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MrMaximas
Doomheim
#81 - 2013-11-16 02:30:28 UTC
Xavier Higdon wrote:
I'm at a loss. I have met countless good people in EvE Online. Now if you're a forum warrior, which is a given since you have a forum alt, you probably have very little experience actually playing the game and as such can't speak to the community within it. Inside EvE you'll meet people that will blow up your ship, smash your pod, point, laugh and then give ISK and tell you how to avoid such things. On the forums you'll meet people who will talk about how they would totally blow up your ship, smash your pod, point, laugh and then do it all again, if only they weren't so busy doing other awesome things like creating another thread about how EvE is dying.



I am so scared to play EvE.
Every time I get the courage to play I undock and right away I dock back up.
I just don't know how to play and I'm so scared to lose my prophecy that i stay docked.

I don't know how you players can even roam high sec. It's not safe anywhere :-(

I can't make any friends because I'm a useless player that has no experience with pvp
Or pve.

So i just sit in my station and chat to anyone hat enters the system I'm in.
Asking if they want to be friends but told to get lost. It hurts really bad to be an
Outcast.

You are all better then me.

I can't make any isk since I'm so inexperienced player. Which i can not afford to lose a ship.

Maybe some donation and some advise to give me a chance to experience EvE would
Be really appreciated :-)

Thank you to any player donating to an inexperienced player and giving me a chance to play.
stoicfaux
#82 - 2013-11-16 02:45:02 UTC
SeenButNotHeard wrote:
MrMaximas wrote:
I noticed a lot of EvE players trash other players using the words.

-tears, tears and more tears.
-can I have your stuff.
-ganking in high sec-tears.
-come to my system I'll break your ship in half. With my 100 crew
Friends. Yeah what now? It's what I thought. I see tears because your
Complaining. Can I have your stuff?

Wow you people really surprise me with the immaturity in forums.
You call yourselves adults... Sorry but I thought for sure most of you
Elite players would be more respectful / mature and not so
Highly/c0cky and think your so much better then people on here
Just stating there concerns about high sec gankers.

Oh I can see it already you bunch of immature combats
Coming my way. Maybe I'll just quite the game! Want my stuff bro?

Bunch of bean bags!

It sickens me what kind of beings we are.
no respect for other. Only to put someone else down
To make yourself feel more above but really you are not better then anyone else.

No wonder the human race may not survive. We are a bunch of imbeciles

Want my stuff bro?


I think this is my favourite poem of the year. Such prose. So smooth. If you read it like Shakespeare it is outstanding.


Odd. I've been trying to match it to 80's rap songs.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Chopper Rollins
Brave Newbies Inc.
Brave Collective
#83 - 2013-11-16 02:46:44 UTC
ROSES ARE RED

VIOLETS ARE BLUE

OP IS TERRIBLE

THIS AINT GONNA RHYME


Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
stoicfaux
#84 - 2013-11-16 02:47:06 UTC
MrMaximas wrote:
I noticed a lot of EvE players trash other players using the words.

-tears, tears and more tears.
-can I have your stuff.
-ganking in high sec-tears.
-come to my system I'll break your ship in half. With my 100 crew
Friends. Yeah what now? It's what I thought. I see tears because your
Complaining. Can I have your stuff?

Wow you people really surprise me with the immaturity in forums.
You call yourselves adults... Sorry but I thought for sure most of you
Elite players would be more respectful / mature and not so
Highly/c0cky and think your so much better then people on here
Just stating there concerns about high sec gankers.

Oh I can see it already you bunch of immature combats
Coming my way. Maybe I'll just quite the game! Want my stuff bro?

Bunch of bean bags!

It sickens me what kind of beings we are.
no respect for other. Only to put someone else down
To make yourself feel more above but really you are not better then anyone else.

No wonder the human race may not survive. We are a bunch of imbeciles

Want my stuff bro?

English motherfornicator, you speak it like a second language. You must be an American?

/not_the_great_and_honourable_samuel_l_jackson

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Subject 4927
DPS INC
Kenshin Shogunate.
#85 - 2013-11-16 02:47:25 UTC
MrMaximas wrote:
I noticed a lot of EvE players trash other players using the words.

-tears, tears and more tears.
-can I have your stuff.
-ganking in high sec-tears.
-come to my system I'll break your ship in half. With my 100 crew
Friends. Yeah what now? It's what I thought. I see tears because your
Complaining. Can I have your stuff?

