmar Veigar Pétursson would approve!

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Little Dragon Khamez
Guardians of the Underworld
#38 - 2013-11-24 10:46:11 UTC
Self destruct sucks these days as your enemy gets your km even though they didn't kill you. I used to self destruct to deny people victory. The change sucks if you ask me and was only brought in to appease nullsec whhhhaaaaahhhhs!

Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...
Solops Crendraven
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-11-24 23:11:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Solops Crendraven
Little Dragon Khamez wrote:
Self destruct sucks these days as your enemy gets your km even though they didn't kill you. I used to self destruct to deny people victory. The change sucks if you ask me and was only brought in to appease nullsec whhhhaaaaahhhhs!

I see Politics As Usual we would need nullsec and all the veteran pilots to back me on this and CCP for this pipe dream to become a reality I guess Im going to have to self destruct this thread lol Fat ChanceBlink

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cyndrogen
The Greatest Corp in the Universe
#40 - 2013-11-24 23:17:02 UTC
Solops Crendraven wrote:
Self Destruction would be more of a satisfaction not only the means of robbing your opponent of the satisfaction of destroying your ship but theirs as well I want to go out with a blaze of glory not neutered and tackled with a thumb up my afterburner And Whats this 2 minute countdown rubbish 3 seconds is more Like it! Wouldn't you all agree? Feel free To tell me your Griefs.


There is an instant self destruct just shoot at gate guns or Jita space station. 3 2 1.....boom.

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