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i want steroids for my ship!
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MrMaximas
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-11-23 10:27:06 UTC
Ok where can I find the juice that will make my ship take on a gang
As I see so many videos of one guy taking on a gang of pirates and go home laughing.

Where is the juice? Pump me up with that **** homeboy!

Like really are those vids rigged? Or is that ship the guy is using is on juice?

Tell me its enhancements?
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#2 - 2013-11-23 10:32:36 UTC
Drugs, implants, off-grid boosting.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#3 - 2013-11-23 10:34:01 UTC
Don't forget faction and/or deadspace bling. But on the other hand. Don't overbling a ship. You will just end up as a loot pinata.

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Logan Joriksa
Shockwave Unlimited
RAZOR Alliance
#4 - 2013-11-23 10:35:50 UTC
As a member of Steroid. Alliance I deny we take any enhancements. Blink
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#5 - 2013-11-23 10:36:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
Mizhir wrote:
Don't forget faction and/or deadspace bling. But on the other hand. Don't overbling a ship. You will just end up as a loot pinata.

Yeah, that too. And expect to die A LOT regardless. Most of those videos don't represent a typical engagement or roam.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Abdiel Kavash
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-11-23 10:38:48 UTC
A combination of fitting, implants, and boosters more expensive than your character, and engaging kitchensink gangs that just plain don't have the DPS to break your tank.

For every fight you see in a video there could be 20-30 gangs they just run away from because their ship can't survive that fight. It's impossible to take and win every fight you get into. But obviously you don't see anyone putting their losses in a video.
MrMaximas
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-11-23 10:39:26 UTC
Zappity wrote:
Drugs, implants, off-grid boosting.


Off-grid boosting is what exactly?

So it's true the juice does help... I may I have to get me some of that
D-bol and stack it with testosterone. Just for the fun of it I'll add some growth hormones too.
I'll be my own gang... I'll be triple VVV

WORD!
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-11-23 10:57:44 UTC
MrMaximas wrote:
Off-grid boosting is what exactly?

So it's true the juice does help... I may I have to get me some of that
D-bol and stack it with testosterone. Just for the fun of it I'll add some growth hormones too.
I'll be my own gang... I'll be triple VVV

WORD!

Oh god, somebody taught the jocks how to use a computer.

Dodixie > Hek
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#9 - 2013-11-23 10:59:54 UTC
How has no one said Thermodynamics yet?

You use it without caution then it has horrific side effects, but boosts performance.

It's literally steroids.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Inquisitor Ageri
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-11-23 11:00:52 UTC
When they find illegal substances on board your ship and smeared across your top lip you'll be disgraced and forced to apologize publicly on EVE Radio or the CCP Games YT channel. Then you'll have to work with EVE Uni, or worse RvB for the rest of your EVE career teaching young newbies why drugs are bad, mkay?
MrMaximas
Doomheim
#11 - 2013-11-23 11:03:01 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
MrMaximas wrote:
Off-grid boosting is what exactly?

So it's true the juice does help... I may I have to get me some of that
D-bol and stack it with testosterone. Just for the fun of it I'll add some growth hormones too.
I'll be my own gang... I'll be triple VVV

WORD!

Oh god, somebody taught the jocks how to use a computer.



+1

Hahaha classic
Kaiia Gavlas Thessia
Ravens' Nest
#12 - 2013-11-23 12:05:03 UTC
A lot of those videos have their fleet window conveniently closed.

That's why I like Viper Serenity's pvp videos, at least he admits to using OGB. There's no shame in it, everyone does it these days.

RAVENS' NEST - Bringing the Dread Bomb Back
Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#13 - 2013-11-23 12:39:28 UTC
Inquisitor Ageri wrote:
When they find illegal substances on board your ship and smeared across your top lip you'll be disgraced and forced to apologize publicly on EVE Radio or the CCP Games YT channel. Then you'll have to work with EVE Uni, or worse RvB for the rest of your EVE career teaching young newbies why drugs are bad, mkay?


Don't listen to this guy!

Drugs are GOOD Mkay!

One of the great ways to do this is to use for instance one of those nasty active tank gallente ships, say a myrm, and pimp yourself with Exile boosters.. sure they can have some side effects, but you can limit those with skills. And 20% extra armour repair on a triple rep myrmidon really lets you unleash the beast.

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
To Be Me
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-11-23 12:42:52 UTC
Zappity wrote:
Drugs, implants, off-grid boosting.


and level Vs

thumbs up if you like :))))