Wow you people really surprise me with the immaturity in forums.
You call yourselves adults... Sorry but I thought for sure most of you
Elite players would be more respectful / mature and not so
Highly/c0cky and think your so much better then people on here
Just stating there concerns about high sec gankers.

Oh I can see it already you bunch of immature combats
Coming my way. Maybe I'll just quite the game! Want my stuff bro?

Bunch of bean bags!

It sickens me what kind of beings we are.
no respect for other. Only to put someone else down
To make yourself feel more above but really you are not better then anyone else.

No wonder the human race may not survive. We are a bunch of imbeciles

Want my stuff bro?


Yus.

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MrMaximas
Doomheim
#86 - 2013-11-16 02:55:49 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
MrMaximas wrote:
I noticed a lot of EvE players trash other players using the words.

-tears, tears and more tears.
-can I have your stuff.
-ganking in high sec-tears.
-come to my system I'll break your ship in half. With my 100 crew
Friends. Yeah what now? It's what I thought. I see tears because your
Complaining. Can I have your stuff?

Wow you people really surprise me with the immaturity in forums.
You call yourselves adults... Sorry but I thought for sure most of you
Elite players would be more respectful / mature and not so
Highly/c0cky and think your so much better then people on here
Just stating there concerns about high sec gankers.

Oh I can see it already you bunch of immature combats
Coming my way. Maybe I'll just quite the game! Want my stuff bro?

Bunch of bean bags!

It sickens me what kind of beings we are.
no respect for other. Only to put someone else down
To make yourself feel more above but really you are not better then anyone else.

No wonder the human race may not survive. We are a bunch of imbeciles

Want my stuff bro?

English motherfornicator, you speak it like a second language. You must be an American?

/not_the_great_and_honourable_samuel_l_jackson




If I was an American I would be better then you.
However I'm not, so I'm not better then you.

I am actually a French Canadian.
We all live in igloos in Canada ;-)
Xavier Higdon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#87 - 2013-11-16 03:01:46 UTC
MrMaximas wrote:
Xavier Higdon wrote:
I'm at a loss. I have met countless good people in EvE Online. Now if you're a forum warrior, which is a given since you have a forum alt, you probably have very little experience actually playing the game and as such can't speak to the community within it. Inside EvE you'll meet people that will blow up your ship, smash your pod, point, laugh and then give ISK and tell you how to avoid such things. On the forums you'll meet people who will talk about how they would totally blow up your ship, smash your pod, point, laugh and then do it all again, if only they weren't so busy doing other awesome things like creating another thread about how EvE is dying.



I am so scared to play EvE.
Every time I get the courage to play I undock and right away I dock back up.
I just don't know how to play and I'm so scared to lose my prophecy that i stay docked.

I don't know how you players can even roam high sec. It's not safe anywhere :-(

I can't make any friends because I'm a useless player that has no experience with pvp
Or pve.

So i just sit in my station and chat to anyone hat enters the system I'm in.
Asking if they want to be friends but told to get lost. It hurts really bad to be an
Outcast.

You are all better then me.

I can't make any isk since I'm so inexperienced player. Which i can not afford to lose a ship.

Maybe some donation and some advise to give me a chance to experience EvE would
Be really appreciated :-)

Thank you to any player donating to an inexperienced player and giving me a chance to play.



Didn't you just finish crying over how people aren't nice in this game? And now, you want to take advantage of the generosity of others? I've sent you 1.2 billion ISK. Please confirm receipt of the donation. If your wallet doesn't update, that's because you need to force it to do so. This can be done by sending me back 600 million ISK(or what ever is in your wallet). Enjoy the donation!
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2013-11-16 03:16:22 UTC
Smack talk. An ancient tradition even before Leonidas said, "Molon labe."

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#89 - 2013-11-16 04:34:17 UTC
I'm just a blobber

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#90 - 2013-11-16 04:57:23 UTC
MrMaximas wrote:

No wonder the human race may not survive.


WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!

WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!






[I can honestly say, this is the only part of the OP that I actually read.]

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Alduin666 Shikkoken
Doomheim
#91 - 2013-11-16 07:17:23 UTC
MrMaximas wrote:
Want my stuff bro?


Well sense your asking, yes!

