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stories from nullsec...

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Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
#1 - 2013-08-30 10:44:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Harry Forever


Nullbear: hey, an enemie is in the system
Crazy nullbear: oh ****
Nullbear: **** man
Crazy nullbear: hey, why not just dock?
Nullbear: hmmm...
Crazy nullbear: they can't shoot our stuff, muhahaha!
Nullbear: hell yea!

Crazy nullbear: *docking*
Nullbear: *docking*

this is EvE



Nullbear: oh man ****, some people did take sov close by
Crazy nullbear: oh ****
Nullbear: ****, what are we gonna do?
Crazy nullbear: **** man, fight?
Nullbear: hell no!
Crazy nullbear: muahaha, why not be friends with them?
Nullbear: lol, **** you are smart

Crazy nullbear: *snoring*
Nullbear: *snoring*

this is EvE



Nullbear: *waking up* ****
Crazy nullbear: ****! whats going on?
Nullbear: they changed something in the game!
Crazy nullbear: oh **** man, what?
Nullbear: moons are important now!
Crazy nullbear: **** man, we need to play?
Nullbear: I think so!
Crazy nullbear: **** we are ******
Nullbear: oh **** man, oh ******* ****
Crazy nullbear: this is hell man, ******* hell

this is EvE



Nullbear: ****! my hauler was shotdown by harry forever!
Crazy nullbera: oh ****! you are doomed!
Nullbear: but why? what should i do?!
Crzay nullbear: **** man, just trash him with your tengu!
Nullbear: hell yea! *undocking*
Crazy nullbear: did you get him?!
Nullbear: what the ****? alone??
Crazy nullbear: oh **** you are right! *calling friends*

2 days later

Nullbear: **** man! where is he?
Crazy nullbear: ******* afk cloaker!

is this EvE?
William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#2 - 2013-08-30 10:54:18 UTC
10/10 Harry Forever thread. 39 pages long before Harry asks for lock. Calling it.

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ノ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)

Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
#3 - 2013-08-30 10:59:02 UTC
William Walker wrote:
10/10 Harry Forever thread. 39 pages long before Harry asks for lock. Calling it.


those stories are cool :D i make a series out of it :'D stories from nullsec Season 1 :DD
Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility
#4 - 2013-08-30 11:03:48 UTC
i liked the part where nullbear 1's pistol stopped working, and to see what was broken he looked down the barrel and pulled the trigger
S'Way
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-08-30 11:09:35 UTC  |  Edited by: S'Way
Harry Forever wrote:
I Nullbear: hey, an enemie is in the system
Crazy nullbear: oh ****
Nullbear: **** man
Crazy nullbear: hey, why not just dock?
Nullbear: hmmm...
Crazy nullbear: they can't shoot our stuff, muhahaha!
Nullbear: hell yea!

Crazy nullbear: *docking*
Nullbear: *docking*

this is EvE

More like Nullbears warp to station (without using perch bookmarks first to check it) - land in a bubble on it and die hilariously while whining in local. If you warp directly to a station with a red in system then you deserve to be popped.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-08-30 11:32:31 UTC
You should name & shame these people.

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Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#7 - 2013-08-30 12:00:23 UTC
S'Way wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
I Nullbear: hey, an enemie is in the system
Crazy nullbear: oh ****
Nullbear: **** man
Crazy nullbear: hey, why not just dock?
Nullbear: hmmm...
Crazy nullbear: they can't shoot our stuff, muhahaha!
Nullbear: hell yea!

Crazy nullbear: *docking*
Nullbear: *docking*

this is EvE

More like Nullbears warp to station (without using perch bookmarks first to check it) - land in a bubble on it and die hilariously while whining in local. If you warp directly to a station with a red in system then you deserve to be popped.

Clearlry Harry would be a bad nullbear then

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

flakeys
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-08-30 12:07:01 UTC
I can do one of those :


Harry the clown : Wow look at this apple
Other guy:Uhm no harry , that is an orange
Harry the clown : No it's an apple ... blocked
Yet another guy : Uhm harry it really is an orange , look at it's colour and shape.
Harry the clown:No it's not , you add nothing to the discussion so blocking you now
Rest of the forum: HARRY IT IS AN ORANGE
Harry the clown:Asking the mods to close the thread


Harry opens a new thread titled : Banana's by nature are purple with orange spots ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Ustrello
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-08-30 12:28:37 UTC
What can I say harry is terrible
SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-08-30 12:34:05 UTC
Harry, you are pathetic... Sad

I disagree

Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-08-30 12:44:08 UTC
This post was longer than his last ones. Can I get a TL;DR?

Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-08-30 12:44:34 UTC
TL;DR is Grr Goons, right?
flakeys
Doomheim
#13 - 2013-08-30 12:46:02 UTC
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
TL;DR is Grr Goons, right?


No it's : Null is worthless post number 351 .


If you spend so much time on something you feel worthless , then i can clearly imagine how your reall life must be.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Sol Kal'orr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-08-30 12:50:51 UTC
flakeys wrote:
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
TL;DR is Grr Goons, right?


No it's : Null is worthless post number 351 .


If you spend so much time on something you feel worthless , then i can clearly imagine how your reall life must be.


He should come to hisec. I will cuddle and gank with him.
SKINE DMZ
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-08-30 12:53:26 UTC
He is clearly is unloved at home, sadly nothing in EVE will ever help him.

I disagree

Leafar Nightfall
Silent Owls
#16 - 2013-08-30 13:15:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Leafar Nightfall
In before the lock Cool

I couldn't find you in EC recently Harry, I'm sure you saw me in local. Maybe because you prefer a cloak instead of docking...
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-08-30 13:25:53 UTC
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
flakeys wrote:
Sol Kal'orr wrote:
TL;DR is Grr Goons, right?


No it's : Null is worthless post number 351 .


If you spend so much time on something you feel worthless , then i can clearly imagine how your reall life must be.


He should come to hisec. I will cuddle and gank with him.

I love you!
Let's make babies :D
Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
#18 - 2013-08-30 13:29:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Harry Forever
Leafar Nightfall wrote:
In before the lock Cool

I couldn't find you in EC recently Harry, I'm sure you saw me in local. Maybe because you prefer a cloak instead of docking...


have seen you picking up Gods remains, I was ready to bomb you, but i thought you died already too much out there... you should freshen up your killboard first, if not people will tell me killing you is even worse then killing cynos
Harry Forever
SpaceJunkys
#19 - 2013-08-30 13:31:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Harry Forever
good you like my true stories from nullsec, soon to be continued...
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-08-30 13:31:46 UTC  |  Edited by: March rabbit
S'Way wrote:
Harry Forever wrote:
I Nullbear: hey, an enemie is in the system
Crazy nullbear: oh ****
Nullbear: **** man
Crazy nullbear: hey, why not just dock?
Nullbear: hmmm...
Crazy nullbear: they can't shoot our stuff, muhahaha!
Nullbear: hell yea!

Crazy nullbear: *docking*
Nullbear: *docking*

this is EvE

More like Nullbears warp to station (without using perch bookmarks first to check it) - land in a bubble on it and die hilariously while whining in local. If you warp directly to a station with a red in system then you deserve to be popped.

well if you warp&dock immediately after neutral/red appeared in local chat you have good chunk of time to finish your docking before he even gets to station and starts to make bubble or launches probe.

however yes, it's always better to simply warp to POS in these cases

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"

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