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Dost Thou Fart Enough?
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Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-08-15 22:27:02 UTC
I am sure you all fart plenty.

The fart-helium-fallacy is misplaced.

We are doomed.

I may have been confused with methane but still. Scary/weird.

Aaaaaaand relax.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#2 - 2013-08-15 22:38:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything
If only there were a giant freaking planet in our solar system that was made up of about 10% of the stuff.

DAM U NASA, Y U NO DEVELOP GAS MINING?!?!?!


Edit: A little google magic said that Saturn is made up of about 25% the mass of the planet of helium (although atmospheric content is more like 7%) . Jupiters atmosphere is 10% helium. Woooo! Science.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Kyseth
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-08-15 22:57:47 UTC
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#4 - 2013-08-15 23:03:09 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

If only there were a giant freaking planet in our solar system that was made up of about 10% of the stuff.

DAM U NASA, Y U NO DEVELOP GAS MINING?!?!?!


Edit: A little google magic said that Saturn is made up of about 25% the mass of the planet of helium (although atmospheric content is more like 7%) . Jupiters atmosphere is 10% helium. Yeah Science!


Fixed

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5 - 2013-08-16 14:34:01 UTC
Kyseth wrote:
Speaking of, read the comments about this product...

Lol

Anyway, we don't need no stinkin helium. Anything helium can do, hydrogen can do better. We might have a few Hindenberg-like explosions along the way, but hey, that's life in dystopia.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#6 - 2013-08-16 14:34:51 UTC
Wonder how much of a pension fund I could make by building an instalation next door to buy all of it?

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#7 - 2013-08-16 15:20:18 UTC
Kirjava wrote:
Wonder how much of a pension fund I could make by building an instalation next door to buy all of it?


Better get on it because the government is already doing just that.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#8 - 2013-08-16 18:12:55 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Kyseth wrote:
Speaking of, read the comments about this product...

Lol

Anyway, we don't need no stinkin helium. Anything helium can do, hydrogen can do better. We might have a few Hindenberg-like explosions along the way, but hey, that's life in dystopia.



Risk vs Reward, most indeed.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#9 - 2013-08-16 19:00:43 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Kyseth wrote:
Speaking of, read the comments about this product...

Lol

Anyway, we don't need no stinkin helium. Anything helium can do, hydrogen can do better. We might have a few Hindenberg-like explosions along the way, but hey, that's life in dystopia.



Risk vs Reward, most indeed.


That works with the title of thread as well. It's like they say about farting with headphones on; it's like Russian Roulette, you don't know how loud it was until you see the looks of the people around you.

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Smelly Frenchman
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-08-16 19:25:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Smelly Frenchman
Sadly, no. I do not péter near enough. Because mon air smells like freshly, baked baguettes, I am often asked to pass le air. Mais, I cannot meet demand.

The Buddha drew a circle with a piece of red chalk and said:  "When men, even unknowingly, are to meet one day, whatever may befall each, whatever the diverging paths, on the said day, they will inevitably come together in the red circle."
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#11 - 2013-08-16 19:35:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Smelly Frenchman wrote:
Sadly, no. I do not péter near enough. Because mon air smells like freshly, baked baguettes, I am often asked to pass le air. Mais, I cannot meet demand.

Smile Smelly, I liked your old sig better. "Quelle odeur!" Big smile

By the way, here's the boring Helium Monument in boring Amarillo, Texas, where all that helium is stored. There's a time capsule inside with stuff preserved in helium. My third grade class and I have essays in there about what life was like in the 1970s. That's some really informative stuff for some future historian to review, I can assure you. Blink
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-08-17 00:18:06 UTC
I apologise for your global warming.

Still, look on the bright side.

More BBQ's

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-08-17 00:24:58 UTC
This went about as well as expected!

Inbetween the freshly baked baguettes and the barbecues I am feeling wholly satisfied.

Long as I don't need an MRI scan I should be fine! Big smile

Aaaaaaand relax.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#14 - 2013-08-17 00:28:03 UTC
We can't make energy from it, but we can fuse Hydrogen into Helium at a cost. Future it will become cost effective, but its supply vs demand really. Also decay of nuclear warheads naturally gives off certain Helium Isotopes, but I don't know how effective He3 is in magnetic cooling...

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Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-08-17 00:55:23 UTC
^^

Like a trooper.

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.
Telegram Sam
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2013-08-17 01:24:51 UTC
Jayem See wrote:
This went about as well as expected!

Inbetween the freshly baked baguettes and the barbecues I am feeling wholly satisfied.

Long as I don't need an MRI scan I should be fine! Big smile

Post hosting + being in intense FW corp = o7 sir :)
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2013-08-17 01:37:24 UTC
Telegram Sam wrote:
Jayem See wrote:
This went about as well as expected!

Inbetween the freshly baked baguettes and the barbecues I am feeling wholly satisfied.

Long as I don't need an MRI scan I should be fine! Big smile

Post hosting + being in intense FW corp = o7 sir :)


I am not sure what you are trying to insinuate.

Is it intensely hunting a FW corp while posting? So easy to get things muddled up Big smile

Aaaaaaand relax.
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#18 - 2013-08-17 15:00:17 UTC
Dost Thou Fart Enough ??

Somebody sure did:


Wil Wheaton ‏@wilw 15 Aug

Just walked, open mouthed, through a class 10 Gamer Fart Cloud. #GenCon

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882