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Cruddy Eve Spoof of Thrift Shop, need help to finish lyrics

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Andrew Articuli
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-08-09 17:47:58 UTC
Im gonna flip some cans, only got a million isk in my wallet,
lookin for a wardec, probably gonna get it.
this is f**king awesome.


you guys finish it, im out of ideas.
Tyrolen
Girls Lie But Zkill Doesn't
Pandemic Legion
#2 - 2013-08-09 19:06:59 UTC
Nah, warp into the pos like what up, i made that guy pop
Im so pumped up about some loot from the guy's drop
Ice on the corpse, its so damn frosty
That people like 'damn, thats a cold ass flashy'

That's all I got
Andrew Articuli
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-08-09 20:05:46 UTC
Tyrolen wrote:
Nah, warp into the pos like what up, i made that guy pop
Im so pumped up about some loot from the guy's drop
Ice on the corpse, its so damn frosty
That people like 'damn, thats a cold ass flashy'

That's all I got


not bad, not bad at all, we should make an eve music video.
Aznwithbeard
OMGROFLSTOMP
#4 - 2013-08-10 00:51:45 UTC
Hah, me and some guy did this awhile in the BSB channel -

Im gunna pop some pills
only got 20 boosters in my cargo
i i im tanking, watchin for a cyno
This is ******* awesome

Warp down to the gate like what up I got a bait mach
nah just playin that **** dont move from the undock
Heat on the reps, so damn costly
people like, Damn That's a tanky ass proph-cee.


(or somethin like that)

OMGROFLSTOMP

"We sort of mean business 75% of the time"

Yutou Narukami
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-08-26 21:09:00 UTC
Ok here goes

I'm gonna pop some pods, only got 20 plex in my cargo
I'm-I'm-I'm roamin' looking for a carebear
This is f$%^ing awesome!

Nah, warp into the pos like what up, i made that guy pop
Im so pumped up about some loot from the guy's drop
Ice on the corpse, its so damn frosty
That people like 'damn, thats a cold ass flashy'

Cyno in, hella deep, rollin' with the titan fleet
Everyone's red, 'cept for CVA those are green
Tanked in a Prophecy, noobs flying next to me
Probably should'a clone jumped, instead I flew from Caldari... where it was 99 ISK!

Gankin' em poppin 'em bout to go and take the drops from them
Passin up on those armor plates someone else has been rockin em
But then I see a officer module in one of em
Grab it quick and I'm hella happy it's a bargain
I'ma gank your carrier, I'ma gank your carrier
(No for real, ask your corp, can I gank h carrier?)
Warp scram and some meta 4 webbers
Cause whatever you can fit I can fit it better
I had a rusty Slasher, I bought a rusty Slasher
Lost it in a gate camp, then I bought a Thrasher
Hello, hello, my mates on the batphone
Sayin over here need help with this cyno
The tower's down in structure and it's about to blow
It's the Goonfleet again and they're droppin' bombs, yo!

I'm gonna pop some pods, only got 20 plex in my cargo
I'm-I'm-I'm campin' sittin' in a bubble
This is f$%^ing awesome!

Second verse after class
Andrew Articuli
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-08-26 21:51:59 UTC
Yutou Narukami wrote:

I had a rusty Slasher, I bought a rusty Slasher
Lost it in a gate camp, then I bought a Thrasher
Second verse after class

i like this part :D
Aznwithbeard
OMGROFLSTOMP
#7 - 2013-08-29 01:11:54 UTC
Andrew Articuli wrote:
Yutou Narukami wrote:

I had a rusty Slasher, I bought a rusty Slasher
Lost it in a gate camp, then I bought a Thrasher
Second verse after class

i like this part :D



I'd have to agree, that is pretty awesome.

OMGROFLSTOMP

"We sort of mean business 75% of the time"