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I have a confession

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Lord Ryan
True Xero
#1 - 2013-09-11 19:09:36 UTC
I am not really the Lord. Please don't ban me.

Do not assume anything above this line was typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.

Barzai Mekhar
True Confusion
#2 - 2013-09-11 19:11:52 UTC
Well while we're at it - I'm batman!
Azami Nevinyrall
172.0.0.1
#3 - 2013-09-11 19:12:33 UTC
IB4L


Gotta love all the butthurt lately...

...

Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#4 - 2013-09-11 19:14:04 UTC
My confession is that there isn't really an "EvE community"... and that everybody posting on these forums is an alt of me. There are only 3 people that actually play EvE. Me... you... and this one guy.

Signatures should be used responsibly...

Larg Kellein
Bacon Appreciation Society
#5 - 2013-09-11 19:14:06 UTC
Are you at least called Ryan, or was it all vicious lies?
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#6 - 2013-09-11 19:14:24 UTC
I'm not really Spartacus.

/not for another 49 days anyway.

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Neithra Drakon
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2013-09-11 19:15:00 UTC
Please, do stop being so wildly original.

What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds, a parasite asks, 'Where's my share?' A man creates, a parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents, a parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...'  -AR

Rhes
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-09-11 19:16:44 UTC
Three days later and I still don't know how babby is formed.

EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay - CCP Rise

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2013-09-11 20:28:38 UTC
While were confessing, Im not all that unsuccessful.





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Plastic Psycho
Necro-Economics
#10 - 2013-09-11 20:50:04 UTC
I might be a touch unstable.
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#11 - 2013-09-11 20:54:05 UTC
I am really the personification of genocidal violence, so I'm not impersonating anything.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#12 - 2013-09-11 21:01:07 UTC
I am Ralph Wiggum and I wear pants, on my head.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

New Player FAQ

Feyd's Survival Pack

Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#13 - 2013-09-11 21:16:50 UTC
Im not a rainbow

Zimmy Zeta - I f*cking love martinis. the original ones, with gin, not that vodka martini crap. Your old Friends can use me for 7 days, free!!!

Amarant'h
Council of Exiles
Brave Collective
#14 - 2013-09-11 21:23:37 UTC
Im not flying space ships in real life... I know, you must be shocked now.
Skywalker
TEMPLAR.
The Initiative.
#15 - 2013-09-11 21:28:59 UTC
I'm not Skywalker, really...i mean, just take a look at me.
Jada Maroo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-09-11 21:52:31 UTC
I only read confessions in bear format.
Neesha Marinn
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-09-11 21:56:56 UTC
I prefer confessions during a party.

Wid sum Tequila, Whiskey.
KnowUsByTheDead
Sunlight...Through The Blight.
#18 - 2013-09-11 22:36:15 UTC
Gotta love these threads...I hope they continue for some time.

My confession?

I am most definitely not Samuel L. Jackson.

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.

Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#19 - 2013-09-11 22:41:56 UTC
I am not a real lady.

Pleese be gentle, no ban pleese.

Concord Approved Trader

Tweety Bird
Tackled In Belt
#20 - 2013-09-11 22:47:28 UTC
I don't have a monocle IRL and I have no friends and I sometimes touch myself and I may have shot some people that didn't do anything wrong and I don't have a facebook and I'm a pl cyno alt.
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