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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#1 - 2013-10-18 23:02:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Alex Grison
I am pleased to retort that in cooperation with Grison Industrial Group, Grison Pharmaceuticals and Grison Untied Our latest product Grisonol.

Grisonol is the combat booster for the modern capsuleer. There is no situation where taking Grisonol is a bad idea.

Grisonol is a top secret mix of the highest grade components and compounds. Our proof is in the pudding. Look at these declassified images that were taken from the R&D Department.

This is your existing, unmodified neural map

And this is your neural map on Grisonol


Grisonol is not for everyone. Including those who are living and want to remain living.

Grisonol has been approved for use in those who are pregnant, about to become pregnant or breastfeeting.

Side effects of Grisonol may include


  • Dyslexia
  • Forgetfulness
  • Paranoia
  • Confusion
  • Repeating things
  • Fear of grapes
  • Fear of mollusks, including urchins
  • Confusion
  • Other


Grisonol is easy.

Grisonol has a unique effect of tweaking and inflaming every trait in your brain in some way or another™

Grisonol is to be taken every 3 hours, six times a day, every day, with food to be taken every 3 days with six hours.

With this announcement we are also pleased to announce that the first public trials will begin some time within the next 8 months.

Ask us about our Grisonol® Family Plan

-Alex Grison
CEO Grison Pharmaceuticals® Our Drugs Into Your Brain™

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Donbe Scurred
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-10-18 23:22:43 UTC
Sign me up, will there be payment for testing?
Sir Spottington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-10-18 23:24:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Sir Spottington
ive always wondered what drugs your on.... now we know

i will take 3 crates lol
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#4 - 2013-10-18 23:50:00 UTC
Sir Spottington wrote:
ive always wondered what drugs your on.... now we know

i will take 3 crates lol


Grisonol is sold by the volume

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Hra Neuvosto
Party Cat Enterprises
#5 - 2013-10-19 00:18:57 UTC
Side effects seem manageable, should I be in contact with you via evemail or can you simply contract me a few samples?
Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#6 - 2013-10-19 01:02:03 UTC
i'll take 3000ml.

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Tron 3K
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-10-19 01:03:52 UTC
What if I like being an apple?
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#8 - 2013-10-19 01:07:01 UTC
Tron 3K wrote:
What if I like being an apple?


That's a side effect. You have been on Grisonol for a month now. You were one of the early supprise test subjects.

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#9 - 2013-10-19 01:12:57 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Tron 3K wrote:
What if I like being an apple?
Like the good dealer...eh...doctor said: It's not for every one.Cool

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#10 - 2013-10-19 02:56:41 UTC
Ive got to get on some medications..because I get this thing where whenever I read an Alex thread..i bang my head on the desk until the thread makes sense.

The problem is...the threads...they never make sense. And that is where they get you.


Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#11 - 2013-10-19 02:58:28 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Ive got to get on some medications..because I get this thing where whenever I read an Alex thread..i bang my head on the desk until the thread makes sense.

The problem is...the threads...they never make sense. And that is where they get you.




Dammit, you made me spit beer onto my keyboard. ****!!!!!!!!!

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#12 - 2013-10-19 03:02:38 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:


Grisonol is to be taken every 3 hours, six times a day, every day, with food to be taken every 3 days with six hours.


I can find humor in this entire thread, as I always do in these threads....but this line kinda dicks with my mind a little bit. Don't know why...

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#13 - 2013-10-19 03:51:09 UTC
Drugs are bad.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Frying Doom
#14 - 2013-10-19 04:05:45 UTC
Nicely done good Doctor.

I especially like "Grisonol is not for everyone. Including those who are living and want to remain living."

Sign me up Big smile

Any spelling, grammatical and punctuation errors are because frankly, I don't care!!
Tsane Uchonela
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-10-19 04:10:53 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Alex Grison wrote:
I am pleased to retort that in cooperation with Grison Industrial Group, Grison Pharmaceuticals and Grison Untied Our latest product Grisonol.


I hate to be a spelling nazi but could you edit the "retort" into report. Unless you meant it that way. In which case, carry on.



Edit: Fixed quote. ISD Ezwal.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-10-19 04:28:18 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:


This is your existing, unmodified neural map



I contend that you are giving many GD users far too much credit.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-10-19 08:23:29 UTC
Damn, your threads are crazy.
Thank you! :D
flakeys
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-10-19 08:45:49 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
Sir Spottington wrote:
ive always wondered what drugs your on.... now we know

i will take 3 crates lol


Grisonol is sold by the volume



200 decibel then please ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Old Phill
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-10-19 09:05:45 UTC
Grisonol is the combat booster for the modern capsuleer. There is no situation where taking Grisonol is a bad idea.

hmmm


Dyslexia sounds bad
Forgetfulness bad
Paranoia could be bad
Confusion bad
Repeating things alright
Fear of grapes not bad
Fear of mollusks, including urchins probably not bad
Confusion alright
Other side effects include the illusion that other effects are not bad
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#20 - 2013-10-19 10:14:38 UTC
Lol

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