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ElQuirko

University of Caille

Gallente Federation

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#21 - 2013-07-30 13:42:13 UTC

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

To be fair, when I finally get hold of mah Collector's Edition, I know for a fact I'm not going to be using it as a USB hub.

I'll totally be running around the office like a 5 year old with it, making spaceship noises and shouting dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka-dakka while shootings people Big smile

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

And small autocannons make more of a BSSCHIIING sound than a DAKKA sound.

Dodixie > Hek

Seraph Essael

Air

The Initiative.

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#22 - 2013-07-30 13:45:53 UTC

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

That's just cruel. Shattering the poor guys dreams. Might as well have walked up, taken it off him, thrown it on the floor and stamped on it before shouting "NO" at him and causualy walking off...

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."

Lykouleon

Noble Sentiments

Second Empire.

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#23 - 2013-07-30 13:49:43 UTC

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

Intra-office awox in 3...2...1...

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J3ssica Alba

Federal Navy Academy

Gallente Federation

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#24 - 2013-07-30 13:49:50 UTC

Seraph Essael wrote:

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

That's just cruel. Shattering the poor guys dreams. Might as well have walked up, taken it off him, thrown it on the floor and stamped on it before shouting "NO" at him and causualy walking off...

You should so totally do that and video it and put it on youtube with "Eve is Cruel" title

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Jenn aSide

Worthless Carebears

The Initiative.

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#25 - 2013-07-30 13:52:44 UTC | Edited by: Jenn aSide

CCP Falcon wrote:

Pfft, I don't even need that much, my nerddom is superior to yours...though I'm still waiting for my rifter......

When EVE was offline because of hacking, I got some paper, made paper airplanes of various sizes, wrote "machariel" on one and "Sanshas" on the rest (I even made the sanshas fairly spiky) and went crazy doing "living room incursions". My wife just looked at me like I was crazy, her expression was mix of "I need a divorce lawyer" and "I need the cops".

BTW, due to my extensive testing I have come to the conclusion that Paper Airplane Machariel needs a nerf.

Seraph Essael

Air

The Initiative.

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#26 - 2013-07-30 13:52:48 UTC

J3ssica Alba wrote:

Seraph Essael wrote:

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

That's just cruel. Shattering the poor guys dreams. Might as well have walked up, taken it off him, thrown it on the floor and stamped on it before shouting "NO" at him and causualy walking off...

You should so totally do that and video it and put it on youtube with "Eve is Cruel" title

I...

I...

No words can describe this heinous act!

Some one send me their rifter usb hub and I will do it! Sod doing it to my own haha

CCP Complex

C C P

C C P Alliance

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#27 - 2013-07-30 14:07:32 UTC

Seraph Essael wrote:

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

That's just cruel. Shattering the poor guys dreams. Might as well have walked up, taken it off him, thrown it on the floor and stamped on it before shouting "NO" at him and causualy walking off...

This is what I do with his muffin every day, I would need a different routine for the ship.

CCP Complex || EVE Marketing Team || Capture Artist **|| **@CCP_Complex

Seraph Essael

Air

The Initiative.

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#28 - 2013-07-30 14:11:22 UTC

CCP Complex wrote:

Seraph Essael wrote:

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

That's just cruel. Shattering the poor guys dreams. Might as well have walked up, taken it off him, thrown it on the floor and stamped on it before shouting "NO" at him and causualy walking off...

This is what I do with his muffin every day, I would need a different routine for the ship.

Lmao!

Hmm take rifter forcefully and ask the following: "If you make the Dakka sound one more time would you like me to see if it fits sideways?"

KIller Wabbit

MEME Thoughts

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#29 - 2013-07-30 14:59:52 UTC

Seraph Essael wrote:

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

That's just cruel. Shattering the poor guys dreams. Might as well have walked up, taken it off him, thrown it on the floor and stamped on it before shouting "NO" at him and causualy walking off...

Hit it with a pulse ECM burst and watch him wonder why everything looks fine but his gun ports are dead.

