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[MERC] Will do mostly anything for ISK
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Crevtran Sbatiol
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-10-15 19:32:15 UTC
I simply want to turn my hobby into a profession.
Help a starting merc out by giving me a target.

Will do anything not involving structure grinding.
Let me be the one taking care of your competiton while you continue your corp mining ops.
Please keep in mind that I will most likely operate solo and use guerrillia tactics where applicable.
I do not have a contract history as of now, but YOU could be the one to change that.

All I ask for as a payment is the wardec fee.
If you want me to infiltrate or sabotage a corp, I'm down for that as well.
Heck, I would even go as far as selling you the contents of their corp hanger below market price.

Right now I'm becoming really bored of EvE, so I wil shoot at anything as long as I don't have to pay for doing so.

Contact me via Eve-Mail if you feel like making someone have a bad day.

Alice: Geez, Bob, you taunted the Goons and now they want to kill you. Bob: Should I call the police? Alice: In game, Bob, kill you in game. Bob: Ah, so petition it and call the police?
Aesheera
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-10-17 10:27:29 UTC
Why don't you begin by joining wars as an ally or buying killrights?

Just a thought.

- I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
Sylphy
TSOE Po1ice
TSOE Consortium
#3 - 2013-10-25 07:44:21 UTC
Crevtran Sbatiol wrote:
I simply want to turn my hobby into a profession.
Help a starting merc out by giving me a target.

Will do anything not involving structure grinding.
Let me be the one taking care of your competiton while you continue your corp mining ops.
Please keep in mind that I will most likely operate solo and use guerrillia tactics where applicable.
I do not have a contract history as of now, but YOU could be the one to change that.

All I ask for as a payment is the wardec fee.
If you want me to infiltrate or sabotage a corp, I'm down for that as well.
Heck, I would even go as far as selling you the contents of their corp hanger below market price.

Right now I'm becoming really bored of EvE, so I wil shoot at anything as long as I don't have to pay for doing so.

Contact me via Eve-Mail if you feel like making someone have a bad day.


I'll pay you 2 isk if you delete your account.

The character does not represent the views/opinions of its Corporation or Alliance.
Tah'ris Khlador
Space Ghosts.
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#4 - 2013-10-25 12:58:31 UTC
...but I won't do that.


Now I have to go listen to Meatloaf on repeat.

Member of the Pink Pony Killboard Padding Alliance
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#5 - 2013-10-25 13:20:25 UTC
Will do mostly anything for ISK???

Wanna be my parrot? 50mil a week to follow me around squawking in local and repeating what I type sound good?
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-10-25 14:23:06 UTC
Do you live with any females?

Serious Inquiry.
Kristoffon vonDrake
Forceful Resource Acquisition Inc
#7 - 2013-10-25 14:54:33 UTC
Are you willing to go to lowsec?
Kojee
Safety Set To Red
Train Wreck.
#8 - 2013-10-25 17:21:46 UTC
Will you perform sexual favors?
Big Lynx
#9 - 2013-10-25 18:21:17 UTC
Will you wear dessous for me?
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#10 - 2013-10-26 00:47:31 UTC
Saw this thread, came to troll by asking for sexual favors, found out others already had

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-10-26 16:13:00 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
Will do mostly anything for ISK???

Wanna be my parrot? 50mil a week to follow me around squawking in local and repeating what I type sound good?

I am available for this service.

I disagree
shelly's Jihad
The Vikings of Valhalla
Exodus.
#12 - 2013-10-28 01:20:10 UTC
SKINE DMZ wrote:
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
Will do mostly anything for ISK???

Wanna be my parrot? 50mil a week to follow me around squawking in local and repeating what I type sound good?

I am available for this service.



Really? i would like to hire you for this service contact me in game.