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DEVSWARM OP: CCP Should Give Goonswarm Trillions Of Isk Worth of Crap

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Viziam
Amarr Empire
#81 - 2013-09-26 17:10:19 UTC
CCP simply never learns, do they.
Vald Tegor
Empyrean Guard
Tactical Narcotics Team
#82 - 2013-09-26 17:12:00 UTC
i hatechosingnames wrote:
Dod Kalm wrote:
School Nickname Worldmonkey wrote:
If you give me a shiny ship and batlec1 a Megathron Federate Issue, I'll be ok with this lottery. He really loves that ship.

Baltec1 clearly needs a Megathron Federate Issue


He needs a Megathron Baltec Issue. (and maybe a BPO for alliance use)


You forgot it needs to be able to fit a CovOps cloak, bomb launcher and have a jump drive.
Sixx Spades
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#83 - 2013-09-26 17:14:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Sixx Spades
When did t20 get hired again? I would have at least expected a Dev Blog about that.

Using a weapon as a deterrent in a diplomatic situation is only viable when you have proven that you have deployed it in the past and are willing to use it in the future.
Dramaticus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#84 - 2013-09-26 17:15:03 UTC
Just wanted to point out that I'm mentioned in the OP as part of the Faction Five.

The 'do-nothing' member of the GoonSwarm Economic Warfare Cabal

The edge is REALLY hard to see at times but it DOES exist and in this case we were looking at a situation where a new feature created for all of our customers was being virtually curbstomped by five of them
Johnny Marzetti
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#85 - 2013-09-26 17:15:32 UTC
Dod Kalm wrote:
GOONFLEET DOTTE COMMS 2013 SCAVENGER HUNT

make this a thing ccp, tia


* all prizes are actually scavengers

J/k errybody gets fashion fit fedora tissue megathrones
Vald Tegor
Empyrean Guard
Tactical Narcotics Team
#86 - 2013-09-26 17:21:46 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
With all due regard to the esteemed representative from Goonswarm Federation, I would like to suggest that the New Order is a far better organization to be blessed by CCP largess. We are premier content creators in hisec where all new players begin their experience. As a miner education outreach program we touch the lives of many new players, encouraging them to seek excitement in New Eden instead of unsubbing after two months of mining while leaving forum msgs of "meh, eve is boring."

You don't have to worry about celebrated ships of the past being introduced and tarnishing their legend. Contract those ships to James 315 and I guarantee we'll give you a hisec killmail with them on the first **** fit retrivever we find.

I think you meant to say "at the keyboard gameplay" education program. A New Order member recently reminded my alt not to autopilot a shuttle through high sec with excessive implants.
Johho Bulon
Freelancer Union
Unaffiliated
#87 - 2013-09-26 17:25:42 UTC
Posting in support of a marvellous GoonWaffe initiative.

CCP give us the items, we will make sure they used appropriately, thanks in advance.
Malcolm Shinhwa
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#88 - 2013-09-26 17:26:12 UTC
Vald Tegor wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
With all due regard to the esteemed representative from Goonswarm Federation, I would like to suggest that the New Order is a far better organization to be blessed by CCP largess. We are premier content creators in hisec where all new players begin their experience. As a miner education outreach program we touch the lives of many new players, encouraging them to seek excitement in New Eden instead of unsubbing after two months of mining while leaving forum msgs of "meh, eve is boring."

You don't have to worry about celebrated ships of the past being introduced and tarnishing their legend. Contract those ships to James 315 and I guarantee we'll give you a hisec killmail with them on the first **** fit retrivever we find.

I think you meant to say "at the keyboard gameplay" education program. A New Order member recently reminded my alt not to autopilot a shuttle through high sec with excessive implants.


D400 is a terrible person. I'm just glad he's our terrible person.

[i]"The purpose of fighting is to win. There is no possible victory in defense. The sword is more important than the shield and skill is more important than either. The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental[/i]."
Dod Kalm
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#89 - 2013-09-26 17:27:28 UTC
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
Vald Tegor wrote:
Malcolm Shinhwa wrote:
With all due regard to the esteemed representative from Goonswarm Federation, I would like to suggest that the New Order is a far better organization to be blessed by CCP largess. We are premier content creators in hisec where all new players begin their experience. As a miner education outreach program we touch the lives of many new players, encouraging them to seek excitement in New Eden instead of unsubbing after two months of mining while leaving forum msgs of "meh, eve is boring."

