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How do I take my avatar's clothes off?
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Mega MarketMonkey
MarketMonkey Amalgamated
#1 - 2013-08-10 02:16:16 UTC
This is very important, and Search engines couldn't answer my question, So I ask the Pilots of New Eden, How do I get Naked?
Catastrophe Bloom
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-08-10 02:17:50 UTC
Alcohol helps.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#3 - 2013-08-10 02:36:57 UTC
Just reverse the process you used to get not-naked.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Isaac Collins
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-08-10 02:41:11 UTC
Place right hand on genitals.
Tyrendian Biohazard
The Bastards
Sedition.
#5 - 2013-08-10 02:58:15 UTC
Quit EVE and go play AoC.

Twitch streamer and EVE NT tournament broadcaster.
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-08-10 02:58:43 UTC
Isaac Collins wrote:
Place right hand on genitals.


Grab and twist until the mere thought of posting a thread like this makes you yearn for what was lost.
Poison Alice
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-08-10 03:04:12 UTC
this thread

goes places

naked. Cool
stoicfaux
#8 - 2013-08-10 03:42:42 UTC
Mega MarketMonkey wrote:
This is very important, and Search engines couldn't answer my question, So I ask the Pilots of New Eden, How do I get Naked?

Seriously? You googled "How do I get Naked?" and didn't find anything worthwhile? What, are you behind the Great Firewall of China or something?



Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Alexa de'Crux
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-08-10 04:27:37 UTC
Mega MarketMonkey wrote:
This is very important, and Search engines couldn't answer my question, So I ask the Pilots of New Eden, How do I get Naked?



1) Go to pet store.

2) Purchase dog.

3) Name purchased dog 'Naked'.

Voila. You just got 'Naked'.
Kijo Rikki
Killboard Padding Services
#10 - 2013-08-10 04:46:58 UTC
If you let someone pod you, you get some hot/cold naked action going.

You make a valid point, good Sir or Madam. 
Inokuma Yawara
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2013-08-10 05:08:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Inokuma Yawara
Well, let me be serious here. Can't you choose and un-choose clothes when remodeling your toon?

Watch this space.  New exciting signature in development.
Urgg Boolean
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-08-10 06:28:15 UTC
How do you undress you avatar? You use the Xray glasses available in the Aurum store. Oh wait, I guess you first must convince the dev team to to render naked avatars and also to create the Xray galsses... Maybe it's just easier to buy a porn magazine.
Jumpshot244
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-08-10 06:50:33 UTC
Buy a monocle. It allows you to see people naked.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#14 - 2013-08-10 06:54:51 UTC
I tend to use hands.
bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#15 - 2013-08-10 07:08:40 UTC
Don't waste your time. I had a hard time fapping at my naked character. Of course, maybe if it was a female, things would have been easier.
Signal11th
#16 - 2013-08-10 08:13:00 UTC
Mega MarketMonkey wrote:
This is very important, and Search engines couldn't answer my question, So I ask the Pilots of New Eden, How do I get Naked?



Getting a life would be my first priority.

God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!" I came fifth and won a toaster!
ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2013-08-10 08:18:38 UTC
Get podded, corpses in space are naked.

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Lipbite
Express Hauler
#18 - 2013-08-10 10:19:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Lipbite
EVE devs are too modest even to develop hotpants and crop tops (not to mention swimsuits and adhesive bra).

Try APB Reloaded for high quality (half-)naked toons.
Eraza
Fuzzyness Enterprizes
#19 - 2013-08-10 10:54:19 UTC
my character went an entire day topless once
i think it was a texture loading bug to be honest

in other thoughts, why do i not have nipples ccp?
Eraza
Fuzzyness Enterprizes
#20 - 2013-08-10 10:55:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Eraza
Lipbite wrote:
EVE devs are too modest even to develop hotpants and crop tops (not to mention swimsuits and adhesive bra).

Try APB Reloaded for high quality (half-)naked toons.


i do remember the old WiS screenshots having bright red latex pants, i wonder what happened to those...

i get the feeling ccp has some "special" private things to do with those red latex pants :P
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