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Sniffing the USB Rifter.

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KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-11-11 15:15:37 UTC
I swear you can get high from sniffing the paintjob on the USB Rifter.

It will leave a burning sensation in your nasal passages though.






Normally I wouldnt make a thread for this, but I did just sniff that rifter an awefull lot....

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-11-11 15:32:02 UTC
Something tells me that you may have been huffing something else before you even picked that rifter up....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
ISD LackOfFaith
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#3 - 2013-11-11 15:35:27 UTC
Ooh! The USB Rifters are scented? I need to check mine. I hope it's Minmatar-scented (coal smog, gunpowder, and sweat).

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Black Panpher
CastleKickers
Rote Kapelle
#4 - 2013-11-11 15:36:33 UTC
Shocked you got me thinking about modifying my USB Rifter into a pipe!
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-11-11 16:14:28 UTC
Black Panpher wrote:
Shocked you got me thinking about modifying my USB Rifter into a pipe!


You mean that wasn't your very first impulse?

Get on my level.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-11-11 16:17:47 UTC
Also....

Are posting in a stealth Alex Grison thread?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Xenien 0r181247
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-11-11 17:28:21 UTC
its so light what is this some kind of titanium plastic?
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#8 - 2013-11-11 17:30:07 UTC
Xenien 0r181247 wrote:
its so light what is this some kind of titanium plastic?


The worlds only plastic that can rust.
Jamagh
Grand Violations
#9 - 2013-11-11 17:32:13 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
Xenien 0r181247 wrote:
its so light what is this some kind of titanium plastic?


The worlds only plastic that can rust.


The minmitar would find a way to get it to rust.

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Savnire Jacitu
Undead Retirement Crypt
#10 - 2013-11-11 17:34:20 UTC
Whelp time for me to grab one of those HURHURHURHURHURHURHRUHRURHURHRURHURHRURHURHUR
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2013-11-11 18:26:41 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
I swear you can get high from sniffing the paintjob on the USB Rifter.
It will leave a burning sensation in your nasal passages though.
Normally I wouldnt make a thread for this, but I did just sniff that rifter an awefull lot....
Seriously ?

...

I bet that did your nose quite well. Also, there's no reason to believe that
if you want to keep sniffing on it, you should rather stop doing it.


Why does the Darwin Award come to my mind.


I have no idea.
stoicfaux
#12 - 2013-11-11 18:47:28 UTC
Made in China? If so, there may have been a lack of oversight in the materials used to make the USB Rifter?

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MestariBation
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2013-11-11 18:51:44 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
I swear you can get high from sniffing the paintjob on the USB Rifter.

It will leave a burning sensation in your nasal passages though.






Normally I wouldnt make a thread for this, but I did just sniff that rifter an awefull lot....

I made a video just for you :)

Send me isk im poor
Beekeeper Bob
Beekeepers Anonymous
#14 - 2013-11-11 20:37:57 UTC
KuroVolt wrote:
I swear you can get high from sniffing the paintjob on the USB Rifter.

It will leave a burning sensation in your nasal passages though.






Normally I wouldnt make a thread for this, but I did just sniff that rifter an awefull lot....


Probably built in China, so you have a few impurities in the paint.....

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KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-11-11 20:40:11 UTC
Beekeeper Bob wrote:
KuroVolt wrote:
I swear you can get high from sniffing the paintjob on the USB Rifter.

It will leave a burning sensation in your nasal passages though.






Normally I wouldnt make a thread for this, but I did just sniff that rifter an awefull lot....


Probably built in China, so you have a few impurities in the paint.....


It did infact come with a little sticker saying it was made in China.

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Carver DiGriz
Agony Unleashed
Agony Empire
#16 - 2013-11-11 20:41:12 UTC
Rifter sniffers.
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-11-11 21:04:52 UTC
I find it hard to believe that I am the only one who has tried sniffing his rifter here.

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Domanique Altares
Rifterlings
#18 - 2013-11-11 21:09:35 UTC
I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice this. In fact, I used an X-Acto blade to scrape some of the paint from the underside of the model, and snorted it directly. I've never felt closer to Heaven than I did that day.
Black Panpher
CastleKickers
Rote Kapelle
#19 - 2013-11-11 21:52:24 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Black Panpher wrote:
Shocked you got me thinking about modifying my USB Rifter into a pipe!


You mean that wasn't your very first impulse?

Get on my level.


My first impulse was pretty much the same as ccp's rifter video!
That and concentrating on not smashing it as it seems to be made of spider webs and magic!

I will love forever who gets that reference!
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-11-11 22:46:02 UTC
... "new car smell"... "new Rifter smell"... next thing you know, you can buy it in an aerosol can and just spray it around the room to freshen up the place before your next EVE session... "RIFTER IN A CAN"... someone's gonna make bank. Roll

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