You don't have to worry about celebrated ships of the past being introduced and tarnishing their legend. Contract those ships to James 315 and I guarantee we'll give you a hisec killmail with them on the first **** fit retrivever we find.

I think you meant to say "at the keyboard gameplay" education program. A New Order member recently reminded my alt not to autopilot a shuttle through high sec with excessive implants.


D400 is a terrible person. I'm just glad he's our terrible person.

Dont worry, I'm known to do my share of re-education as well
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#90 - 2013-09-26 17:31:47 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
Lee Saisima wrote:
Blink has a business plan and Goonswarm doesn't. Goons are small-fry nowadays anyway.

I laid out an excellent business plan: we will take CCP's gifts, and sell them to the public, and pocket the proceeds.

What more would we need?



I'm pretty sure you just outlined Somer Blinks business plan with some minor oversights.

1) Make isk lottery for ships.
2) RMT isk for cash.
3) Kickbacks to key CCP personnel.
4) Get free ships because you're really nice guys.
5) ???
6) Profit.

Don't ban me, bro!
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#91 - 2013-09-26 17:34:57 UTC
Go shoot the monument in Jita if you're truly upset about this Goons. Blink There's enough of you to lock it down and cause lag. Or better yet... why don't you all unsubscribe en mass as a form of protest? Lol CCP are sure to notice.
Sirane Elrek
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#92 - 2013-09-26 17:40:12 UTC
Mr Kidd wrote:
3) Kickbacks to key CCP personnel.

well we had our own key CCP personnel but they left and now other people get to reap the spoils :(
Eggs Ackley
#93 - 2013-09-26 17:42:25 UTC
So this is what folks get upset about? Video game stuff? Cool.
Sirane Elrek
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#94 - 2013-09-26 17:42:27 UTC
not that I'm saying we ever got something out of having a couple goons hired by CCP of course
Dod Kalm
Goosefleet
Gooseflock Featheration
#95 - 2013-09-26 17:43:30 UTC
Sirane Elrek wrote:
Mr Kidd wrote:
3) Kickbacks to key CCP personnel.

well we had our own key CCP personnel but they left and now other people get to reap the spoils :(

What you mean Darious "Goofcker" Johnson?
Sirane Elrek
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#96 - 2013-09-26 17:44:26 UTC
Eggs Ackley wrote:
So this is what folks get upset about? Video game stuff? Cool.

well I also get angry about other things but I thought this was a forum about a video game, not a political discussion board
Thalen Draganos
State War Academy
Caldari State
#97 - 2013-09-26 17:46:15 UTC
C'mon CCP. You can tell us. T20 was renamed to U21 and is now in control of handing out new crap to the new favorite. Right?
Caviar Liberta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#98 - 2013-09-26 17:46:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Caviar Liberta
Weaselior wrote:
Lee Saisima wrote:
Blink has a business plan and Goonswarm doesn't. Goons are small-fry nowadays anyway.

I laid out an excellent business plan: we will take CCP's gifts, and sell them to the public, and pocket the proceeds.

What more would we need?


Idea for ya, CCP gives you stuff, you pack VFK station with said stuff. If your home station is conquered you contract said items over to whomever does this?
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#99 - 2013-09-26 17:47:28 UTC
I seriously can't believe CCP is handing out freebies to a group like SOMER.Blink. They are promoting a disease that destroys thousands of lives every year, and the very nature of the gambling business pretty much guarantees there is corruption at the highest levels.

For shame, CCP, why are you trying to destroy peoples real lives? Gambling addiction is a very real, and very serious problem, and should not be endorsed this way.

Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom.
Sirane Elrek
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#100 - 2013-09-26 17:50:19 UTC
Caviar Liberta wrote:
Idea for ya, CCP gives you stuff, you pack VFK station with said stuff. If your home station is conquered you contract said items over to whomever does this?

come on you don't need any incentive to assault VFK beyond "grr goons"