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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#1761 - 2013-07-25 06:16:40 UTC
i wanna kick your head, cuz it looks like a soccer ball
Ryuske Shihari
RS Industrial
#1762 - 2013-07-25 09:04:45 UTC
Your face looks like... like... screw this! Im too frikkin nice....

Keep calm and KITTEN! Proudly part of Graycember!
Lysanne Reqetta
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1763 - 2013-07-25 09:26:22 UTC
Did...did something die on you?
I think it did. Actually looking at your upper lip I'm pretty sure it's still there. Maybe that's why you look like there's a really bad smell you can't find the source of; there is a smell and the source is hidden under your colossal nose.

Blatant alt posting? In my EVE? It's more likely than you think.

NEVER FORGET - NOVEMBER 2013 - THE GREAT SIGNATURE MASSACRE
Samoth Egnoled
Caldari Provisions
#1764 - 2013-07-25 10:32:12 UTC
No, that really is your reflection... Sorry :/
Maximillian German
Task Force Coalition
#1765 - 2013-07-25 17:04:30 UTC
Why don't you wipe that dumb@ss smile off your ugly face. What the hell do you have to smile about? Thank god half of your face is shrouded in shadow, because seeing the rest of it might just make me puke. You could have at least had the common decency to put on a hood like the amarr do. I thought the gallente were supposed to look decent, but I guess there's no accounting for genetic mutation. Seriously capsuleer, you can pick any face you want. The fact that you decided to take on the face of a demented hyena makes me think that some crappy neural implant really did a number on you at some point. My advice, go biomass yourself. Maybe you'll finally be able to become something of value.
Maximillian German
Task Force Coalition
#1766 - 2013-07-25 17:12:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Maximillian German
Rangh Ovaert wrote:
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and what the hell is wrong with you? I'd say you look like a weasel, but that would be giving you too much credit. What, nothing to say? Perhaps the mob that got your right eye took your toungue? I know they say, "an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind", but in this case I think that'd be preferable than having to look at you again. Luckly, I don't have to worry about that since I can smell you A MILE AND A HALF AWAY. You're like a walking grease fire waiting to happen. And, by the way, I'm pretty sure that you are not supposed to use the pod goo AS ******* STYLING GEL

edit: whoops, I guess you aren't missing an eye. Just looked like it without zooming in.
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1767 - 2013-07-26 23:29:17 UTC
Haha, no little boy, I don't need someone to carry my groceries home. Now you go play in the space lanes like a good little lad and try not to pull your winkie before you go to bed, that's a good fella.

Bring your possibles.
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#1768 - 2013-07-28 14:58:15 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
Haha, no little boy, I don't need someone to carry my groceries home. Now you go play in the space lanes like a good little lad and try not to pull your winkie before you go to bed, that's a good fella.


I am sorry my good lady but I must sully your name in the most inappropriate ways imaginable... You treat your slaves with dignity and respect!!!!

My apologies madam

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1769 - 2013-07-28 15:11:02 UTC
Come on Amarrians. Smile you grumpy gusses!

Be FABULOUS!

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Job Valador
Professional Amateurs
#1770 - 2013-07-28 15:36:38 UTC
Graygor wrote:
Come on Amarrians. Smile you grumpy gusses!

Be FABULOUS!



I am Smiling... Your back light is too bright...

"The stone exhibited a profound lack of movement."
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1771 - 2013-07-29 15:00:23 UTC
According to the popular grocery store paperback Body Language, crossed arms expresses hostility and/or defensiveness. You're never going to win friends and influence people that way, Mr. Valador.
Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1772 - 2013-07-29 15:51:16 UTC
And what does it say about your mug looking like you're sucking a sour candy while receiving some bad news?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1773 - 2013-07-29 16:00:06 UTC
Graygor wrote:
And what does it say about your mug looking like you're sucking a sour candy while receiving some bad news?

As my second grade teacher used to say, "Do as I say, not as I do."
Is that some sort of weight loss suit you're wearing? 'Sweat your way thin' or something?
duglas Luven
Hell Forge Industries
#1774 - 2013-07-30 09:18:14 UTC
the reason you remember what your 2nd grade teacher told you is because it was only last week.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1775 - 2013-07-30 15:55:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
duglas Luven wrote:
the reason you remember what your 2nd grade teacher told you is because it was only last week.

Somehow you remind me of an action figure. With a rotatable head.
Kirjava
Lothian Enterprises
#1776 - 2013-07-30 15:57:37 UTC
Don't worry, I'm sure your wife didn't just grow a new penis.... TwistedTwistedTwisted

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1777 - 2013-08-01 20:33:20 UTC
Hate gun set to stun! Not enough for you, eh? Hate gun set to kill!
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#1778 - 2013-08-02 10:49:52 UTC
Ever considered a "Brazillian" ?

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Graygor
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1779 - 2013-08-02 11:01:48 UTC
Hey look, its corporate Ken Blink

Wheres barbie?

"I think you should buy a new Mayan calendar. Mine has muscle cars on it." - Kenneth O'Hara

"I dont think that can happen, you can see Gray has his invuln field on in his portrait." - Commissar "Cake" Kate
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#1780 - 2013-08-02 11:15:25 UTC
Big smileBig smileBig smile

G'mornin John..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyAMBd_AC_Q

RiP BooBoo 26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014 My Lady My Love My Life My Wife