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Annalise Elina Amaranthus
#1 - 2013-07-27 12:43:04 UTC
You are so incredibly hot. My lover is getting old and useless, she can't even slice a mans throat properly any more. Please be my lover.. to apply for the position (sixty nine?) you will need to eliminate my current lover.

Sincerely and yours truly with love, Annalise.

I am not psychotic.

Gravemind GER
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-07-27 12:45:04 UTC
A Hamburger with extra cheese and onions plea- oh wait.. Oops
Jayem See
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-07-27 12:47:03 UTC
I predict a response that totally de-rails your request, making you look foolish in the process.

Oh. And a lock.

Aaaaaaand relax.
Hevymetal
POT Corp
#4 - 2013-07-27 12:52:05 UTC
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
You are so incredibly hot. My lover is getting old and useless, she can't even slice a mans throat properly any more. Please be my lover.. to apply for the position (sixty nine?) you will need to eliminate my current lover.

Sincerely and yours truly with love, Annalise.


Trade your 60 year old in for 2 - 30 year olds.
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#5 - 2013-07-27 12:57:28 UTC
The quality of thread in GD today is of an especially high calibre of stupid.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
Annalise Elina Amaranthus
#6 - 2013-07-27 13:03:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Annalise Elina Amaranthus
Arduemont wrote:
The quality of thread in GD today is of an especially high calibre of stupid.


Only if you think I was trying to be intelligent (rather than humorous) would you think that this thread has anything to do with anything other than poking Tippia just a little bit for the LOL's.

Of course, someone without the slightest sense of humor would think that all posts must be about something relevant to their interests or activities and discount anything that is just for the fun of it as stupid... which frankly is pretty stupid.

I am not psychotic.

Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
#7 - 2013-07-27 13:34:49 UTC
Arduemont wrote:
The quality of thread in GD today is of an especially high calibre of stupid.


Too generous.

I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg

CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
Sebastor Cane
The Outlet
#8 - 2013-07-27 13:41:08 UTC
Posting in a thread
Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#9 - 2013-07-27 13:42:00 UTC
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:

Of course, someone [that would]... think that all posts must be about something relevant to their interests or activities and discount anything that is just for the fun of it as stupid... which frankly is pretty stupid.


Irony.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
Emma Yobibit
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-07-27 13:42:07 UTC
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
Arduemont wrote:
The quality of thread in GD today is of an especially high calibre of stupid.


Only if you think I was trying to be intelligent (rather than humorous) would you think that this thread has anything to do with anything other than poking Tippia just a little bit for the LOL's.

Of course, someone without the slightest sense of humor would think that all posts must be about something relevant to their interests or activities and discount anything that is just for the fun of it as stupid... which frankly is pretty stupid.


What is humor?... no such thing in eve
Annalise Elina Amaranthus
#11 - 2013-07-27 13:47:43 UTC
Arduemont wrote:
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:

Of course, someone [that would]... think that all posts must be about something relevant to their interests or activities and discount anything that is just for the fun of it as stupid... which frankly is pretty stupid.


Irony.


Not seeing the irony in your attempt to modify what I actually posted to suit some nebulous thought floating around in the vacuum between your ears.. I think you just can't read, lack a sense of humor, and are stuffy.

I am not psychotic.

Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#12 - 2013-07-27 13:48:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
Arduemont wrote:
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:

Of course, someone [that would]... think that all posts must be about something relevant to their interests or activities and discount anything that is just for the fun of it as stupid... which frankly is pretty stupid.


Irony.


Not seeing the irony in your attempt to modify what I actually posted to suit some nebulous thought floating around in the vacuum between your ears.. I think you just can't read, lack a sense of humor, and are stuffy.


I think your just stupid.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
Annalise Elina Amaranthus
#13 - 2013-07-27 13:50:00 UTC
Emma Yobibit wrote:
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
Arduemont wrote:
The quality of thread in GD today is of an especially high calibre of stupid.


Only if you think I was trying to be intelligent (rather than humorous) would you think that this thread has anything to do with anything other than poking Tippia just a little bit for the LOL's.

