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Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#1 - 2013-11-22 19:03:15 UTC
When you showed the preview video of the new login screen, you had avatars waving at you and being happy/sad that you select/not select them... but the real one just has basic static images..

I DEMAND YOU ANIMATE MY AVATAR!

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#2 - 2013-11-22 19:04:30 UTC
Xearal wrote:
When you showed the preview video of the new login screen, you had avatars waving at you and being happy/sad that you select/not select them... but the real one just has basic static images..

I DEMAND YOU ANIMATE MY AVATAR!


*Imagines the crapstorm that would ensue from the MWD-noise and Jump Camera Motion Sickness lot if they implimented that*

lol that would have been hilarious

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Impala59
Amazing Super Slackers
#3 - 2013-11-22 19:07:08 UTC
They should also be yelling at each other and you while you select them.
Batelle
Federal Navy Academy
#4 - 2013-11-22 19:08:41 UTC
Impala59 wrote:
They should also be yelling at each other and you while you select them.


This would be hilarious. But it would also be very Harry Potter-esque.

"**CCP is changing policy, and has asked that we discontinue the bonus credit program after November 7th. So until then, enjoy a super-bonus of 1B Blink Credit for each 60-day GTC you buy!"**

Never forget.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#5 - 2013-11-22 19:08:51 UTC
Impala59 wrote:
They should also be yelling at each other and you while you select them.


Given some of my toons, they should be killing (and in some cases eating) each other

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#6 - 2013-11-22 19:09:25 UTC
And make them randomly unavailable because they're busy doing other stuff you never see them doing.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#7 - 2013-11-22 19:10:03 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Xearal wrote:
When you showed the preview video of the new login screen, you had avatars waving at you and being happy/sad that you select/not select them... but the real one just has basic static images..

I DEMAND YOU ANIMATE MY AVATAR!


*Imagines the crapstorm that would ensue from the MWD-noise and Jump Camera Motion Sickness lot if they implimented that*

lol that would have been hilarious

Character 1 animation: Clapping hands over their ears with a pained expression.
Character 2 animation: Eye's rolling back in head, hand goes to forehead, faints and drops out of view.
Character 3 animation: Turns head and violently throws up in the direction of Character 2.

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Serptimis
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-11-22 19:23:26 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
And make them randomly unavailable because they're busy doing other stuff you never see them doing.

Or doing stuff to each other that you do see. Yes, yes, make it happen!
Lors Dornick
Kallisti Industries
#9 - 2013-11-22 19:27:19 UTC
Xearal wrote:
When you showed the preview video of the new login screen, you had avatars waving at you and being happy/sad that you select/not select them... but the real one just has basic static images..


That wasn't a preview, it was a supposedly funny video about some new features.

If you watch that video again and look at the character the left you'll notice that it can't be real since gnomes aren't a playable race in EvE.

CCP Greyscale: As to starbases, we agree it's pretty terrible, but we don't want to delay the entire release just for this one factor.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#10 - 2013-11-22 19:36:51 UTC
Lors Dornick wrote:
Xearal wrote:
When you showed the preview video of the new login screen, you had avatars waving at you and being happy/sad that you select/not select them... but the real one just has basic static images..


That wasn't a preview, it was a supposedly funny video about some new features.

If you watch that video again and look at the character the left you'll notice that it can't be real since gnomes aren't a playable race in EvE.

I always thought of him more as a cherub.... or possibly an imp.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-11-22 19:39:39 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Xearal wrote:
When you showed the preview video of the new login screen, you had avatars waving at you and being happy/sad that you select/not select them... but the real one just has basic static images..

I DEMAND YOU ANIMATE MY AVATAR!


*Imagines the crapstorm that would ensue from the MWD-noise and Jump Camera Motion Sickness lot if they implimented that*

lol that would have been hilarious

Character 1 animation: Clapping hands over their ears with a pained expression.
Character 2 animation: Eye's rolling back in head, hand goes to forehead, faints and drops out of view.
Character 3 animation: Turns head and violently throws up in the direction of Character 2.


That reminds me...how about this instead ?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#12 - 2013-11-22 19:51:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Ranger 1
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Ranger 1 wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Xearal wrote:
When you showed the preview video of the new login screen, you had avatars waving at you and being happy/sad that you select/not select them... but the real one just has basic static images..

I DEMAND YOU ANIMATE MY AVATAR!


*Imagines the crapstorm that would ensue from the MWD-noise and Jump Camera Motion Sickness lot if they implimented that*

lol that would have been hilarious

Character 1 animation: Clapping hands over their ears with a pained expression.
Character 2 animation: Eye's rolling back in head, hand goes to forehead, faints and drops out of view.
Character 3 animation: Turns head and violently throws up in the direction of Character 2.


That reminds me...how about this instead ?

If you look under the hood of my post you'll see it is actually based on that. Smile

Although I went in the order hear, see, speak.

(No one truly appreciates my delicate wit.)

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-11-22 19:59:58 UTC
Ranger 1 wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Ranger 1 wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Xearal wrote:
When you showed the preview video of the new login screen, you had avatars waving at you and being happy/sad that you select/not select them... but the real one just has basic static images..

I DEMAND YOU ANIMATE MY AVATAR!


*Imagines the crapstorm that would ensue from the MWD-noise and Jump Camera Motion Sickness lot if they implimented that*

lol that would have been hilarious

Character 1 animation: Clapping hands over their ears with a pained expression.
Character 2 animation: Eye's rolling back in head, hand goes to forehead, faints and drops out of view.
Character 3 animation: Turns head and violently throws up in the direction of Character 2.


That reminds me...how about this instead ?

If you look under the hood of my post you'll see it is actually based on that. Smile

Although I went in the order hear, see, speak.

(No one truly appreciated my delicate wit.)


I did.

I just thought it would be funnier with monkeys.

Monkeys make everything funnier.

See what I mean?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#14 - 2013-11-22 20:00:33 UTC
You have a point. Smile

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ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-11-22 22:49:35 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Impala59 wrote:
They should also be yelling at each other and you while you select them.


Given some of my toons, they should be killing (and in some cases eating) each other

God damn I want to see Alex Grison's toons in action.

Dodixie > Hek
Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
#16 - 2013-11-23 00:10:18 UTC
I demand my Avatars look like those ppl in the video!

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The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion  †  
destiny2
Decaying Rocky Odious Non Evil Stupid Inane Nobody
Rogue Drone Recovery Syndicate
#17 - 2013-11-23 00:25:41 UTC
tidi YES thats just what we need on the login screen cause all my chars would be doing the hokey pokey
Skeln Thargensen
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-11-23 00:36:55 UTC
it needs to be more wii tbh. most of you aren't even smiling. just dead, botox faced clones.

smile more, you can pod yourself if you get wrinkles!

forums.  serious business.
Grumpymunky
Monkey Steals The Peach
#19 - 2013-11-23 01:50:44 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
That reminds me...how about this instead ?
Pretty much what my log-in screen looks like now.

Zimmy Zeta wrote:
I just thought it would be funnier with monkeys.

Monkeys make everything funnier.
<3

Post with your monkey.

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Vito Tattaglia
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#20 - 2013-11-23 02:43:01 UTC
Impala59 wrote:
They should also be yelling at each other and you while you select them.


"YOU GANKED MY CUSTOMER!!!"
"GO FLY A REAL SHIP CAREBEAR!!!"
"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I JUST STOP MAKING YOUR AMMO?"

Oh man the possibilities are endless.
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