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Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
Felicity Love >... was thinking "moar popcorn"... but now, seeing the truly awesome contribution this thread is going to make to the Greater Glory Of EVE.... imagonnamakkadapizza....
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And no, i don't live in highsec. As if that would make your opinion any less wrong.
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