Out of Pod Experience

How about pancake?

What.. it's got cake in it.

Delicious cake!

:3

Is it weird that this cake instantly reminded me of Miley Cyrus?

The Condesce’s Red Velvet Cake of Imperial Worth.

PREP TIME 15 minutes
TOTAL TIME 45 minutes
SERVINGS 12

Ingredients:

• 1/2 Cup Shortening
• 1 1/2 Cups White Sugar
• 3 Spoonfulls Hate
• 2 Eggs
• 2 Tablespoons Cocoa
• 4 Tablespoons Red Food Coloring
• 1/2 Cup Excitement
• 1 Teaspoon Salt
• 1 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract
• 1 Cup Buttermilk
• 500 Grams OBEY
• 2 1/2 Cups Sifted All-Purpose Flour
• 1 1/2 Teaspoons Baking Soda
• 1 Tablespoon Distilled White Vinegar
• 2 Pinches of CEASE REPRODUCTION
• 5 Tablespoons All-Purpose Flour
• 1 Cup Milk
• 1 Cup Torture
• 1 Cup White Sugar
• 1 Cup Butter
• 1 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract

1. Grease two 9 inch round pans. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Tie a lowblood to your ship and make him power it.
3. Cream shortening and 1 1/2 cups sugar WELL. Add eggs and beat well. Make sure they’re dead.
4. Make a paste of cocoa and red food coloring. Add to creamed mixture. Mix salt, 1 teaspoon vanilla and buttermilk together. Add alternately the flour with the milk mixture to the creamed mixture. Mix soda and vinegar and FOLD INTO CAKE BATTER. DON’T BEAT OR STIR NOW. IT’S ALREADY DEAD.
5. Bake for 30 minutes.
6. Check on lowblood. Come back.
7. To Make Icing: Cook 5 Tablespoons flour and milk over low heat till thick, stirring constantly. LET COOL THOROUGHLY! While cooling, cream 1 cups sugar, butter and 1 teaspoon vanilla. Beat this well till light and fluffy. Add to flour mixture and beat until of a good spreading consistency. DON’T ICE CAKE TILL COOL. OR I WILL KILL YOU.

Alas Betty Crocker took down the original page so I had to copy it from some tumblr blog post. The fact that it exists at all though is awesome though.

is there a cake made of lies?

Well it might seem so but when teachers and students almost live together (think its called boarding school in English) you get to know each other "outside" off the classroom so practical jokes like this is more..acceptable i guess you can call it.

Will admit they did one towards me and a friend that actually ended up with me spending 5 minutes yelling at them, them another 2 weeks glaring at the teacher in question whenever i saw him. They were making a "home video" or something like that for a school celebration and they thought it would be hilarious to see my reaction when they claimed that my room mate got kicked out for boiling one of her pets alive for fun. Needless to say this being a religious school and me using very..colorful language to describe how idiotic their claims were it never made the video

And btw, finally i can like one of your posts! Have wanted to so many times just because of your names but normally i only see your posts when you lock threads so i have not been able too

Kouign Amann Recipe
Screw diets.

Better Than Sex Cake


Ingredients

1 (18.25 ounce) package devil's food cake mix
1/2 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
6 ounces caramel ice cream topping
3 (1.4 ounce) bars chocolate covered toffee, chopped
1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed




Metric US Original recipe yields 1 - 9x13 inch cake

Directions

Bake cake according to package directions for a 9x13 inch pan; cool on wire rack for 5 minutes. Make slits across the top of the cake, making sure not to go through to the bottom.
In a saucepan over low heat, combine sweetened condensed milk and caramel topping, stirring until smooth and blended. Slowly pour the warm topping mixture over the top of the warm cake, letting it sink into the slits; then sprinkle the crushed chocolate toffee bars liberally across the entire cake while still warm. (Hint: I crush my candy bars into small chunks as opposed to crumbs - I like to have pieces I can chew on!)
Let cake cool completely, then top with whipped topping. Decorate the top of the cake with some more chocolate toffee bar chunks and swirls of caramel topping. Refrigerate and serve right from the pan!

Have been watching this thread and have finally decided to participate.

First, I will add that if cake gets dried out a little too much from sitting in the fridge (say whut?) I've found it delightful to put a slice in a bowl with some milk. Makes it tasty.

Now, a recipe. I've heard some call it a "Poke" cake but I've always heard it called a "Jello Cake". It's great as a hot day dessert.

Jello Cake

1 Boxed cake mix (usually white or yellow cake)
1 Small box of Jello Gelatin (pick a flavor)
1 Large box of Jello Pudding (Instant, usually vanilla or white chocolate)
1 Container of Cool Whip or your favorite whipped cream.


1. Make the cake per the boxed instructions. Allow to cool slightly.
2. Take a fork and poke holes through the top/crust of the cooled cake. Dont be shy, but dont butcher it either.
3. Prepare the gelatin as per the instructions on the box but instead of allowing it to solidify, pour the warm gelatin liquid on top of the cake, making sure it soaks into the savagery you performed on it.
4. Refridgerate. As cake is cooling, prepare the Jello Pudding mix per instructions. When pudding has set, "frost" the cake with the mixed pudding and allow to cool completely.
5. When cake has completely cooled, cover the pudding with the Cool Whip/Whipped Cream.

Devour as you see fit. Experiment!

Whoa whoa whoa. That's an awful lot of box mixes I see being used. Round these parts, we don't use box mixes. Needs more recipes without box mixes. Thanks.