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lee boots
Doomheim
#61 - 2011-10-31 09:31:19 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
whoops double bubble post
Senjo Ling
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#62 - 2011-10-31 13:51:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Senjo Ling
Only in Imperium Technologies have I ever willingly faceplanted a hurricane into a known gate camp in order to give a corpmate in a more valuable ship a chance by being a distraction. It helps he's like an uncle to me....the one that comes into your room at night and makes you play with his "firehose"......

-Senjo
VirkMaN
Imperium Technologies
Sigma Grindset
#63 - 2011-10-31 15:07:37 UTC
As the Duke of Danishland I hereby declare this thread bumped!

New guys seem to be settling in well, there is still room if you're looking for that one corp that embodies all that is good and fun about eve Smile
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#64 - 2011-10-31 21:54:16 UTC
We're going trick-or-treating tonight in full costumes. Come watch grown men and women (because we don't really have any youngsters) make a fol of themselves and get candy or make those ****heads pay for it with a nice trick! Even the Duke of Danishland will be in a costume, how often do you see that?

Only way to come is to joing us. So come have a talk with us and you will like what you see, most likely because it will offend you or someone else.
lee boots
Doomheim
#65 - 2011-11-01 09:21:27 UTC
I went trick or treating last night..

HOW MANY SCHOOL GIRLS WHERE OUT LAST NIGHT : p
All in little skirts and looking like they had been raped Evil

My sons scream mask slipped down his face and he walked into a lamp post : P

I got attacked by a butch of 15 yr old girls dressed as girl scouts.. hhm that was nice : )
Wants to buy some cookies they asked me..
I pefer cakes i said..
Hallowen is the only night of the year when you can get away with

Hello and would you like a sweety litle girl What?

Wrong so wrong.....
lee boots
Doomheim
#66 - 2011-11-04 17:59:21 UTC
I have been playing rather then recruiting the last few days so this thread has dropped pretty far : (
What can i say that hasnt already been said and what wont get me a ban ?

Daily bump back to the front page....
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#67 - 2011-11-04 22:44:09 UTC
Remember the last time you accidentally shat your trousers Shocked ? I'm talking about the last time you had a sneaker turd in your trousers like when you jumped through that jump gate and found a huge gate camp with a bubble orgy waiting for you, or when you had too much caffeine or alcohol and tried to fart but got more than you might have bargained for, or you were doing a site/mission in high sec or low sec and got jumped by kamikaze pilots, or the last time you were training for a marathon or half marathon. It's all happened to us, nothing you can do about it but it is what you do going forward which counts.

Why do I even bring this topic up? Because we train you to harness your fear and transpose it upon others so this will not happen to you again. How is this? We live in null sec, therefore you need to immediately learn how to pucker up and grow up at the same time. Instead of having to suffer through this feeling again, just image doing it to others! It is so much fun to watch neutrals and enemies squirm and contort when they shat their trousers. Totally worth it all. That is why you need to join IT and come enjoy our company and others suffering.

P.S. I recently caught Lee Boots and Virkman having a sword fight on top of our regional jump gate. All they brought with them were their space suits with anti-gravity gyro's and a rapier. There was no ship, no pod, no safety harnesses, nothing!! Just a good, old fashion sword fight just for the fun of it. And all of this while their were two fleets battling above them just on the principle of staying true to their dueling time they had agreed upon. And don't get caught up on the question of where they found rapiers in space. Not only is it a mere tertiary issue but also a trade secret. The REAL point here is that they have fully harnessed their man ball nuts over their many null sec adventures and minuscule things to them such as this would flatten the soul of most men and women. You don't know if you can be like them? I don't know if you can be, but you'll never know if you don't join us and try! Hell, Lee, Virk, Dane, Kat, Sasha, et al have forgotten more then most men and women could learn in a lifetime. Maybe they'll let you hold their trash bin of knowledge, which even it would explode most untrained human brains.

Learn to nut up! Learn to make others shat their trousers! Learn it in IT!! Twisted
Zoltar Speaks
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#68 - 2011-11-05 16:24:08 UTC
Cannot say enough good things about this corporation. They took me in and taught me everything I know. They helped out with planetary interaction so I didn't have to run missions anymore. Small group PvP and experienced pilots.
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#69 - 2011-11-05 22:13:07 UTC
I have a penny in my pocket....

Let's roll it down a Mexican street....

Look at them run for it....

I think I just fixed the Immigration problem in the United States!

