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Gallente Navy foils capsuleer's cosmic vandalism plan

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Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#21 - 2013-09-21 03:33:07 UTC
I'm tubeborn, you dolt.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Podre Solette
Doomheim
#22 - 2013-09-21 03:44:40 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
I'm tubeborn, you dolt.
Well than go ask a State geneticist for a hug.
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#23 - 2013-09-21 03:51:29 UTC
Free hugs! Limited time offer!
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#24 - 2013-09-21 04:26:58 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
Free hugs! Limited time offer!


What's the catch?

-Eran
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#25 - 2013-09-21 04:52:35 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Scherezad wrote:
Free hugs! Limited time offer!


What's the catch?

-Eran


Sometimes there is no catch.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#26 - 2013-09-21 04:59:45 UTC
Podre Solette wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
I'm tubeborn, you dolt.
Well than go ask a State geneticist for a hug.


Real Civire men don't hug. They headbutt.

Failing that, stroking each others beards.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Isis Dea
Society of Adrift Hope
#27 - 2013-09-21 06:28:10 UTC
And real Civire women? o.o

More Character Customization :: Especially compared to what we had in 2003...

Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#28 - 2013-09-21 06:39:31 UTC
Real Civire women still headbutt, except they have mustaches and not full beards.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#29 - 2013-09-21 06:40:05 UTC
Isis Dea wrote:
And real Civire women? o.o


Prefer vodka to chardonnay.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26

Isis Dea
Society of Adrift Hope
#30 - 2013-09-21 06:46:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Isis Dea
Constantin Baracca wrote:
Isis Dea wrote:
And real Civire women? o.o


Prefer vodka to chardonnay.


Well.. then........... *hides her bottle of champagne*



Scherezad wrote:
Eran Mintor wrote:
Scherezad wrote:
Free hugs! Limited time offer!


What's the catch?

-Eran


Sometimes there is no catch.


*would totally catch Scherezad* :3

More Character Customization :: Especially compared to what we had in 2003...

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#31 - 2013-09-21 06:58:20 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
Free hugs! Limited time offer!


I'll take two, Schere-suuolo.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#32 - 2013-09-21 07:17:12 UTC
Isis Dea wrote:
Constantin Baracca wrote:
Isis Dea wrote:
And real Civire women? o.o


Prefer vodka to chardonnay.


Well.. then........... *hides her bottle of champagne*


I do have a bottle of 20-year aged cognac handy.

My poison of choice.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26

Kaid Hayden
Seven Stars Search and Rescue
#33 - 2013-09-21 07:22:33 UTC
So hugs and drink; who's down for meeting up 'n catching a game?

Wow, I wish all gutter press threads followed this curve.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#34 - 2013-09-21 08:44:14 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Podre Solette wrote:
This gives me an idea, lets steal an Imperial Navy Apocalypse and use it to carve a giant image of a vagina into the face of Caldari Prime, then blame it on the Amarrians, whos with me?


I've always wondered EXACTLY what it would take to crack the crystal boulevard. Who's with me?

For science.

Just make me a cyno there, and I will show you, how to make crystal into glass.

For science.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.

Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#35 - 2013-09-21 09:10:45 UTC
It's not that he wanted kick the moon out of orbit to hit the planet it was orbiting.

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#36 - 2013-09-21 13:20:18 UTC
Woe to he who presents himself before God at the Judgement having desecrated God's creation by carving male organs into it. He shall be cast into the Pit, and for all eternity the demons shall cut off and reattach his male organs. Yea, even the nerves shall be reattached after each cutting, because God is just.

Amen. Amarr Victor.
Podre Solette
Doomheim
#37 - 2013-09-21 16:02:02 UTC
Woe to he who presents himself before Amarrian god at the Amarrian judgement holiday having desecrated Amarrian god's creation by carving female organ into it. He shall be cast into the Pit, and for all eternity the demons shall........?

Just curious... Roll
Constantin Baracca
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#38 - 2013-09-21 17:04:13 UTC
Podre Solette wrote:
Woe to he who presents himself before Amarrian god at the Amarrian judgement holiday having desecrated Amarrian god's creation by carving female organ into it. He shall be cast into the Pit, and for all eternity the demons shall........?

Just curious... Roll


Shall what? Shall probably wonder how that canyon with the mountain at the very end geologically affects water distribution.

"What good will it be for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul?"

-Matthew 16:26

chaosjj
Doomheim
#39 - 2013-09-22 15:53:37 UTC
Podre Solette wrote:
This gives me an idea, lets steal an Imperial Navy Apocalypse and use it to carve a giant image of a vagina into the face of Caldari Prime, then blame it on the Amarrians, whos with me?


Perhaps after finishing carving said structure, someone should ram a Phoebos into it.
All in the name of scientific accuracy ofcourse.Twisted
Fredfredbug4
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2013-09-22 18:08:06 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

Just make me a cyno there, and I will show you, how to make crystal into glass.

For science.


It would take anti-matter charges from Dreadnaught class weaponry just to pierce the first out of many layers of crystal. The first layer is the weakest mind you, so you'd need much more firepower to get through the rest. You would probably need a titan's doomsday device to get through it.

If lives and property weren't at risk I too would actually be interested to see what it would take.

Watch_ Fred Fred Frederation_ and stop [u]cryptozoologist[/u]! Fight against the brutal genocide of fictional creatures across New Eden! Is that a metaphor? Probably not, but the fru-fru- people will sure love it!

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