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Dumb noob fitting issues

First post
Magician MangSato
#1 - 2013-09-09 07:33:00 UTC
Okay... I am a little perplexed about some ship fitting issues. First as an example, I want to fly Frigate A,
a Hodari Blopmess which is a hull burst tank bling pimp cane, firing duel T2 singularity smooth bore evicerators for
XXX dps@WTF Range. Which is the standard PeeVeePee big dog leg **** fit. Soooo to the usual fitting refs and sites
go me.

On these sites are the help[fu construtive posts of the all knowing EEEfTee's. Who fail rate the fit because a
NoobSuck ButtSticker uber hoopty kite with a Overlord Twinkie spurter will kill my Blopmess in 4 nanofags.

Now the odds of a NoobSuck Sticker uber hoopty kite with a Overlord Twinkie spurter being flown by a Max Skill chinese farmer engaging me is calculated as the coefficient of improbability or Just not going to happen.

Yet EEEfTee's who have no kills in any of the hulls wail and curse upon all fits.

WTF.???? Over. +1 my engorged organ.

New Eden seems to be overpopulated by alot of individuals who spend an inordinate amount of time.........talking about PVP and not flying PVP.

Soo out I go in my Shite Fit and somehow. I win.

What am I doing wrong????? :p.
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-09-09 15:00:02 UTC
Wrong forum.

Mods please move to Comedy Forum.

Life is short and dinner time is chancy

Eat dessert first!

Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#3 - 2013-09-09 15:10:32 UTC
... Somebody translate this for me...

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."

CCP Falcon
#4 - 2013-09-09 16:02:16 UTC

I don't even know what this thread is supposed to mean... What?

Locked for being uh... devoid of any content or sense.


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