Twisted

Callic Veratar

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#30 - 2013-07-30 15:08:41 UTC

Inquisitor Tyr wrote:

Where can I acquire one of these rifter USB hubs without the other packaged goods? I would like to send this rifter to a friend, but $150 is a bit steep under the circumstances.

Solution: buy the collectors edition and sell the other stuff on ebay, aiming for about $100. Sell the in-eve stuff on the market for PLEX. Worst case, you get stuck with some p cool stuff.

The Cuddlefish Ethereal Dawn 522
PinkKnife The Cuddlefish Ethereal Dawn Likes received: 522	#31 - 2013-07-30 18:27:07 UTC Any thoughts on a collectors edition thats cheaper, say without the rifter/danger game thing, that really I couldn't care less about?

Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State 1,105
Diesel47 Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State Likes received: 1,105	#32 - 2013-07-30 19:02:18 UTC 1 WTS Dust crap codes. ISK will be fine.

baltec1

Bat Country

Pandemic Horde

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#33 - 2013-07-30 19:04:31 UTC

KIller Wabbit wrote:

Seraph Essael wrote:

CCP Complex wrote:

CCP Falcon wrote:

That's silly. Everyone knows rifters don't have five round bursts.

That's just cruel. Shattering the poor guys dreams. Might as well have walked up, taken it off him, thrown it on the floor and stamped on it before shouting "NO" at him and causualy walking off...

Hit it with a pulse ECM burst and watch him wonder why everything looks fine but his gun ports are dead.

Twisted

Melt it with a laser.

Vincent R'lyeh

Screaming Hayabusa

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#34 - 2013-07-30 20:43:25 UTC | Edited by: Vincent R'lyeh

Inquisitor Tyr wrote:

Where can I acquire one of these rifter USB hubs without the other packaged goods? I would like to send this rifter to a friend, but $150 is a bit steep under the circumstances.

Surely the more important question here is:

"Will it blend?"

I have deliberately developed an air of cynicism that I originally intended to make me appear somewhat louche and caddish but actually comes across as irritable hostility combined with the unspoken threat of sudden violence.....

Pan-Intergalatic Business Community 174
45thtiger 0109 Pan-Intergalatic Business Community Likes received: 174	#35 - 2013-07-31 02:37:47 UTC Its CCP fun time lol You Have to take the good with the bad and the bad with the good. Welcome to EvE OnLiNe

RubyPorto

RubysRhymes

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#36 - 2013-07-31 02:45:43 UTC | Edited by: RubyPorto

Vincent R'lyeh wrote:

Inquisitor Tyr wrote:

Where can I acquire one of these rifter USB hubs without the other packaged goods? I would like to send this rifter to a friend, but $150 is a bit steep under the circumstances.

Surely the more important question here is:

"Will it blend?"

Most importantly, why isn't it a USB 3.0 Hub?

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

Drake Doe

88Th Tax Haven

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#37 - 2013-07-31 04:35:37 UTC

Does anyone else agree that it would be amazing to have this for the othee combat frigates. I would perfer the incursus because if someone gets mad after I poke them I can release the drone!

"The homogenization of EVE began when Gallente and Caldari started sharing a weapon system."---Vermaak Doe-- "Ohh squabbles ohh I love my dust trolls like watching an episode of Maury with less " Is he my Dad " but more of " My Neighbor took a dump on my lawn " good episode! pops more corn" ---Evernub--


baltec1 Bat Country Pandemic Horde Likes received: 19,001	#38 - 2013-07-31 04:36:57 UTC 1 RubyPorto wrote: Most importantly, why isn't it a USB 3.0 Hub? Its a rifter...


RubyPorto RubysRhymes Likes received: 5,663	#39 - 2013-07-31 04:42:26 UTC baltec1 wrote: RubyPorto wrote: Most importantly, why isn't it a USB 3.0 Hub? Its a rifter... Rusty wiring you say? "It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon

Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire 82
Spankijs Omaristos Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire Likes received: 82	#40 - 2013-07-31 09:46:05 UTC \| Edited by: Spankijs Omaristos 1 1. Buy 3D printer for 500-600$ 2. Get those spaceship designs (or make them) 3. Print hundreds of ships 4. Assemble them with USB ports 5. Get that coloring done 6. Profit!