Intergalactic Summit

Strange goings on have been reported to Gutter Press, about an alleged rampage by a capsuleer through a fashion store on a Gallente station in Amarr space.

A security guard at the store noticed an intruder alarm, and went to investigate. Upon reaching the area, the guard noticed several of the highly lifelike mannequins had been damaged.

"The mannequins had been slashed with something, a bladed weapon of some sort", said Eloise LeCroix, manager of the store at the Chemal Tech factory in Lower Debyl. "Our guard then confronted the intruder, an Amarr capsuleer, who appeared to be some form of religious person, that said they were on a holy mission against the unrighteous creatures of the night. They then ran off before our guard could apprehend them."

A neighbouring drone warehouse, storing several humanoid drones, was also broken into in what station police believe to be a related incident.

The station police chief had this to say: "This is why we don't like capsuleers roaming around unescorted. They're bad enough, but religious ones? that's double crazy, if you ask me"

Speculation is high amongst station residents as to what these alleged "creatures of the night" were.

"I think they meant exotic dancers", said one man.
"night creatures, like, umm, vampires? aren't they like, myths?", said one exotic dancer.
"Mother always said I was taking a risk, living in Amarr space, but hey, you have to go where Chemal Tech says, right?", said another man.

An Amarr Ministry of Internal Order spokesman had this to say:
"We do not condone theological vigilanteism. The proper authorities will take care of things in their own time."

Gutter Press, bringing you the stories you didn't know about.

...a clothing store?

This is an unconscionable crime. If there is any assistance we can offer in exterminating the perpetrator then Stillwater will be there in an instant.

This kind of thing cannot be tolerated!

Who will stand better with God on the Day of Wrath? He who pollutes Holy Amarrian Space with mannequins modelling wicked Gallentean clothing that reveals parts God intended to be hidden? Or he who takes up arms against said abominations and casts them into the Pit?

Let the Gallentean workers who bring such sinful things into Holy Amarrian Space be made to wear the collar and feel the lash and be stuffed with the Vitoc; let the vile mannequins and automatons be fired into the nearest Sun; if the MIO deem that for the sake of Order, the heroic pilot who first took up arms against the abominations must be reprimanded in public, then let the Theology Council shower him with praise and medals and blessings in private.

Amen. Amarr Victor.

Who hasn't wanted to destroy a manikin? They're so creepy, especially the ones that look like faceless, emaciated humans.

Still, it's important to control ourselves and not run amuck in the local clothing boutique.

I started in here thinking that this would be about the terribly limited selection of DED-approved clothing for capsuleer profile shots, came away disappointed.

Constructed Acolyte recently stated she could not find any "Creatures of the Night" .... I wonder if this was her?

I didn't do it.

Up with this sort of thing.

That's what I hear. Some old Terran saying is it?

Mannequin slashing should be a CONCORD punishable offense and dealt with appropriately.