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An invitation and an auction.
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ShyAsianHunny
Fweddit
Free Range Chikuns
#81 - 2013-10-19 10:55:07 UTC
As a fellow militia member and Friend of I.Law i can't let this pass without offering my own pittance for a date with some of Militia's finest and beloved by the Empress.

In the words of Empress Jamyl, Sword of the righteous, "Game on Girlfriend."

300 mil on Tzestu
50 mil on Daisha.

Two separate dates as i want Daisha to serenade me while we gaze longingly into the Eve Gate and talk about Earth that was. Possibly strap him into my poetry appreciation chair as we read some good ole Vogon style poetry. and finish the night off talking about silly vanities like how we both hate it when our implants get gunk in them and need to clean them up with a q-tip.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#82 - 2013-10-19 11:36:24 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Shalee Lianne
Could you try to convince someone named Anslo Tetua to participate in this... thing as a volunteer? Say, with essential 25% increase of bids, that would go straight into your own pocket for personal needs, if you will manage to convince him.
Oh, and with 25% more increase of bids, just for your own pocket again, if the highest bidder would be able to choose place and time without any restrictions.
After all, it is all just simply for fun. What worst could happen?...


If you want to bed me that bad, you just have to ask for a date (and not be a psycho *****).

Bulls... I mean... lies!
1. I don't want to "bed" anyone
2. Don't flatter yourself
3. It is just for fun, nothing more
4. Im not a psycho ***
5. Im not interested in dates with anyone
6. Im not going to waste my money on you
7. I never pay for what I can get for free.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#83 - 2013-10-19 13:35:04 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Norrin Ellis wrote:

Tiger didn't seem too earnest when he was cheating on Ms. Lianne with my own bride-to-be. I have every vested interest in making that bottom-feeder pay dearly to entertain his fantasy that Shalee would give him another chance.


Sometimes reading the IGS leaves me wondering if it's tragicomedy, trope filled soap opera, and inane reality holo series all rolled into one neat media package.

Have to admit though, I laughed.


We are talking about capsuleers...
SCORPION VEN0M
Infinite Technologies
#84 - 2013-10-19 15:13:26 UTC
305m kat
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#85 - 2013-10-19 17:26:49 UTC
Withdrawing bids on Daisha Voluptia and Sadollah Zhod. Putting 400m on Katerina Tzestu.

My bids as of current:

Lunarisse Aspenstar: 500m
Katerina Tzestu: 400m
Aldrith Shutaq: 500m
Graelyn: 200m
Raphael Saint: 200m

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#86 - 2013-10-19 17:48:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Aldrith Shutaq
Katrina Oniseki wrote:

Hah! I figured, but I wanted to make sure that the organizers weren't taking the offer seriously as a donation.

If it's any consolation, I'd have bid on you or Shutaq were I not married.


I assure you everything about these 'dates' will be entirely innocent on our behalf. I am married myself, and some of the other participants are in committed relationships as well. Remember, we are Amarrians; to us a first date consists of polite (if frigid) conversation, a pleasant (though only adequate) meal, fine (low-alcohol) wine and a scenic (only vaguely romantic) view. Also, your parents will be required to come to chaperon and negotiate marriage terms. Of course, the details of this arrangement only become final on the third date, so you have nothing to worry about!

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#87 - 2013-10-19 17:51:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
After five pages, it's worth an update so we can keep our bids straight So if Sister Shalee doesn't mind my trying to summarize the way it reads to me...

(Females)

Daisha Voluptia: 50 million isk by ShyAsianHunny, 2d bidder 25 million isk by Mathaios Panthera
Lunarisse Aspenstar: 500 million isk by Alizabeth Vea, 2nd bidder Anslo at 110 million isk
Katerina Tzestu: 400 million isk by Alizabeth Vea, 2nd bidder305 million isk by ScorpionVenom
Shalee Lianne: 20 BILLION isk by Norrin Ellis, 2nd bidder Tigerfish at 19 BILLION isk

(Males)

Aldrith Shutaq: 500 million isk by Alizabeth Vea, 2nd bidder Anslo at 50 million isk
Graelyn: 200 million isk by Alizabeth Vea, 2d bidder 25 million isk by Valerie Vatate
Raphael Saint: 200 million isk by Alizabeth Vea, 25 million isk by Brystal Blue
Sadollah Zhod: 205 million isk by Gottin
Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
#88 - 2013-10-19 22:15:06 UTC
Aldrith Shutaq wrote:
I assure you everything about these 'dates' will be entirely innocent on our behalf. I am married myself, and some of the other participants are in committed relationships as well. Remember, we are Amarrians; to us a first date consists of polite (if frigid) conversation, a pleasant (though only adequate) meal, fine (low-alcohol) wine and a scenic (only vaguely romantic) view. Also, your parents will be required to come to chaperon and negotiate marriage terms. Of course, the details of this arrangement only become final on the third date, so you have nothing to worry about!

How very boring!
Vincent Rekmus
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#89 - 2013-10-19 23:01:57 UTC
How gallente of you all.

I would think this would be above officers of PIE.
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#90 - 2013-10-20 00:53:59 UTC
Vincent Rekmus wrote:
How gallente of you all.

I would think this would be above officers of PIE.


Respectfully Praetorian, there is only one officer of PIE in the above list that I know of, and it is certainly not above him to help support causes in the interests of the Empire.

