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I have been tricked!

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Alpheias
The Khaleph
#1 - 2013-08-30 23:11:09 UTC
By my missus into going to her parents for dinner... Sad

I seriously feel like this (SFW)

Help me OOPE, you are my only hope!

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.

Caleidascope
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-08-30 23:12:28 UTC
You deserve it.

Life is short and dinner time is chancy

Eat dessert first!

Winterblink
#3 - 2013-08-30 23:12:38 UTC
You have a tail?
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2013-08-30 23:14:53 UTC
disengage brain, attempt no talk.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right

Pepper Swift
Perkone
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-08-30 23:59:08 UTC
do you want smexy time? i suggest you go. make small talk.

What I need most.. is a day between Saturday and Sunday...

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#6 - 2013-08-31 00:02:32 UTC
Grimpak wrote:
disengage brain, attempt no talk.

This.^

Be polite, too. Smile a little, drink very little, laugh at their jokes.
You will be rewarded later.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#7 - 2013-08-31 01:06:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Akita T
You don't have to talk if your mouth is full. Keep it that way. Chew sloooo oo o oo oooowly.
Gesture for seconds. And thirds. Make "this food is great" nonverbal noises. Thumb-em-up.

Disclaimer: do so at your own risk, expect problems.
Graygor
1kB Realty
#8 - 2013-08-31 02:02:19 UTC
Akita T wrote:
You don't have to talk if your mouth is full. Keep it that way. Chew sloooo oo o oo oooowly.
Gesture for seconds. And thirds. Make "this food is great" nonverbal noises. Thumb-em-up.

Disclaimer: do so at your own risk, expect problems.


In an equal case, should the food prove to be the opposite and quite awful. Heed the advice of Queen Victoria to her daughter.

Lie back and think of (nation goes here) while swallowing every mouthful with good humour.

And if you lack children, just grin and bear your mother laws nagging about sprogs. Or equally hint that maybe you and the mrs could attempt to make some now between the main dish and pudding. That should keep them quiet for months.

That has worked in my experience.

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate

Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#9 - 2013-08-31 02:30:59 UTC
oh, it won't be that bad!
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-08-31 02:50:35 UTC
My in-laws love me Bear

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Alice Saki
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#11 - 2013-08-31 07:12:03 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
My in-laws love me Bear



I still have trouble imagining why :D

FREEZE! Drop the LIKES AND WALK AWAY! - Currenly rebuilding gaming machine, I will Return.

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-08-31 09:43:29 UTC
Impress them. Talk about internet spaceships all evening. Cool

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#13 - 2013-08-31 09:57:07 UTC
I hope that lutefisk was served because you made this thread. X

Yeeee! 

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
#14 - 2013-08-31 11:45:59 UTC
On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P
Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#15 - 2013-08-31 13:14:45 UTC
Akita T wrote:
You don't have to talk if your mouth is full. Keep it that way. Chew sloooo oo o oo oooowly.
Gesture for seconds. And thirds. Make "this food is great" nonverbal noises. Thumb-em-up.

Disclaimer: do so at your own risk, expect problems.



Also, make distracting yummy-sounds.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2013-08-31 13:15:52 UTC
Akita T wrote:
On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P
Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!

well ****, congrats to the father. guess we'll be seeing you less and less around here.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right

Alpheias
The Khaleph
#17 - 2013-08-31 13:42:47 UTC
Akita T wrote:
On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P
Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!


You dumb ****. Why did you have to do that? I don't want to be the one that becomes everyone' go to guy for computer advice. Cry

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-08-31 14:41:14 UTC
Akita T wrote:
On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P
Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!


Wow, congratulations, Akita.

I hope you will raise him to become a good miner and cynoalt. Blink

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#19 - 2013-08-31 16:22:37 UTC
Grimpak wrote:
Akita T wrote:
On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P
Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!

well ****, congrats to the father. guess we'll be seeing you less and less around here.

I see what you did there.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-08-31 16:39:11 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Grimpak wrote:
Akita T wrote:
On a completely unrelated note, as a thread hijack attempt, I am a parent now as of almost exactly 24 hours ago :P
Boy, 3.2 kg, 53 cm, c-section. Good bye free time!

well ****, congrats to the father. guess we'll be seeing you less and less around here.

I see what you did there.

quite the opposite of what you think, actually.

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right

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