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Providence Vecamia
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-08-05 09:54:29 UTC
Hi there.

Why don't you take a seat right there.

Let's talk about what you've been doing today. Have you been touching your modules? I noticed you touching your modules while watching that young miner over by Jita. Is that what excites you? Perhaps it shouldn't. Perhaps it should.

What does excite you? What makes you want to touch your modules? Is it incursions? ISK? Touching your modules with other players out in nullsec... maybe even overheating together?

Don't you think bananas are wonderful? I really enjoy peeling them slowly, watching the soft moist interior revealed so that I may masticate it repeatedly... until there's nothing left. Like shields. Like masticating your shields away. Oh how delightful!

So tell me, dear one... tell me why you play EVE? What really drives you to keep logging in, what drives you to continue devoting your hard earned money?
William Walker
Dark Venture Corporation
Kitchen Sinkhole
#2 - 2013-08-05 10:27:08 UTC
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Dem delicious killmails, acquiring ISK, tears, and putting 420,420 bounties on people. All day every days.

ヽ(⌒∇⌒)ﾉ へ(゜∇、°)へ (◕‿◕✿)
Gravemind GER
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-08-05 10:28:59 UTC
Why do I have a soft soothing men voice narrating this text in my head? Pervy!


I must admit, I'd like to overheat his shield booster until he explodes and all the juicy faction modules all in my belly~<3

I'm gonna have clone babies! Isn't that exciting?! :D
Klandi
Consortium of stella Technologies
#4 - 2013-08-05 10:38:18 UTC
IB the no content lock

I am aware of my own ignorance and have checked my emotional quotient - thanks for asking
Hessian Arcturus
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-08-05 10:52:52 UTC
You need to get laid...Big smile

It's human nature to want to explore. To find your line and go beyond it. The only limit, is the one you set yourself.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-08-05 10:53:36 UTC
Straight

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2013-08-05 11:51:41 UTC
Alex Grison?

Dodixie > Hek
bloodknight2
Revenu.Quebec
#8 - 2013-08-05 13:41:01 UTC
I was touching my dread guristas torpedoes launcher yesterday...but then Lyris nairn touched my ship with his 720mm.
Diesel47
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-08-05 13:45:37 UTC
Chris Hansen
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-08-05 13:46:14 UTC
Emergent content.

Lacking still.

I posted here.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#11 - 2013-08-05 13:49:18 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#12 - 2013-08-05 15:34:09 UTC
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