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How not to PVP
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oOReikaOo Michiko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-10-31 11:00:47 UTC
Lol this story is too funny not to tell, OMG SHES ATTENTION WHORING AGAIN, why yes folks I am.

Anyway.

Just got done with my mission in my Domi and low and behold .. a shiny flashing yellow procurer outside of station... do i?! DOOOO I??!!! I DOOOOOOOOOOO

So yea i targeted it and sent my drones... and then most peculiar thing happened... the procurer tackled me !!!! Lol ...

The procurer started shooting me (yes shooting, it had a gun mounted) and sent its drones out as well)... well eventually the procurer got tired of being damaged so it took its gun and popped 20 of my drones one after another while i popped its drones... annnnd then it began... the staring contest.... OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

Lol the procurer still had 5 drones left and was pop shotting me with its little pea shooter, and my tank was wayyy to stronk for him to even touch me... so we sat there, looking silly with like 10 people from local watching....

And then my friends came hoping to pop him but his timer had worn off... so .... yea....

Thats when I made my second biggest mistake, after like 20 minutes, he let me go, and I started slow boating to the station... DUMBBBBB

He came back out in a Enyo or w/e lol.. and that spiced things up, my tank was barely holding it together... but i was still trudging along to the station... and thats when HIS friends started bumping me away, to which my friends started bumping me back!!! Yes its exactly as u see it in your head... I was the domi ping pong ball .... this went on for 30 minutes...

SO AN HOUR LATER ... we finally called it a draw... and all laughed hysterically ... and much fun was had

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfSDNPFCPfY
Rhatar Khurin
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-10-31 11:17:41 UTC
Pretty sure procurers don't have any turret/missile slots....
oOReikaOo Michiko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-10-31 11:19:48 UTC
Rhatar Khurin wrote:
Pretty sure procurers don't have any turret/missile slots....


Dang.. his drones were doing all that? AWWW MAN I COULDVE JUST KILLED THE REST OF THE DRONES????!!!! *desk*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfSDNPFCPfY
Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-10-31 11:20:03 UTC
okey , whats your max on ship spinning?

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-10-31 11:28:58 UTC  |  Edited by: ElQuirko
oOReikaOo Michiko wrote:
Lol this story is too funny not to tell, OMG SHES ATTENTION WHORING AGAIN, why yes folks I am.

You seem to assume that any of us know who you are. What?

EDIT: The use of the female pronoun "she" would indicate that you are a female. You play EVE and go on the EVE forums, please rectify this mistake immediately.

Dodixie > Hek
Baali Tekitsu
AQUILA INC
#6 - 2013-10-31 11:30:36 UTC
wow such HS pvp
much sklil
such legedn

wow very fight

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oOReikaOo Michiko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-10-31 11:39:28 UTC
Baali Tekitsu wrote:
wow such HS pvp
much sklil
such legedn

wow very fight



Sorry I forget everyone else hasn't played this game for only a month and is experiencing things for the first time.. Ill keep my enthusiasm to a minimum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfSDNPFCPfY
Maaaaowm Ogeko
Pandemic Horde High Sec Division
#8 - 2013-10-31 11:42:47 UTC
I remember who she is, and yes, attacking a mining ship is a big deal for her. Congrats. Cool

Unfortunately, players who have hi-sec Procurers are generally not great gank targets, as you found out. ;)
Ziphis
Dingus Coalition
HYPE-TRAIN
#9 - 2013-10-31 11:43:58 UTC
OP Troll?

Procurers have no turret slots..

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.'  - T. Pratchett
Tron 3K
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-10-31 11:44:51 UTC
I like turtles!
Baali Tekitsu
AQUILA INC
#11 - 2013-10-31 11:44:54 UTC
Ziphis wrote:
OP Troll?

Procurers have no turret slots..

But they can fit unlimited amounts of swag

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oOReikaOo Michiko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-10-31 11:45:42 UTC
Ziphis wrote:
OP Troll?

Procurers have no turret slots..


OP just stupid and didnt know it was the other drones killing my drones.. not the procurer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfSDNPFCPfY
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#13 - 2013-10-31 11:45:50 UTC
oOReikaOo Michiko wrote:
Sorry I forget everyone else hasn't played this game for only a month and is experiencing things for the first time.. Ill keep my enthusiasm to a minimum


One month old and in a Domi? Oh dear me Shocked

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Mayhaw Morgan
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2013-10-31 11:46:00 UTC
oOReikaOo Michiko wrote:
He came back out in a Enyo or w/e lol..

Are you sure it wasn't a Noctis?
oOReikaOo Michiko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-10-31 11:50:26 UTC
WHELP no one else liked my story of ping pong domi >.> another fail thread by Reika woohoo \o/ .... YOU HAD TO BE THERE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfSDNPFCPfY
Tron 3K
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2013-10-31 11:52:45 UTC
oOReikaOo Michiko wrote:
WHELP no one else liked my story of ping pong domi >.> another fail thread by Reika woohoo \o/ .... YOU HAD TO BE THERE

This is GD if it isn't some whine thread, some epeen stroking of goons or mittens, it isn't cool to us.
acemastr Ocer
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2013-10-31 11:54:22 UTC
You couldn't kill a Procurer in a Domi?

You fail at this game, quit now.
oOReikaOo Michiko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-10-31 11:56:01 UTC
Tron 3K wrote:
oOReikaOo Michiko wrote:
WHELP no one else liked my story of ping pong domi >.> another fail thread by Reika woohoo \o/ .... YOU HAD TO BE THERE

This is GD if it isn't some whine thread, some epeen stroking of goons or mittens, it isn't cool to us.


It wasnt whining... I thought it was fu... oh w/e

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfSDNPFCPfY
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2013-10-31 12:18:26 UTC
oOReikaOo Michiko wrote:
Tron 3K wrote:
oOReikaOo Michiko wrote:
WHELP no one else liked my story of ping pong domi >.> another fail thread by Reika woohoo \o/ .... YOU HAD TO BE THERE

This is GD if it isn't some whine thread, some epeen stroking of goons or mittens, it isn't cool to us.


It wasnt whining... I thought it was fu... oh w/e


Reread it, he's saying it isn't a Whine, Epeen stroking of goons or mittens thread, so it isn't cool.

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Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#20 - 2013-10-31 12:21:49 UTC
Please change title to:

How not to PosT
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