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My quarters doors are always malfunctioning.
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2011-11-14 17:09:19 UTC
Every station which I, Lord Vaari Valius of the Sosan VII, archbishop of the Church of Providence, golden mountain, carrier of the Heaven light, self proclaimed prophet, speaker of unquestioned truth, bane of the witches, founder and despot of the Imperial Pharmacy, guardian angel of Providence and many more impressive titles, grant the honor of recieving my visit, has my quarter door to other parts of the station malfunctioning!

I have tried perhaps 95 different space station, but every time door is stuck. When I can expect proper station services my impressive rank and old age should allow me to have?

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Villandra Chassind
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2011-11-14 17:10:32 UTC
Never.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-11-14 17:12:22 UTC

Not so soon.
Like ... maybe next year, maybe the year after that.

That's it.

There are dozens of threads about this topic already.
Thanks for being so original and making a new one, genius,
which will get filled with the same bullshit as all the others.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-11-14 17:13:11 UTC
Villandra Chassind wrote:
Never.



Funny.
I wanted to response in the exact same way,
but then thought i'd write some more instead.

Would have been epic if we'd posted the same word at the same time,
including the full-stop at the end. xD
Vincent Gaines
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-11-14 17:13:25 UTC
There's a shortcut to making it work properly: ctrl+q

Not a diplo. 

The above post was edited for spelling.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#6 - 2011-11-14 17:14:14 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:

Not so soon.
Like ... maybe next year, maybe the year after that.

That's it.

There are dozens of threads about this topic already.
Thanks for being so original and making a new one, genius,
which will get filled with the same bullshit as all the others.


Your mother tit was rotten out when you first time put our worm infested and poisonous tongue to it as a child.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-11-14 17:15:13 UTC
Isn't 95 a heretical number?

Mr. Science & Trade Institute, EVE Online Lorebook 

Knug LiDi
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-11-14 17:16:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Knug LiDi
Quote:

I have tried perhaps 95 different space station, but every time door is stuck.


Last time I checked, the door was doing its job - keeping you inside your CQ where the atmosphere is safe.

Do us a favour, try the window next time.

If only we could fall into a woman's arms

without falling into her hands
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#9 - 2011-11-14 17:17:22 UTC
Last night, there was someone banging on my door, calling for help and groaning in pain; but there was nothing I could do to help. Neither would the door open, nor did the station comm work to get some medics to my quarters.

Judging by the smell this morning, someone died a bloody death that night. I fear no one will come and clean the corpse up.

This may indeed force me to undock and go to another station with a hopefully more clean and less smelly quarter.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-11-14 17:25:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Solstice Project
Vaari wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:

Not so soon.
Like ... maybe next year, maybe the year after that.

That's it.

There are dozens of threads about this topic already.
Thanks for being so original and making a new one, genius,
which will get filled with the same bullshit as all the others.


Your mother tit was rotten out when you first time put our worm infested and poisonous tongue to it as a child.



Wow, that's a very smart response.
What a great personality you have.

Not only you made this thread, now this response too ... wow, i'm so impressed !

Now go play with the other kids again...
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2011-11-14 17:26:40 UTC

Oh and ...

Please lock for spam and no actual content.
Daedalus Arcova
The Scope
#12 - 2011-11-14 17:33:42 UTC
What about the other door? You know, the one that won't close.