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What if we could perform erotical roleplay in the captain's cabin?
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Complex Potential
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-07-27 11:36:26 UTC
He says it best --> Link
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#22 - 2013-07-27 11:39:27 UTC
Not interested. "Erotical" isn't even a word.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Tollen Gallen
Glory of Reprisal Enterprise
#23 - 2013-07-27 11:44:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Tollen Gallen
In


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BiscuitMonsterr
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2013-07-27 12:16:22 UTC  |  Edited by: BiscuitMonsterr
Lucas Kell wrote:
Just... no.
Find somewhere else to rub yourself to 3d models, freak.



Well there's no need to use euphimistic language! :)

I never said I myself would be using this feature! I'm a family man, my wife would consider it cheatery.

But it's no secret that in a mature world, mature peoplele do mature things. After all, as the song says:

Girls do it,
Pigs do it,
Even antelopes and figs do it!

So why not paying MMO adults in a game that's rated M for Mature?

It's not like the Captain's Cupboard is being ised for anything else, is it?
Quazal Atreides
StarTrucks
Prometheus Allegiance
#25 - 2013-07-27 12:21:00 UTC
NO NO NO :)

But, some time back someone used to advertise in Jita to go on webcam for x/y/z amount of isk per hour

She was a young lady think 23/24 and would charge about 150mill per 10mins

Needless to say she made fair bit of isk before CCP caught her and her webcam is now offline

Sadly cannot remember the toons name but corp wsa something like "eves hookers" or something of that nature :)

Still the only person to offer corp creation free of charge. https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=35634#post35634 Created over 200 was 3rd on the all time corporation job history on eve-board. This service is in stasis due to personal game time...

Kalishka Askulf
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2013-07-27 12:22:26 UTC
BiscuitMonsterr wrote:
Lucas Kell wrote:
Just... no.
Find somewhere else to rub yourself to 3d models, freak.



Well there's no need to use euphimistic language! :)

I never said I myself would be using this feature! I'm a family man, my wife would consider it cheatery.

But it's no secret that in a mature world, mature peoplele do mature things. After all, as the song says:

Girls do it,
Pigs do it,
Even antelopes and figs do it!

So why not paying MMO adults in a game that's rated M for Mature?

It's not like the Captain's Cupboard is being ised for anything else, is it?


Actually, I think what you're suggesting counts as an immature activity. 15 year olds get their rocks off on this stuff, not typically adults

Betty White knows it
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#27 - 2013-07-27 12:49:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
I don't even... what?

Seriously? I don't even know where to start. First, I want to say that I am very pro Avatar Gameplay development. But who the flying **** could possibly think sparing development time for doing this would come above anything else? If CCP released a modding software and let players develop stuff, then you would see stuff like this pretty quickly. But CCP spending time doing this? No! What the hell is wrong with you?

You almost make me ashamed of being a fellow WiS supporter.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
BiscuitMonsterr
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2013-07-27 12:52:01 UTC
Well I'm a miner. After I've been mining for a while,, when I get back to a station, I just want to dump my load and get out as soon as possible. But other folk might like to spend some time in the Captain's Tunnel.
Kalishka Askulf
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2013-07-27 12:56:47 UTC
BiscuitMonsterr wrote:
Well I'm a miner. After I've been mining for a while,, when I get back to a station, I just want to dump my load and get out as soon as possible. But other folk might like to spend some time in the Captain's Tunnel.


In other words, you have no evidence to back this up. Saying "people might be interested" is not exactly a demand for a particular feature.

Betty White knows it
BiscuitMonsterr
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2013-07-27 13:12:41 UTC
Well, we've all heard about what happens in nullsec, ot's no secret that chat channels are routinely used for rumpy pumpy. I heard that often high-up alliance members will all go somewhere public like the Dead End Monolith and leave there ship's naked without any modules fitt'ed, and they have API key parties, whilst talking in heavy whispers over ventrillo. And even Eve celebritiesare engaging in this sort of thing. Erotitica 1 hosts secret Boner Room parties where she pays noobs to obey her kinky orders, I heard.

If CCP implemented Avatar Thematics in the Captain's Cavern, they could bring it out of the underground scene and get some money ftom it too.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#31 - 2013-07-27 13:39:41 UTC
Houm, 5/10 for trolling.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
symolan
BamBam Inc.
#32 - 2013-07-27 13:55:18 UTC
This possibility will not help you further in Eve than it does in RL.
KuroVolt
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-07-27 14:46:55 UTC  |  Edited by: KuroVolt
This is suggesting I dont indulge in erotic roleplay within the CQ already...

[All in the name of the Amarr empire, ofcourse.]

BoBwins Law: As a discussion/war between two large nullsec entities grows longer, the probability of one comparing the other to BoB aproaches near certainty.
Bischopt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2013-07-27 17:52:49 UTC
This would be amazing.
Every time I accidentally click the "enter captain's quarters" button, i'd be walking in on Scotty the docking manager riding a dildo on my sofa.

Seriously though: no.
Seven Koskanaiken
Shadow Legions.
SONS of BANE
#35 - 2013-07-27 18:11:12 UTC
I got a large semi...conducting memory cell just waiting for some heavy ass....ault missile launchers.
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