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Eve = Sociopath's Playground
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
Dumbing down of Eve Online will result in it's destruction...
"Remember when dealing with human beings you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures driven by emotion and vanity."
Tell me again about how every playstyle you dont engage in "doesn't require any effort" and everyone who does it needs to die in a fire. Be sure to mention about how you tried it once but it was too easy/boring/ethnic-homophobic slur.
Oh god.
Sanity is fun leaving the body.
"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."
One of ours, ten of theirs.
Best Meltdown Ever.
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?
“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104