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The Future of "Experimental Fun Times Corp"! Home of James 315.

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Super Spicey Ramen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-09-19 22:43:33 UTC
Good evening all.

If you have a keen eye, you may have noticed that James 315 (The self proclaimed father of highsec) has changed his corporation name ever so slightly . And if you have an even keener eye, you may have noticed that i now posses Experimental Fun Times Corp. Yes; due to an unfortunate circumstance during the reconstruction of his corporation after fleeing a wardeck, james 315 has lost his original corporation he founded to assist in his work.

This sad turn of events has left many new order agents in sorrow seeing their glorious leader driven from his home. however, not all hope is lost. as i stated, i was fortunate enough to be on standby so that i could rescue Experimental Fun Times Corp before it was forever lost in the shadows.

So by now i know what you're all wondering. what will become of Experimental Fun Times? Will James ever again be in possession of his humble creation? Will it ever see work again in the tear filled systems of highsec? why do the corporation hangars smell like old people? These are all excellent questions, but i'm afraid i don't have time right at this moment to answer them. But i believe in approx 24 hours i can find time to explain what the future will be of this lovely corporation. or more precisely, where the future will start.

Until then, carry on glorious capsuleers! let not the future of Experimental Fun Times Corp trouble you're thoughts. rest safe knowing that its future is secured!

~Spicey
Super Spicey Ramen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-09-19 22:43:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Super Spicey Ramen
I would like to thank all of you for your infinite patience during the waiting period.


So without further ado, i hereby announce the auction of the official original "Experimental Fun Times Corp"! Yes, you heard right. now you have the opportunity to own a piece of Eve history in a one time auction!

So how will this work? well i'm glad you asked, as its fairly simple. The auction will take place as an actual in game contract auction under my name with the title "Ownership of Experimental Fun Times" corp!". this auction will last 7 days starting around the time of this post. so all you need to do is find the contract titled above and bid! however, there are a few details i wish to make clear:


  • Bidding will start at, you guessed it, 10 million isk!

  • There is no buyout. please don't ask for a price.

  • Once bidding is done, i will accept an application from the winning character into Experimental Fun Times.

  • i will only accept the application from the name of the toon that wins the auction, so make sure when you vote its with the toon that will take possession of Experimental Fun Times.

  • Once the winning toon is in corp, i will step down and leave the corporation.


In closing, let me assure you that no ISK from this auction will fund new order activities, but will instead go into funds to assist in the buying and pew-pew'ing of navy cruisers. Bid with confidence, and thank you for your interests!

~Spicey
Super Spicey Ramen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-09-19 22:44:12 UTC
Also reserved.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#4 - 2013-09-19 22:54:37 UTC
I'm really trying to care, it's just not working.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Captain Tardbar
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-09-19 22:57:01 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
I'm really trying to care, it's just not working.



Wow. I am not even able to try to care.

Looking to talk on VOIP with other EVE players? Are you new and need help with EVE (welfare) or looking for advice? Looking for adversarial debate with angry people?

Captain Tardbar's Voice Discord Server
Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-09-19 22:57:22 UTC
James alt spotted.

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal
Rengerel en Distel
#7 - 2013-09-19 23:04:14 UTC
Ok, so who gets to petition that the other corp is breaking the TOS?

With the increase in shiptoasting, the Report timer needs to be shortened.
SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-09-19 23:09:46 UTC
I do not approve.

I disagree
Peter Raptor
Galactic Hawks
#9 - 2013-09-19 23:22:46 UTC
You mean your glorious fearless leader is a chicken?

Evelopedia; 

The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion  †  
That Seems Legit
State War Academy
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-09-19 23:34:23 UTC
A keen eye? You mean if I was a james 315 alt I'd have noticed. Cus no one else gives a damn.

Damns - you're ugly - and that's a compliment from me. -Large Collidable Object Seeking donations for facial reconstructive surgery, every little bit helps!

ACE McFACE
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-09-19 23:59:20 UTC
Hey James/Galaxy Chicken/Galaxy whatever the other one is called.

Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.
Super Spicey Ramen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-09-20 00:27:29 UTC
Peter Raptor wrote:
You mean your glorious fearless leader is a chicken?


He's no leader of mine. However, chicken wouldn't be a bad word; considering some situations he's gotten himself into.
Eggs Ackley
#13 - 2013-09-20 00:55:44 UTC
Certainly good at self-promotion although useless otherwise.
Benny Ohu
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-09-20 01:05:45 UTC
Is this the ultimate final victory of the bot-aspirant carebears? Shocked




















No, it isn't.
bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#15 - 2013-09-20 01:05:45 UTC  |  Edited by: bloodknight2
So...the "father of empire" left (ran away...) his corp because he had a few wardecs?

EDIT : maybe it is unusal for him to have a target shooting back...
Super Spicey Ramen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-09-20 01:12:32 UTC
bloodknight2 wrote:
So...the "father of empire" left (ran away...) his corp because he had a few wardecs?

EDIT : maybe it is unusal for him to have a target shooting back...


It does seem unusual that a man claiming to fly invincible ships will fold and remake his 1-man corp at the first sign of a wardeck. however i, for one, saw fit not to complain; but to take advantage of such a situation. and in so doing i "aquired" his corporation during such a reform.
Tarn Kugisa
Kugisa Dynamics
#17 - 2013-09-20 01:16:52 UTC
inb4lock

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to troll everyone you meet - KuroVolt
Blondie Rhoads
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-09-20 01:21:00 UTC
Hedging this doesn't get locked....

Reserved...
Diablo Ex
Nocturne Holdings
#19 - 2013-09-20 02:16:08 UTC
Let me guess...
First order of business... all current mining permits are now null & void.
Miners must now apply (and pay) for new mining permits.

Diablo Ex Machina - "I'm not here to fix your problem"
Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2013-09-20 02:19:10 UTC
Is this what passes for content in hisec these days?

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise
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