May God Bless and protect you in flight and in his sight.
SCORPION VEN0M
Infinite Technologies
#91 - 2013-10-20 01:26:14 UTC
405m kat
Vincent Pryce
Damnation Angels
Watch This
#92 - 2013-10-20 01:27:54 UTC
I refrain from commenting on miss Vea's willingness to honor her bids, as I do not have had any business transactions with her. However, suspicions have been cast of the validity of her bid. So, on the off chance that the suspicions are true;

I will place a secondary bid of 115 million on Lunarisse Aspenstar, I would rather spare her of the trite and uncouth behaviour of an uncivilized brat, whom I suspect has no appreciation for finer Amarrian arts.

Black bishop takes white knight.

"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves."

Domination Seraphim

Cartel approved, Heaven blessed
Derek Quaid
Doomheim
#93 - 2013-10-20 01:43:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Derek Quaid
Vincent Pryce wrote:
I refrain from commenting on miss Vea's willingness to honor her bids, as I do not have had any business transactions with her. However, suspicions have been cast of the validity of her bid. So, on the off chance that the suspicions are true;

I will place a secondary bid of 115 million on Lunarisse Aspenstar, I would rather spare her of the trite and uncouth behaviour of an uncivilized brat, whom I suspect has no appreciation for finer Amarrian arts.

Black bishop takes white knight.

I'm going to have to protest this on the grounds that it's simply bad form at any auction. While I certainly agree with your assessment of Alizabeth Vea, you missed the opportunity to place a bid of 115 million the moment anyone placed a bid higher than that.

Should the auctioneer deem that Ms. Vea is, in fact, a shill, then it's perfectly reasonable to invalidate her bids and resume the bidding at the current next-highest value. Until that happens, however, the present bid should be assumed valid, and no bid placed below the current bid after the fact has any weight whatsoever.

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Shalee Lianne
Banana-Republic.
Shadow Cartel
#94 - 2013-10-20 03:06:07 UTC
21:59 time stamp will be the latest allowed. Bids of the same amount recorded with the same timestamp will go to the first bid recorded in the thread.

Bid's lower than the current highest bid isn't valid. I do believe that Alizabeth Ves will stand by her word.
http://amarrian.blogspot.com/  ~ Roleplay blog. http://sovereigntywars.wordpress.com/ ~ Faction War blog.
Steffanie Saissore
Tyrathlion Interstellar
#95 - 2013-10-20 03:19:55 UTC
Hmm, I would like to place a bid of 100m ISK on Daisha Voluptia.

We travel in the dark of the new moon,

A starry highway traced on the map of the sky
Raphael Saint
Imperium Aeternum
#96 - 2013-10-20 08:02:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Raphael Saint
Vincent Rekmus wrote:
How gallente of you all.

I would think this would be above officers of PIE.

What is being sold is time, not bodies, Mr. Rekmus.

I'd also like to point out that you used the word "above," by mistake I'm sure, which gives your statement the implication that PIE officers would be below acting like wanton Gallente.

The fact that a young (by time in service) Lieutenant thinks he knows more about the standards of PIE officers than a Captain who's been serving faithfully since before you even submitted your application for capsuleerhood is laughable at best, but considering that your entire message is one mistake after another, I don't know if I can take it in any serious manner.

Also please don't try to bring up anything you may have done prior to becoming a capsuleer, as any work you could have done there pales so much in comparison to the power of a capsuleer that it is rather insignificant.

So my recommendation is that you put in a little more time, double check your future communications, and get back to minding your superior officers.
Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#97 - 2013-10-20 09:17:45 UTC
Captain Saint,

As far as I have experienced, social intricacies and Amarrian protocol have not always been the strenght of PIE Inc. More like blunders and faux-pas one after another, as shown here again.
Condor Amarr
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#98 - 2013-10-20 09:36:39 UTC
Raphael Saint wrote:
Vincent Rekmus wrote:
How gallente of you all.

I would think this would be above officers of PIE.

What is being sold is time, not bodies, Mr. Rekmus.

I'd also like to point out that you used the word "above," by mistake I'm sure, which gives your statement the implication that PIE officers would be below acting like wanton Gallente.

The fact that a young (by time in service) Lieutenant thinks he knows more about the standards of PIE officers than a Captain who's been serving faithfully since before you even submitted your application for capsuleerhood is laughable at best, but considering that your entire message is one mistake after another, I don't know if I can take it in any serious manner.

Also please don't try to bring up anything you may have done prior to becoming a capsuleer, as any work you could have done there pales so much in comparison to the power of a capsuleer that it is rather insignificant.

So my recommendation is that you put in a little more time, double check your future communications, and get back to minding your superior officers.


Seems the young LT may need some Alo Vera after that.
Mra Rednu
Vanishing Point.
#99 - 2013-10-20 09:54:32 UTC

Looks like he better hand that to Norrin Ellis for use if his Titanic bid wins, still if it is for a good cause whats an odd itch and a scratch.

Personally I of thought a bag of chips would of sunk that deal.
Vincent Pryce
Damnation Angels
Watch This
#100 - 2013-10-20 11:35:03 UTC
Derek Quaid wrote:

I'm going to have to protest this on the grounds that it's simply bad form at any auction. While I certainly agree with your assessment of Alizabeth Vea, you missed the opportunity to place a bid of 115 million the moment anyone placed a bid higher than that.

Should the auctioneer deem that Ms. Vea is, in fact, a shill, then it's perfectly reasonable to invalidate her bids and resume the bidding at the current next-highest value. Until that happens, however, the present bid should be assumed valid, and no bid placed below the current bid after the fact has any weight whatsoever.


Protest all you wish, it makes no difference. The opening for such was already in place, I just acted upon it. If you fail to see such an opening, then that blindness is your failing. To further explain my motives for doing what I did if you do not already understand them would be like giving pearls for a pig.

"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves."

Domination Seraphim

Cartel approved, Heaven blessed