Please contract your assets to me at the amarr trade station.

Please an Thanks in advance,
Alduin666 Shikkoken

Honor is a fools prize. [I]Glory is of no use to the dead.[/I]

Be a man! Post with your main! ~Vas'Avi Community Manager
Don Purple
Snuggle Society
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#92 - 2013-11-16 07:32:25 UTC
It shows you have never met Don Purple.

I am just here to snuggle and do spy stuff.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#93 - 2013-11-16 08:24:04 UTC
Your stuff...I dont need it.
Also...
Do you even lift?

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MrMaximas
Doomheim
#94 - 2013-11-16 08:53:57 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Your stuff...I dont need it.
Also...
Do you even lift?



Of course I lift but I do skip leg days
MrMaximas
Doomheim
#95 - 2013-11-16 08:57:04 UTC
Xavier Higdon wrote:
MrMaximas wrote:
[quote=Xavier Higdon]I'm at a loss. I have met countless good people in EvE Online. Now if you're a forum warrior, which is a given since you have a forum alt, you probably have very little experience actually playing the game and as such can't speak to the community within it. Inside EvE you'll meet people that will blow up your ship, smash your pod, point, laugh and then give ISK and tell you how to avoid such things. On the forums you'll meet people who will talk about how they would totally blow up your ship, smash your pod, point, laugh and then do it all again, if only they weren't so busy doing other awesome things like creating another thread about how EvE is dying.



I am so scared to play EvE.
Every time I get the courage to play I undock and right away I dock back up.
I just don't know how to play and I'm so scared to lose my prophecy that i stay docked.

I don't know how you players can even roam high sec. It's not safe anywhere :-(

I can't make any friends because I'm a useless player that has no experience with pvp
Or pve.

So i just sit in my station and chat to anyone hat enters the system I'm in.
Asking if they want to be friends but told to get lost. It hurts really bad to be an
Outcast.

You are all better then me.

I can't make any isk since I'm so inexperienced player. Which i can not afford to lose a ship.

Maybe some donation and some advise to give me a chance to experience EvE would
Be really appreciated :-)

Thank you to any player donating to an inexperienced player and giving me a chance to play.



Didn't you just finish crying over how people aren't nice in this game? And now, you want to take advantage of the generosity of others? I've sent you 1.2 billion ISK. Please confirm receipt of the donation. If your wallet doesn't update, that's because you need to force it to do so. This can be done by sending me back 600 million ISK(or what ever is in your wallet). Enjoy the donation![/quote


Ok great. So I sent you the 600mil.
Did it work?What?
Dasola
New Edens Freeports
#96 - 2013-11-16 14:04:25 UTC
can i have your stuff is old old tradition in this game. After all we all try to improve efficiency and stuff in unsubbed account is not doing anything..

On other mater, im not better then anyone else. I suck in this game big time. But im sure, im not the worst either. Been playing since 2008 and should have several billions all ready. Instead im always broke and spend money faster then i can make more of it.

The irony is, game could be played without IRL money, but im too stupid to figure it out..

We are Minmatar, Our ship are made of scraps, but look what our scraps can do...
ravill rivyll
Doomheim
#97 - 2013-11-16 14:36:16 UTC  |  Edited by: ravill rivyll
MrMaximas wrote:
I noticed a lot of EvE players trash other players using the words.

-tears, tears and more tears.
-can I have your stuff.
-ganking in high sec-tears.
-come to my system I'll break your ship in half. With my 100 crew
Friends. Yeah what now? It's what I thought. I see tears because your
Complaining. Can I have your stuff?

Wow you people really surprise me with the immaturity in forums.
You call yourselves adults... Sorry but I thought for sure most of you
Elite players would be more respectful / mature and not so
Highly/c0cky and think your so much better then people on here
Just stating there concerns about high sec gankers.

Oh I can see it already you bunch of immature combats
Coming my way. Maybe I'll just quite the game! Want my stuff bro?

Bunch of bean bags!

It sickens me what kind of beings we are.
no respect for other. Only to put someone else down
To make yourself feel more above but really you are not better then anyone else.

No wonder the human race may not survive. We are a bunch of imbeciles

Want my stuff bro?



Can I have your tears. It sickens me how pathetic you are. I was mature and respectable enough. Now I am pissed and bored. And when I can put some tears into my jar of tears It makes me ***.