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Sensitive document relating to the assault on Caldari Prime goes missing

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Gabriel Darkefyre
Gradient
Electus Matari
#21 - 2013-09-02 14:37:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Gabriel Darkefyre
Alex Etolle wrote:
*sweatdrops* Well, this can't be good... in my experience, when something like this happens, it usually means that the Federal Intelligence Office along with the Black Eagles are going to not be happy and, unfortunately, most likely end up with innocents dead. As a former Black Eagle, whoever was stupid enough to steal such sensitive documents better hope I don't find them, otherwise they are in for a lot of hurt...


Never attribute to Malice what can be attributed to Incompetence. I'd suspect we'll find that some idiot senator left his copy on an Interbus Shuttle by mistake and it'll turn up on some Garbage Heap.

Given that they're not even sure which senator's copy has gone missing, I'd say their Document Control Procedures need an urgent Review.
Maris Verdure
Ataraxia Pharmacies
#22 - 2013-09-02 16:48:50 UTC
Uhm.

The dossier was solely physical? Not electronic or holoimaged, just out there as is so any idiot could pick it up and read it, not walled up on a single box behind a block of access keys unique to each Senator and the document architect ... holy crap, I...

Wait. What was I saying?
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#23 - 2013-09-02 16:51:26 UTC
It's not uncommon for particularly sensitive information to exist solely on isolated hardware requiring connection to a specialised reader on an encrypted, austistic mode, platform. These platforms generally require additional biometric authorisation and passcodes to activate and the information media itself may require ADDITIONAL security steps.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Maris Verdure
Ataraxia Pharmacies
#24 - 2013-09-02 17:00:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Maris Verdure
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
It's not uncommon for particularly sensitive information to exist solely on isolated hardware requiring connection to a specialised reader on an encrypted, austistic mode, platform. These platforms generally require additional biometric authorisation and passcodes to activate and the information media itself may require ADDITIONAL security steps.



Uh huh. Exactly what was I trying not to say, because ... uhm ... maybe there's a reason the news is saying 'a dossier was lost' rather than 'someone with access to a FedNav lockbox just walked off with it'.

Or maybe there isn't. Yep. No reason at all. I can see that.
iyammarrok
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2013-09-02 19:48:51 UTC
Does anyone else find it somewhat amusing how many former black eagles have been popping up in recent months?

Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated.

Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#26 - 2013-09-03 06:19:00 UTC
iyammarrok wrote:
Does anyone else find it somewhat amusing how many former black eagles have been popping up in recent months?


It is curious, if not skeptical, considering that's something I'd imagine most people would want to keep to themselves.


Anyways, Tuulinen, I must ask; why the sudden change in your public portrait to one well below your chin? I find myself oddly itchy as if I feel prickles on my eyes while I look at your stubble...I hope you're not impying your greater than other people by looking over their heads simply because you can scratch their face!

Please mind my humor-the last time I made a joke a thread got deleted...

-Eran
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#27 - 2013-09-03 07:15:43 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
iyammarrok wrote:
Does anyone else find it somewhat amusing how many former black eagles have been popping up in recent months?


It is curious, if not skeptical, considering that's something I'd imagine most people would want to keep to themselves.


Anyways, Tuulinen, I must ask; why the sudden change in your public portrait to one well below your chin? I find myself oddly itchy as if I feel prickles on my eyes while I look at your stubble...I hope you're not impying your greater than other people by looking over their heads simply because you can scratch their face!

Please mind my humor-the last time I made a joke a thread got deleted...

-Eran



I... What the?

From the angle of that shot I think I know who it was. Someone I had to carry home last night and who has access to my data accounts...

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#28 - 2013-09-03 07:23:36 UTC
I hope you're refering to your wife...

-Eran
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#29 - 2013-09-03 10:23:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Eran Mintor wrote:
I hope you're refering to your wife...

-Eran


I would assume so, given the night in question. I doubt it was the other guest, since as the advice goes: "Leave a passed out drunk Civire man where they lie unless you like moving mountains."

It's also a good way not to end up in a sickbay with a slipped vertebrae and a painful hernia.

And jaijii always question why Caldari bars always have a forklift in the back-rooms and give confused looks when the answer is, "Well, you know Civire men and alcohol."

That is why forklift operation is such an essential element to being a corporate security professional in the State. You should watch the next inter-Mega games and the ubiquitous drunken Civire forklift toss one of these days.

I think the last time I did it, I managed 11.35 metres but I always was terrible on the clutch and handbrake.

