Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

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Hello New Maybe Friend! ^^

We are NOT looking for the following:

1) Non fun pilots (Cause well...that sucks for everyone)

2) Pilots who refuse to use team speak during optional Ops (Because that is lame)

3) Pilots that are meanies (Mean people suck)

4) Pilots that view EVE as a second job ( This should be obvious)

5) Pilots that are NOT fun (did I mention that?)

6) Pilots that are awoxers (I have a list and am willing to share)

7) Pilots who would not enjoy our entertaining local chat ( I DO give out baked goods to the neighbors and I also admit I WILL ask them to kill the strangers)

8) Pilots that do not like baked goods mentioned in the *FUN* aspect! (Did I mention we are not like the rest of the corps?)

9) Pilots that are shy ( How can you have fun if you are shy?)

10) Pilots that insist on a PG13 Corp (That is NOT us)

11) Pilots who are goon friendly (We are NOT goon friendly.....yuk)

That being said....If you do NOT fall into the above list you *might* get into our corp!

What we DO have to offer!

1) We DO like to have fun! ( This is a game afterall and it is SUPPOSED to be fun)

2) We DO have a dedicated Training Coordinator (He know lots of stuff!)

3) We DO accept NEW PILOTS (See above: re: Training Coordinator)

4) We DO have a sweet spot in 0.2 space close to high sec and null. (New pilots can be in our office in High Sec while training)

5) We ARE a 2006 Corporation (That means we have secret stuff)

6) We DO send out a weekly Newsletter, have a website and forums (Cause we like to be informed)

7) We DO have an Industry Section that is growing rapidly (Cause we like to have lots of stuff)

8) We DO have a Black Ops Squad ( ----------nothing to say here as this is a secret---------)

9) We DO like to mega mine ( um um yeah..moving on)

10) We DO have MANY OLD Pilots that know and have stuff ( More secret stuff with this....shhhh)

11) We DO have some wonderful friends ( Need to know basis on this one)

12) We DO have scheduled Ops (But that schedule is a secret)

12) We DO like to PvP (This is EVE afterall)

13) We DO have more stuff that makes us who we are however I am not allowed to say in the forums (I do not like to get into trouble)

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Basically....

1) If you are a returning pilot we have a spot for you

2) If you are a New Pilot we can train you

3) If you are in a boring corp and want fun then we are it

Please feel free to convo me in game (Disclaimer: If you are an older toon I will have you speak to one of our many older pilots as I won't be able to answer your questions...just saying)

Feel free to join our public channel: Infinitech Public (WARNING: I admit some do come for the cookies and pie and general baked dessert of the day)



Morrin Joe (Who IS nice and sweet and WAS innocent until joining this corp, sigh)

Yo, I am the aussie director of TBOC, if ur awake during euro time, u can do pizza blops.

Other than that, we are trying to get more aussies to establish an AUTZ in pizza.


Channel: Chaos in my pants

evemail me, Miss Snuggles, Psychadel or Taleneikov for any further information