On a different note, BUMP. ANd Join us, we fix national problems.
lee boots
Doomheim
#70 - 2011-11-06 13:38:36 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
oh dear Sad Came down stairs this morning and the wifes rainbow crab is dead ....
The good news is we have seafood salad for lunch.. Big smile
No really its dead.. Sad
Thinking of painting a happy face on it and see if the wife notices Shocked

IF YOU TOO CAN BE THIS CRUEL THEN IT IS THE PLACE FOR YOU Smile

Actual its true it did die....
And no we are not going to eat it...
Im going to feed it to the dog : )
lee boots
Doomheim
#71 - 2011-11-07 09:42:12 UTC
A new day, A great weekend,
Was i drunk on friday night ? yeah maybe just a bit lol
Was i drunk on saturday night ? yeah maybe as much as friday night : )

What happened this weekend in corp and alliance ?
I dont know i cant remember f*ck all as i was drunk Big smile
lee boots
Doomheim
#72 - 2011-11-08 13:24:29 UTC
has anybody tried to draw a face on a dead crab ?
I tried Smile
But i dropped it Shocked
It cracked open and the smell was awful Sad

The moral of this story is...
Dont try to kid a kidder as you will be found out...
Dont try to draw on dead pets as it is sticky work and its totaly not worth the end result What?
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#73 - 2011-11-08 21:53:18 UTC
Do you think you might be the next Picasso of crab drawing? Lee Boots thought he might be. Turns out he needs some more practice at this art form. Don't worry though folks, he picks up new skills fast and that is due to two factors:

1. He is a Brit and it runs in their blood. because they had to learn new skills fast to run an Empire as expansive as they did from a tiny little island

2. He is a member of IT and that means he is smart and what he doesn't know, someone in corp does and willing to train.


So join IT either if you want to be awesome like Lee or take him on in crab painting. He is awaiting the challenge.
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#74 - 2011-11-08 23:45:41 UTC
Studies show that drinking only tempers our stigma's (social, personal, etc) and that we always know what we are doing and the possible consequences associated with said actions. Simply put, we know what we are going to do and less afraid of the outcome. This goes counter to the old way of thinking that drinking alcohol made one dumber and makes one unaware of what they were doing.

So how does this translate to Eve? Simply put, we at IT enjoy having fun while playing Eve (it is a game after all), we like to take risks (one reason why we choose to live in Null Sec), and we like to mess around with people. Now being a global corporation with mostly adults playing, there seems to be 5 o’clock somewhere all the time. This just enhances the fun we have and adds to the enjoyment we get out of the game and living in Null Sec, especially because it can be a very stressful experience if you let it get to you.

Want to know what we experience on a daily basis? Give us a try and see how much fun we have and the possibilities for endless fun when you throw stigmas into the wind every now and again.

Disclaimer: We are awesome sober or after a few drinks. One must be prepared to deal with this on an ongoing basis. You were warned. Now join us if you can handle it.
lee boots
Doomheim
#75 - 2011-11-09 12:50:07 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
I have some one coming around to view my house tomorrow Big smile
Today is the lets clean the house to make it look nice day Sad

Have you every wondered how your house looks clean and tidy until you really start to clean up Shocked
Now every thing i look at looks filthy dirty and i have only done the front room and kitchen Sad

2 hours in and 9 more rooms to go : (
Any way a bump for the greatest corp around...
And im not just saying that,
im living IT..

hehehe see what i did there ? did ya ? huh ?
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#76 - 2011-11-09 21:45:35 UTC
This is what we call dedication, Lee Boots is actually trying to take moving into Null Sec more seriously than anyone before him and move his RL to Null Sec. Maybe he watched the DUST 514 trailer again and thought "WOW, wouldn't that be a great place to move my family"!! We dare not tell him that this is just a game because it might just shatter his heart, so we'll leave that to his family to explain "Daddy, we can't fit into your computer screen".

But do your Officers have this type of dedication? I don't think so!!

Will you're Officers try to turn Eve Online into the next virtual world like in Tron? Nope!! But ours are working on.

So join us before it is to late and you are controlled by our reality. Pick a side of destiny. Pick IT and it will change your virtual and real world life.
lee boots
Doomheim
#77 - 2011-11-10 14:33:28 UTC
We had alittle drama in our corp the other day : P
Lasted about 30 mins so im lead to believe..
All got sorted then : )
See even we have drama some times but the guys all joined together to sort it out : ))

Dont hold a grudge against some one Sad
Its like letting them live in your head rent free Shocked
And no body lives in my head rent free not even me..
We all have to pay the piper in the end Big smile
Are you going topay him in gold or copper ?
Me i will settle with iskies Mmwwwaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cerlin
#78 - 2011-11-11 18:58:41 UTC
lee boots wrote:
We had alittle drama in our corp the other day : P
Lasted about 30 mins so im lead to believe..
All got sorted then : )
See even we have drama some times but the guys all joined together to sort it out : ))


"But Lee? What if people like drama?" You may Ask.

And the answer will be! "Fly into our space as a neutral and I'll show you"
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#79 - 2011-11-11 22:57:37 UTC
Cerlin wrote:
lee boots wrote:
We had alittle drama in our corp the other day : P
Lasted about 30 mins so im lead to believe..
All got sorted then : )
See even we have drama some times but the guys all joined together to sort it out : ))


"But Lee? What if people like drama?" You may Ask.

And the answer will be! "Fly into our space as a neutral and I'll show you"


Speaking of showing them how much we like drama, we should put a holographic billboard up in our Null Sec space which projects all of our links we post within IT and Alliance right at the entrance at all our Jump Gates!! Talk about recruitment, that would the best "weeding" tool for new recruits. Oh wait, we might already have that!! Because we are special!!
lee boots
Doomheim
#80 - 2011-11-13 11:44:01 UTC
Some nice PvP had last night : )
Made new friends : )
Popped lots of neuts together : )
Oh what a wonderful weekend :)