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[MAD] Gold Pod in Captains Quarters

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Mac Munoz
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2013-10-31 20:38:54 UTC
I actually LOL'ed.

Will read again.
Chandaris
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#22 - 2013-10-31 20:39:55 UTC
LOG SHO NUTN
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2013-10-31 20:40:07 UTC
Xolve wrote:
WIFE CALL ME DORK

BUT ITS A RIFTUR

WUT DOES SHE KNOW? X
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2013-10-31 20:42:33 UTC
Wait... lets roll back...

Quote:

WIFE CALL ME DORK



LOG IN GAME AFTER HAPPY TIME


You had happy time? What's it like?

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-10-31 20:43:42 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Wait... lets roll back...

Quote:

WIFE CALL ME DORK



LOG IN GAME AFTER HAPPY TIME


You had happy time? What's it like?


MAKE FEEL STICKY
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#26 - 2013-10-31 20:46:35 UTC
Xolve wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Wait... lets roll back...

Quote:

WIFE CALL ME DORK



LOG IN GAME AFTER HAPPY TIME


You had happy time? What's it like?


MAKE FEEL STICKY



XOLVE CONFUSE ELMERS GLUE AND LOTION.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Johnny Jinks
Finnerwamkoomen
#27 - 2013-10-31 20:56:26 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
OP: At first, I thought you were bad at the English, then I realized you're doing this on purpose.



Lol i just love it when someone has to openly reassure themselves someone is putting on an act.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2013-10-31 21:12:41 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Wait... lets roll back...

Quote:

WIFE CALL ME DORK



LOG IN GAME AFTER HAPPY TIME


You had happy time? What's it like?


MAKE FEEL STICKY



XOLVE CONFUSE ELMERS GLUE AND LOTION.


Doesn't matter. Had happy time.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#29 - 2013-10-31 22:20:21 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Wait... lets roll back...

Quote:

WIFE CALL ME DORK



LOG IN GAME AFTER HAPPY TIME


You had happy time? What's it like?


MAKE FEEL STICKY



XOLVE CONFUSE ELMERS GLUE AND LOTION.


XOLVE ONLY PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Sar Carstic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-10-31 22:21:00 UTC
Gregor Parud wrote:
Op is Chauser reincarnated. We might not see its brilliance but in 200 years people will look back at this thread and appreciate it for what it is.


A giant pile of sh*te

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
Johnny Jinks
Finnerwamkoomen
#31 - 2013-10-31 22:23:14 UTC


Chaucer? maybe?
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#32 - 2013-10-31 22:24:09 UTC
Xolve wrote:
DEAR CEE CEE PEE

I MAKE BUY SECOND DECADE BOX

THINK GUD BUY

GET PLASTIC RIFTER

FLY THROUGH HOUSE

MAKE VRRRRMMMMM SOUND

WIFE CALL ME DORK



LOG IN GAME AFTER HAPPY TIME

MAKE CONFUSE CODE ACTIVATION

GET LOTS OF STUFF

FONDLE PART OF STEVE

MAKE DIRTY FACE AT PL SECOND PLACE CARD

LOOK AT MANY THING




FIND AURAL MAKE GOLD IMPLANT

DEBATE SELL

LINK EVERYWHERE MAKE NERDS JELLY

PLUG IN IMPLANT

WAIT- STOP TRAIN FIRST (Y NO FIX THIS YET?)

DOCK UNDOCK STILL GREEN

RE DOCK, BOARD CARRIER

GET OUT OF CARRIER

GOLD POD




SPIN YELLOW POD

MAKE UNDOCK

VERY HAPPY, BRAG TO FRIENDS

ACTIVATE CAPTAIN QUARTERS

Y POD STILL GREEN?









regard
lee



I like this Post

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#33 - 2013-10-31 23:33:31 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


XOLVE ONLY PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE



I re-read the entire thread with Mongo's voice.

Now, its comedy.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Sar Carstic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2013-10-31 23:57:02 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:


XOLVE ONLY PAWN IN GAME OF LIFE



I re-read the entire thread with Mongo's voice.

Now, its comedy.


Damn, thanks for that - just did the same and I now retract my previous statement. That is champagne comedy.

Gentlemen you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#35 - 2013-11-01 00:02:55 UTC
Hi Xolve.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#36 - 2013-11-01 02:09:13 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
Hi Xolve.


THIS THREAD ACHIEVE WIDOT STATUS

XOLVE HAPPY.
JEFFRAIDER
THIGH GUYS
#37 - 2013-11-01 02:15:25 UTC
“There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what … who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims. … These are people who pay no income tax. … and so my job is not to worry about those people. I’ll never convince them that they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.”
Liam Inkuras
Furnace
Thermodynamics
#38 - 2013-11-01 03:44:02 UTC
I lol'd

I wear my goggles at night.

Any spelling/grammatical errors come complimentary with my typing on a phone
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2013-11-01 04:22:07 UTC
SO ONE DAY I IN BED BEATING MY WIFE WHEN PHONE RING

I ANSWER PHONE, EEZ HER DAD

HE ASKS WHAT YOU DO WITH GOLDEN POD

I TURN TO WIFE AND SHE SAY CQ POD STILL GREEN

THEN KGB BREAK DOWN DOOR AND ARREST US FOR ILLEGAL POSSESSION OF TELEPHONE

SUCH IS LIFE IN MOSCOW

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#40 - 2013-12-27 10:41:10 UTC
POD STILL GREEN

Y NO FIX?
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