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They should invite important people to play this game like Obama.

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Nerath Naaris
Pink Winged Unicorns for Peace Love and Anarchy
#21 - 2013-08-10 10:47:31 UTC
No Eve Mail would be safe.

And I don´t want to think about what will happen once he finds out about API....

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Gealbhan
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-08-10 12:05:50 UTC
OP just wants a free Obamaphoon. Arrow
Templar Knightsbane
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#23 - 2013-08-10 12:06:53 UTC
I'm all for Obama playing i'm pretty sure he would run an awesome SRP program!
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#24 - 2013-08-10 12:11:26 UTC
SmilingVagrant wrote:
Obama would buff the ishtar even more because he likes drone strikes.


*applause* Bravo. And the first post too. /thread

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Guttripper
State War Academy
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-08-10 13:15:04 UTC
*looks at his Eve wallet's total amount...

*remembers Obama ran a campaign on "Change".

Yep, about all that is left in my wallet. Cry
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2013-08-10 13:46:33 UTC
Honestly I think Obama would probably fail to start a highsec mining corporation. The API checks would take weeks and he'd force every player to let him log on to their account and check for terrorists in their augmentations every day.

Dodixie > Hek
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2013-08-10 15:23:43 UTC
On August 10th, 2013, communism finally reached New Eden. We did everything we could to stop it, but the Obamaphones spread too fast. Nobody could survive that initial onslaught.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Vae. Victis.
#28 - 2013-08-10 17:17:06 UTC
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Am i under surveillance now?


Quite likely actually.

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Klandi
Consortium of stella Technologies
#29 - 2013-08-10 17:28:23 UTC
OP is the original airhead
Where would anyone "important" get the time to play the game. They don't HAVE any time to spare because it is spent doing IMPORTANT things - not like the OP

I am aware of my own ignorance and have checked my emotional quotient - thanks for asking
foxnod
Perkone
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-08-10 17:33:01 UTC
If chairman Maobama played eve, he'd need George Soros to start up an account with him so he could get his marching orders.
Drone 16
Holy Horde
#31 - 2013-08-10 17:34:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Drone 16
Impossible....CCP has made it quite clear that there will never be aliens allowed in Eve.

No aliens...no need for amnesty...no cause for Obama to rally the troops.


Tl/dr CCP has secured its borders and there is nothing "the leader of the free world" can do about it.

Edit: right after I posted this a shadow moved past me quickly....ah never mind it must have just been a hawk or something flying by...

It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits
jujumagumboo
Goonswarm Protective Services
#32 - 2013-08-10 17:41:21 UTC
Drone 16 wrote:
Impossible....CCP has made it quite clear that there will never be aliens allowed in Eve.

No aliens...no need for amnesty...no cause for Obama to rally the troops.


Tl/dr CCP has secured its borders and there is nothing "the leader of the free world" can do about it.



If you have to explain the joke immediately after telling it then it's a bad joke.
Drone 16
Holy Horde
#33 - 2013-08-10 17:46:40 UTC
jujumagumboo wrote:
Drone 16 wrote:
Impossible....CCP has made it quite clear that there will never be aliens allowed in Eve.

No aliens...no need for amnesty...no cause for Obama to rally the troops.


Tl/dr CCP has secured its borders and there is nothing "the leader of the free world" can do about it.



If you have to explain the joke immediately after telling it then it's a bad joke.


Jay-Z is that you...? Lol

It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits
Tenchi Sal
White Knights of Equestria
#34 - 2013-08-10 17:59:02 UTC
good ole right wing nut jobs. just when you think you've had enough of them at work, you have to deal with them on your weekend off on a video game forum.
Drone 16
Holy Horde
#35 - 2013-08-10 18:04:06 UTC
Tenchi Sal wrote:
good ole right wing nut jobs. just when you think you've had enough of them at work, you have to deal with them on your weekend off on a video game forum.


Just in time the elite media shows up in an attempt to invalidate everything you say through ad nominem attacks...

P.s. this is all tongue in cheek stuff for me but you sound mad. Surely, you aren't taking this thread seriously?! Shocked

It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#36 - 2013-08-10 18:09:13 UTC
Tenchi Sal wrote:
good ole right wing nut jobs. just when you think you've had enough of them at work, you have to deal with them on your weekend off on a video game forum.


Wow, you mad. Like, not even putting a question mark in that sentence, that is a declaratory statement.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Lugalbandak
Doomheim
#37 - 2013-08-10 18:10:39 UTC
Superman also plays eve , do you see that change eve? i mean comon its superman , he would beat obama in every aspect

The police horse is the only animal in the world that haz his male genitals on his back
Drone 16
Holy Horde
#38 - 2013-08-10 18:18:43 UTC
Lugalbandak wrote:
Superman also plays eve , do you see that change eve? i mean comon its superman , he would beat obama in every aspect


Superman. What a joke that guy is. Tell me he wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth! He has so many super powers, more than he will ever need. Do you see him sharing any of them? No!

Superman is just another example of a guy getting ahead because of who his family was.

Fking 1%er



It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits
Tenchi Sal
White Knights of Equestria
#39 - 2013-08-10 18:22:33 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Tenchi Sal wrote:
good ole right wing nut jobs. just when you think you've had enough of them at work, you have to deal with them on your weekend off on a video game forum.


Wow, you mad. Like, not even putting a question mark in that sentence, that is a declaratory statement.


mad? nah... when you get work in redneck central and have to deal with right wing nut jobs all day long, you just expect to "get away" from it on the weekends.
Drone 16
Holy Horde
#40 - 2013-08-10 18:31:58 UTC
Tenchi Sal wrote:
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Tenchi Sal wrote:
good ole right wing nut jobs. just when you think you've had enough of them at work, you have to deal with them on your weekend off on a video game forum.


Wow, you mad. Like, not even putting a question mark in that sentence, that is a declaratory statement.


mad? nah... when you get work in redneck central and have to deal with right wing nut jobs all day long, you just expect to "get away" from it on the weekends.



I don't know how everyone else perceives your posts but I still feel you come across as mad.

I must admit I have never met a redneck (I think that is code for white person whose views don't match yours), or any of the other slangs words out there for people of varying colors.

I just meet people as I go and judge them by the content of their character not the color of their skin. I hope you can bring yourself to do the same.

May Eve bring you the solace that you can't seem to find in real life.

Perhaps you should study the life of MLK, great man there.

It puts the peanutbutter on itself or it leaves the bonus round... - E1's greatest Hits
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