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super gank fun time in erotica1's gloryhole

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Vengeance Rage
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-11-07 09:30:08 UTC
just given 3 accounts worth of assets to these crazy bastards in the super bonus round of their twisted eve online game totally new and fun experience for all to enjoy!!! O/ i emplore any1 bored of their time in this game to search these guys out for a night full of excitement and adventure after all what have you got to loose its only a game !!! fly vicious!
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#2 - 2013-11-07 09:33:18 UTC
Adventure and excitement is what it's all about. I know you're going to do well, I have a great feeling ;D

Oh god.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#3 - 2013-11-07 09:34:16 UTC
This client is going to win big.

Stay tuned as we enter the next round, and wish him luck!!!!!

Big smile

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-11-07 09:36:24 UTC
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#5 - 2013-11-07 09:36:46 UTC
Erotica1 for CSM!!!

TunDraGon is recruiting! "Also, your boobs [:o] "   CCP Eterne, 2012 "When in doubt...make a diȼk joke." Robin Williams - RIP
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2013-11-07 09:40:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
I have lost all faith in humanity.

I'm depressed...

OP: I suggest removing "gloryhole", because it's sexually explicit.
Hey i never used THAT word combjnation before....
Mythrandier
Solace Corp
#7 - 2013-11-07 09:40:18 UTC


The title of this thread made me feel all frisky.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -  D. Adams.
Mhax Arthie
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-11-07 10:15:55 UTC
Vengeance Rage wrote:
...i emplore any1 bored of their time in this game to search these guys out for a night full of excitement and adventure after all what have you got to loose its only a game !!! fly vicious!

Uh.. this is so naughty!! Gloryhole, a night of excitement and adventure... add some quality boosters and I'm all sold!
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#9 - 2013-11-07 11:09:19 UTC
So downtime has come, and the client is now in the next stage of the bonus round.

His stamina proves to be strong, and perhaps he will make it into the later stages of the game!!!!!!

We could have a new winner tonight, folks.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#10 - 2013-11-07 11:10:31 UTC
I'm very impressed by his endurance.

Oh god.
Temporary Amnesia
EVE Corporation 98582134
#11 - 2013-11-07 11:14:46 UTC
There's no shortage in lucky winners for the Bonus room.

Start bonus with an opened mind and heart and have full faith.

Can't express the feeling of joy back in the days when I won and got handed what was comming to me at the end.

GL OPPirate
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#12 - 2013-11-07 11:24:21 UTC
Now I only imagine erotica1 operating out of the last stall in a motorway services toilet.
Josef Djugashvilis
#13 - 2013-11-07 12:55:33 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Erotica1 for CSM!!!


Not sure Iceland is big enough to accommodate her ego should she be elected.

This is not a signature.
Mhax Arthie
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-11-07 13:09:27 UTC
Seven Koskanaiken wrote:
Now I only imagine erotica1 operating out of the last stall in a motorway services toilet.

Please. Be civil. She is a sensitive person and have feelings. Dealing with hundreds of angry miners and weird dudes every day is not easy.
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
#15 - 2013-11-07 13:19:23 UTC
Ahh, do we have another winner?

Is she a good singer?

I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#16 - 2013-11-07 13:19:33 UTC
6 hours in and the client is still going strong.

Today may be the day...

Big smileShocked

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Riot Girl
You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
#17 - 2013-11-07 13:30:49 UTC
I fear he may have fallen asleep. I eagerly await his return so he can receive his payout.

Oh god.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#18 - 2013-11-07 14:36:34 UTC
Sadly, the client went indefinitely afk, under the guise of "checking the fridge," and chose to forfeit his bonus round. Sad

However, where one door closes...another door opens.

He did state, publicly, however, his full support of the Code...so his future may be bright after all. Big smileTwisted

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Naes Mlahrend
Devil's Horsemen
#19 - 2013-11-07 14:39:31 UTC
I haven't been this lost in my life...except the other night I peed in the closet.
Matokin Lemant
#20 - 2013-11-07 16:22:59 UTC
Naes Mlahrend wrote:
I haven't been this lost in my life...except the other night I peed in the closet.


Me to...except for the pee part, munr tends to go in the toilet Lol
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