Kurilaivonen|Concern

Confliktus
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-09-03 11:34:06 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Fredfredbug4 wrote:
Time for the Black Eagles to step in and ruin the lives of thousands of people while still failing to catch the perpetrator.

I often debate with myself on the nature of the Black Eagles. I feel like without the Black Eagles we would lose our freedoms to the enemy at the gates, but with them we would lose our freedom to... ourselves.

You care too much about such criminal and evil concept as freedom.
This is why the Federation must be destroyed.


If it weren't for the small fact that you are Caldari from birth , i'd say you are the perfect candidate for the Black Eagles or the Blood Raiders citizen Kim.


So much misguided hatred in every comunication from you...
Anslo
Scope Works
#31 - 2013-09-03 13:22:43 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Eran Mintor wrote:
iyammarrok wrote:
Does anyone else find it somewhat amusing how many former black eagles have been popping up in recent months?


It is curious, if not skeptical, considering that's something I'd imagine most people would want to keep to themselves.


Anyways, Tuulinen, I must ask; why the sudden change in your public portrait to one well below your chin? I find myself oddly itchy as if I feel prickles on my eyes while I look at your stubble...I hope you're not impying your greater than other people by looking over their heads simply because you can scratch their face!

Please mind my humor-the last time I made a joke a thread got deleted...

-Eran



I... What the?

From the angle of that shot I think I know who it was. Someone I had to carry home last night and who has access to my data accounts...

Someone needs a review of digital security protocols. Heheheh.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Andrea Okazon
Laurentson INC
#32 - 2013-09-03 16:31:41 UTC
I was unable to process or comment on this disturbing political development because of Pieter's chin.

Just like the hacker must have planned. They know I'm the only one who could stop them.
Shintoko Akahoshi
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-09-03 17:27:49 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
iyammarrok wrote:
Does anyone else find it somewhat amusing how many former black eagles have been popping up in recent months?


It is curious, if not skeptical, considering that's something I'd imagine most people would want to keep to themselves.


Expiation usually requires some sort of confession.

Bio and writing

(Nothing I say is indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated)

Marcus Vatalaen
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2013-09-03 18:38:20 UTC
Well ain't this a whole passel of bad news. Here's to hoping the FIO are able to plug their leak before anyone takes it into thier heads to do something dumb.
TomHorn
Horn Brothers Holdings Inc.
#35 - 2013-09-03 18:45:46 UTC
There are many nation who would like to see these missing documents. Let us hope that it is a whistleblower who has these documents, and will leak it out for all to see.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#36 - 2013-09-03 23:32:30 UTC
TomHorn wrote:
There are many nation who would like to see these missing documents. Let us hope that it is a whistleblower who has these documents, and will leak it out for all to see.


Why the drama? You and I both know it'll run along the lines of "Mission Accomplished - but WAY more expensive than we hoped. Plus we almost killed a planet because we couldn't control our raging erections."

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

TomHorn
Horn Brothers Holdings Inc.
#37 - 2013-09-04 00:27:11 UTC
Quote:
Why the drama? You and I both know it'll run along the lines of "Mission Accomplished - but WAY more expensive than we hoped.


No drama Pieter. Until you get to see the document you dont know what maybe in there. More than likely what you say, or maybe something of interest.

Quote:
Plus we almost killed a planet because we couldn't control our raging erections."


Perils of the war. One thing leads to another. When two powerful nations come to blows with the weapon we have at our finger tips bad things can happen. Im sure it was not planned , im glad it did not happen. Caldari Prime is home.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#38 - 2013-09-04 01:10:36 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
I hope you're refering to your wife...

-Eran


I'm going to name and shame her. Desiderya Tuulinen-haani, if you're sober enough to take sneaky pictures and update my avatar, then you're sober enough to at LEAST push the damn buttons for the elevator.

Seriously, woman!

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Vikarion
Doomheim
#39 - 2013-09-04 02:13:05 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
TomHorn wrote:
There are many nation who would like to see these missing documents. Let us hope that it is a whistleblower who has these documents, and will leak it out for all to see.


Why the drama? You and I both know it'll run along the lines of "Mission Accomplished - but WAY more expensive than we hoped. Plus we almost killed a planet because we couldn't control our raging erections."


But it isn't really, is it? The mission - what Roden promised - was to return Caldari Prime to the Gallente Federation. And, it hasn't been returned, has it? It's mostly under State control, administered by State-paid security services. Oops.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#40 - 2013-09-04 02:28:06 UTC
That wasn't their primary objective though, was it? I thought getting the Shiigeru out of Luminaire was?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.