Of course, someone without the slightest sense of humor would think that all posts must be about something relevant to their interests or activities and discount anything that is just for the fun of it as stupid... which frankly is pretty stupid.


What is humor?... no such thing in eve


Apparently not. Internet Spaceships Forums must ONLY be serious Internet Spaceship business or the humorless zombies come out of the woodwork to frighten off anybody that might show a single shred of humor on the forums.

I am not psychotic.

Annalise Elina Amaranthus
#14 - 2013-07-27 13:53:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Annalise Elina Amaranthus
Arduemont wrote:
I think your just stupid.


your is not you're. I don't think you should be calling people stupid.

I am not psychotic.

Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#15 - 2013-07-27 13:59:15 UTC
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
Arduemont wrote:
I think your just stupid.


your is not you're. I don't think you should be calling people stupid.


A small grammar mistake doesn't make someone stupid. If you want me to go through your posts and correct your grammar then just say so. I counted three with a quick glance. The irony you missed was that you called my post stupid on the grounds that it was calling another post stupid. If a post is stupid for calling a post stupid, then your post was stupid. There was the irony you missed.

Carry on.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
Annalise Elina Amaranthus
#16 - 2013-07-27 14:06:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Annalise Elina Amaranthus
Arduemont wrote:
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
Arduemont wrote:
I think your just stupid.


your is not you're. I don't think you should be calling people stupid.


A small grammar mistake doesn't make someone stupid. If you want me to go through your posts and correct your grammar then just say so. I counted three with a quick glance. The irony you missed was that you called my post stupid on the grounds that it was calling another post stupid. If a post is stupid for calling a post stupid, then your post was stupid. There was the irony you missed.

Carry on.


I corrected your spelling young man. You used an incorrect word and then called someone stupid. You don't like humor (or maybe you just don't like a gal that likes other gals?) and feel the need to bash someone for having a little fun. You're rude, stuffy and generally a boor. If you don't like what I wrote by all means feel free to exit the thread and not let the door hit you where the good Lord split you on your way out. By all means if you feel the need to continue being a stuffy boorish ass, do so. And I will be pleased to place you where I place all people who seem to think only their way of being deserves to be catered to. In the garbage. Where all trash belongs.

Good day sirrah.

I am not psychotic.

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#17 - 2013-07-27 14:06:57 UTC
Good God, people.

Really ?

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
#18 - 2013-07-27 14:20:07 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Good God, people.

Really ?

EVE as real as it can get.

Lol

Remove standings and insurance.
Annalise Elina Amaranthus
#19 - 2013-07-27 14:23:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Annalise Elina Amaranthus
Mara Pahrdi wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Good God, people.

Really ?

EVE as real as it can get.

Lol


EVE is serious business. I'm not. I like to joke around, poke fun, be odd and expressive... So.... Now that I have excised the humorless Troll from my view and placed him precisely where he belongs, in the trash... shall we dance my dear?

I am not psychotic.

Arduemont
Rotten Legion
#20 - 2013-07-27 14:26:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Arduemont
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:

I corrected your spelling young man. You used an incorrect word and then called someone stupid.

Actually I was just repeating your assumption. Also, the incorrect use of a word is a grammar issue, not a spelling issue.
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
You don't like humor (or maybe you just don't like a gal that likes other gals?) and feel the need to bash someone for having a little fun.

I do like humour, I just think you don't have any. Also, the implication that I am homophobic is not appreciated. You can call me stupid (and coincidentally yourself at the same time) but I take offence at being labelled prejudiced.
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
If you don't like what I wrote by all means feel free to exit the thread and not let the door hit you where the good Lord split you on your way out.

If you don't like what I replied by all means feel free to exit General Discussion. You can't post and expect to control people's replies when they don't like your threads.
Annalise Elina Amaranthus wrote:
And I will be pleased to place you where I place all people who seem to think only their way of being deserves to be catered to. In the garbage.

You did it again. So.... like yourself then? K.

"In the age of information, ignorance is a choice." www.stateofwar.co.nf
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